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Whose Stingy Ponytail is This?

[ 52 ] October 21, 2012 |
Whose Stingy Ponytail is This?

Ok look. Everyone ain’t meant to have long flowing, luxurious hair. This is why Jesus invented weave. For those who want long hair without the hassle. Yes, He did. Look in the book of Yakiastes. It’s right there. But there’s nothing wrong with short hair. Especially when the person who has it knows that. Now, […]

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My Three Favorite Queens

[ 19 ] October 20, 2012 |
My Three Favorite Queens

Y’all know I’ve been SO SINCERE about posting everyday for the #30WriteNow challenge. I got 10 minutes left before today is over, so my post is just a picture of 3 of the most important women in my life: my mom and her sisters. They’re headed to a party right now (yes at 11:45pm) because […]

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This Was Definitely Hunting Season: Scandal Episode 203 Recap

[ 60 ] October 19, 2012 |
This Was Definitely Hunting Season: Scandal Episode 203 Recap

Last night was episode 3 of Scandal season 2 and it was on par with the rest, with no chill whatsoever. All 60 minutes had me sweating like Flava Flav while running with that heavy neck clock. I ain’t e’em lying! So much tea in one doggone hour! So let’s get into it all! Disclaimer: […]

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My Readers’ Target Shopping Confessions

[ 26 ] October 18, 2012 |
My Readers’ Target Shopping Confessions

Last week, I wrote about how there’s voodoo at Target because you walk in for some toothpaste and come out with everything BUT. I had no clue so many folks would feel my pain like that. And the comments had me CACKLING. So I decided to post some of the confessions people left about their […]

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Wyclef Jean is Oiled Up in a Speedo and I Don’t Know Why

[ 65 ] October 17, 2012 |
Wyclef Jean is Oiled Up in a Speedo and I Don’t Know Why

I was minding my own business on Twitter when someone RTed Wyclef “Took ALL our monies” Jean. Apparently, today is his birthday, and to celebrate, he is blessing cursing us all with this picture of him: I need someone to explain to me why the hell Wyclef is in a speedo, oiled up and sitting […]

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President Obama Came to Win and Mitt Romney Came to Whine: Debate Recap

[ 30 ] October 17, 2012 |
President Obama Came to Win and Mitt Romney Came to Whine: Debate Recap

The debates from last night was highly anticipated since the last one had President Barack Obama looking hella bored and Mitt Romney being loud but saying nothing of substance. Folks were ready to see Barack come through this time with more passion and he didn’t disappoint. It was a bit confrontational though and that part […]

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Phenomenal Binder, That’s Me: A Poem

[ 21 ] October 17, 2012 |
Phenomenal Binder, That’s Me: A Poem

When I try to explain to people that I’m not the most ratchet of my friends, they always give me the side-eye. But for realsies. I have some type of foolery magnet and it brings fellow senseless people into my life and I love it. My girl Kellee (@KHough09), decided to write a poem about […]

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Ohio State’s Marching Band Rocked this Halftime Show

[ 24 ] October 16, 2012 |
Ohio State’s Marching Band Rocked this Halftime Show

As an Illinois alum, I really shouldn’t be publicly acknowledging the awesome of Ohio State University’s anything since we’re rivals. Well, it’s more like we hate the fact that they always beat us in football, but lemme stop before my fellow ILLINI accuse me of treason. Either way, right now, I can’t help myself. I […]

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Kim Kardashian is Assed Out for Attention and She Should Stop

[ 30 ] October 15, 2012 |
Kim Kardashian is Assed Out for Attention and She Should Stop

Oh Kim Kardashian. Bless her heart for really trying hard to keep our attention when she doesn’t have much to offer up for it besides her body form and high heels. For someone to be so vapid and so transparent in her need for attention but so shamelessly oblivious to our annoyance is really impressive. […]

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Basketball Wives LA is Failing and I Know Why

[ 17 ] October 14, 2012 |
Basketball Wives LA is Failing and I Know Why

Basketball Wives LA Season 1 was a success for VH1, pulling in 2 million viewers per episode. It was a hit so they signed the ladies for another go-round. Wells, season 2 started last month and it’s flopping, with less than half that number tuning in every week. And I know the ENTIRE reason why […]

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Most Ratchet Acceptance Speech Ever Goes to the Daily Show

[ 13 ] October 13, 2012 |
Most Ratchet Acceptance Speech Ever Goes to the Daily Show

The Daily Show is genius and there’s a reason why it wins awards ALLATAHM. ALL OF THE AWARDS! That show is ratchet but so damb smart. And Jon Stewart is hilarity. They just won “Best Late Night Comedy Series” at the Comedy Awards and their staff got on stage and cut a good fool! The 2012 […]

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Joe Biden Shaded and Paul Ryan Drank Lotsa Water: VP Debate Recap

[ 40 ] October 12, 2012 |
Joe Biden Shaded and Paul Ryan Drank Lotsa Water: VP Debate Recap

Anything that postpones Scandal for a week better be worth the while, and lemme tells ya… the vice-president debate was certainly worth it. Folks were looking forward to this showdown after the less-than-exciting Presidential one, and it didn’t disappoint. I missed the first 20 minutes of it though. I actually came in right as Joe […]

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Do Not Instagram That Hoe, Fat Joe

[ 27 ] October 11, 2012 |
Do Not Instagram That Hoe, Fat Joe

Not-so Fat Joe just released a lyrically-remedial track featuring Rick Ross and Juicy J called “Instagram That Hoe.” and I’m here to tell him to refrain from such a thing and I have a plethora of reasons. 0.5. You start the song talmbout “all my bad bitches report to Instagram right now!” Welp, there goes […]

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