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WTF, Senate?!? You Had One Job! ONE JOB!
The U.S. Senate basically DEADED the bill expanding background checks for guns. 54 YAYs and 46 NAYs. The bill lost by 6 votes. SIX. GAHTDAMB. VOTES. The message that was just sent to 90% of Americans who supported this bill is “WE’ONT GIVE A DAMB WHATCHU WANT!” and “NRA PAYPALED US SO YOLO!” Most of the [...]
Jessica Alba’s Honest Company Tried to Come for Honest Toddler
For the past year or so, there’s been a satirical account on Twitter called @HonestToddler, whose tweets are what you’d imagine every mischievous toddler thinks but can’t express. It’s complete hilarity because those of us who deal with toddlers regularly know how much they can be jerks (but they’re so cute so they can get away [...]
This is the Most Delicious Resignation Letter Ever
When you know it’s time to quit your job and move on to greener pastures and whatnots, it can be hard to write the letter of resignation. Finding the right words takes time. And do you type it or write it out? Wells, this dude in the UK found the best way to quit his [...]
I’m Still Not Here for Relationship Experts: A Rant
I know I’ve written about the topic of wack ass relationship experts twice before. First, on No Country for Janky Relationship Experts and then on XOJane (How Do We Fight Back Against Stupid Relationship Advice Nobody Asked For?) But I seriously will not rest until they’ve all gone away and stopped telling women how lonely [...]
My Holland Taylor Story and Why ANN Rocked
Almost a year ago, I was loitering on Twitter talmbout randomness and being the fool I am when I got a tweet that made me almost fall out my chair. I went to her page and saw the verified checkmark and ALMOST fell out my chair. Holland Taylor thinks I’m funny! WHAT IS MY LIFE?!? [...]
Teddy Pendergrass is Slaying in His Firefox Fur: Throwback Thursday
Look at this AWESOME sumbish here! JUST LOOK AT HIM! Teddy Pendergrass said he was gon slay anyone within a 54 mile radius and his mission was accomplished. He said he wanted to go in and let us ALL have it. HE WENT IN AND LET US HAVE! YES, LAWD! Real Gs wear full length [...]
My Spring Webinars on Blogging, Branding, SEO and Getting Traffic
Hey folks! Yesterday, I released my newsletter announcing the 4 webinars (online classes) I’m having this spring! My goal is to have those who just started blogging and those who’ve been blogging for a while but don’t feel confident about it walk away knowing they can do it effectively. AND you can take them from wherever [...]
One Dumbass Man, One Dead Eel, and One Huge Fail (no pics. don’t worry)
Sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction. And sometimes, you read some news and wonder how people are so stupid that they get themselves in the strangest situations. I just read a story on Huffington Post about a man in China who stuck a 20-inch live eel up his yansh because he saw it being done [...]
Mahogany is Your Queen on the Scene
Chile I be minding my own business FOR REAL. Then Foolishness & Fuckery lived up to her name and brought this gem into my newsfeeds. Sir…ma’am. WUT? Did my dudette scalp Sonic the Hedgehog and place his skin tenderly on his head as a hairhat??? Is that what happened here? Because it surely looks like [...]
Dear LL Cool J, ‘Accidental Racist’ is an Accidental Failure
LL Cool J and Brad Paisley set the web ablaze yesterday when they released their new collabo song ‘Accidental Racist.’ The controversy and backlash was well-deserved too. I don’t listen to Brad’s music, and hell, I haven’t listened to LL’s for YEARS either. But I need to have some words with the Brother Man, not the [...]
Phaedra and Porsha Let Kenya HAVE IT on RHOA Reunion Part 1
I have been ready for the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion since I saw previews last week and knew it was gon be good. I knew so much tea would be spilled that Lipton might cry. Well, it’s a three-part reunion and if each one had a theme, this one’s was the wig snatch of [...]
BET Still Owes Us an Apology for Cita’s World
In September 1999, BET introduced us all to Cita’s World, a TV show hosted by a computer-generated character named Cita. Cita wore cropped tops, a miniskirt and her hair was gelled down with a part. LAIDT like lowered expectations. On complete virtual reality hoodrat status. She was basically a walking stereotype, talking real loud, smacking [...]
Olivia, You in Danger, Girl! Scandal Episode 218 Recap
Yo. YOOOOOOOO! This episode of Scandal slayed me in a way that nothing of fiction has ever slayed me before. Not even when Mufasa died on Lion King was I this unable to deal. It rendered me so helpless that I couldn’t e’em write this recap last night. No one show should have ALL this [...]
