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50 Dumbest Tweets of 2012: Part 2

[ 28 ] December 29, 2012 |
50 Dumbest Tweets of 2012: Part 2

The annual tradition continues, folks. Pointing out the stupidity on Twitter is a year-round job that happens on DumbestTweets.com. But it’s important to spotlight the cream of the crop of the foolish. Part 1 of the 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2012 is up, so here is the rest, as promised. 26. 80HD and this fool wasn’t […]

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50 Dumbest Tweets of 2012: Part 1

[ 72 ] December 28, 2012 |
50 Dumbest Tweets of 2012: Part 1

Twitter has been proving that children were indeed left behind since 2006. This is why DumbestTweets.com exists and is never out of material. There are currently 400 posts sitting in drafts and over 1,700 posts have been published. Anywho, it’s about that time of the year where I am tasked with the super tough job […]

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Anguished in Anguilla: The Kenya Moore Story. RHOA Episode 8 Recap

[ 17 ] December 24, 2012 |
Anguished in Anguilla: The Kenya Moore Story. RHOA Episode 8 Recap

Kenya Moore’s Real Housewives of Atlanta behavior is of that person who says “I like your dress. I want one just like it.” And you tell  her “Thanks. I like this dress too.” And then 4 days later, she wonders why the dress isn’t in her closet yet. And it’s a shame. And she should […]

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Stevie Wonder Would Play At Harpo’s Juke Joint and I’ont Like It

[ 15 ] December 22, 2012 |
Stevie Wonder Would Play At Harpo’s Juke Joint and I’ont Like It

I’ve always been a Stevie Wonder fan. I know all his songs and I love him. He is a genius. But his PR team is not. A couple of years ago, I wrote a sternly-worded letter to Stevie Wonder telling him to fire his team because they don’t want the best for him. Judging by […]

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Tom From MySpace Read Someone For Filth on Twitter

[ 34 ] December 21, 2012 |
Tom From MySpace Read Someone For Filth on Twitter

Note: This post was clearly supposed to be for yesterday but what had happened was… Loitering on Twitter pays off sometimes. Because if you do it at the right time for long enough, stuff will happen that’ll have you eating popcorn like Michael Jackson in Thriller. Last night, I sho’ll was at home like: So […]

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Why My Site Was in Internet Purgatory for the Last 24 Hours

December 20, 2012 |
Why My Site Was in Internet Purgatory for the Last 24 Hours

Lemme tell y’all what happened. These past couple of months, I’ve been breaking my own traffic records. In fact, since July, my site traffic has doubled. I’ve been getting ALLA THE PAGEVIEWS! And I realized that I needed to upgrade my hosting account. I got the BRIGHT (read: really dumb) idea to make this change […]

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Instagram’s New Terms of Service is a FAIL

[ 28 ] December 18, 2012 |
Instagram’s New Terms of Service is a FAIL

I joined Instagram September of 2011 just so I could hold down the Luvvie username. Between then and July 2012, I had uploaded just 2 pictures, and one of them was of my socks in the “rise” filter. And then July happened and I went to LA and decided to start Instagramming more so I logged on and saw […]

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We Must Stop Legging Abuse ASAPtually!

[ 89 ] December 17, 2012 |
We Must Stop Legging Abuse ASAPtually!

Leggings are comfortable. I get it. I like them too. But ever since the leggings as pants trend started like 4 or 5 or 6 years ago, people have been abusing it left and right. There are folks who rock it with cropped shirts, showing off all camel toe. And I be wondering if they […]

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All’s Fair in Love and Wig Snatch: RHOA Episode 7 Recap

[ 45 ] December 17, 2012 |
All’s Fair in Love and Wig Snatch: RHOA Episode 7 Recap

Another episode and another reason to be embarrassed for Kenya Moore. Real Housewives of Atlanta is just here to make us all shake our heads at her. Kenya Is Inappropriate – Our non-favorite, non-housewife Kenya is suffering from lack of couth. Who thinks it’s ok to ask someone which of their friends they’ll give to […]

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I’m Blown Away by Scandal’s Winter Finale: Episode 209 Recap

[ 105 ] December 14, 2012 |
I’m Blown Away by Scandal’s Winter Finale: Episode 209 Recap

The fact that it’s gonna be four weeks until we get to see a new Scandal episode is currently killing me softly. Because this last winter episode was so good that I was gagging when it was done. Every time we think we’ve figured out these characters, their stories and why they do what they […]

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Ratchet and the Geek’s All Scandal Everything Episode

[ 3 ] December 14, 2012 |
Ratchet and the Geek’s All Scandal Everything Episode

You might know that I just kicked off a podcast with my friend Scott Hanselman in October. It’s called Ratchet & The Geek and we talk about all things pop culture, social media and technology. And we also talk about Scandal, because we’re both stans of the show. We decided to do a special episode […]

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The Poptart Tragedy: Dumbest, Funniest and Best Story Ever

[ 91 ] December 12, 2012 |
The Poptart Tragedy: Dumbest, Funniest and Best Story Ever

I come across hilarious stuff everyday but last night, I was introduced to the Poptart Tragedy. And I laughed so hard for so long that my stomach legit hurt and I had to take a drink of water to soothe my throat afterwards. I called my friend Antonio and we were both laughing for the […]

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Dear Caroline Wozniacki, Mocking Serena’s Body? You TRIED It

[ 62 ] December 11, 2012 |
Dear Caroline Wozniacki, Mocking Serena’s Body? You TRIED It

I tell ya. People are getting too big for their britches nowadays and they clearly need to be snatched back into their lanes. This latest sternly-worded letter was earned by Caroline Wozniacki, tennis player and consummate loser. Dear Caroline Wozniacki, Girl, you REALLY tried it. You tried it so hard that your failure is embarrassing. […]

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