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My Readers’ Target Shopping Confessions

[ 26 ] October 18, 2012 |
My Readers’ Target Shopping Confessions

Last week, I wrote about how there’s voodoo at Target because you walk in for some toothpaste and come out with everything BUT. I had no clue so many folks would feel my pain like that. And the comments had me CACKLING. So I decided to post some of the confessions people left about their […]

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Wyclef Jean is Oiled Up in a Speedo and I Don’t Know Why

[ 65 ] October 17, 2012 |
Wyclef Jean is Oiled Up in a Speedo and I Don’t Know Why

I was minding my own business on Twitter when someone RTed Wyclef “Took ALL our monies” Jean. Apparently, today is his birthday, and to celebrate, he is blessing cursing us all with this picture of him: I need someone to explain to me why the hell Wyclef is in a speedo, oiled up and sitting […]

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President Obama Came to Win and Mitt Romney Came to Whine: Debate Recap

[ 30 ] October 17, 2012 |
President Obama Came to Win and Mitt Romney Came to Whine: Debate Recap

The debates from last night was highly anticipated since the last one had President Barack Obama looking hella bored and Mitt Romney being loud but saying nothing of substance. Folks were ready to see Barack come through this time with more passion and he didn’t disappoint. It was a bit confrontational though and that part […]

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Phenomenal Binder, That’s Me: A Poem

[ 21 ] October 17, 2012 |
Phenomenal Binder, That’s Me: A Poem

When I try to explain to people that I’m not the most ratchet of my friends, they always give me the side-eye. But for realsies. I have some type of foolery magnet and it brings fellow senseless people into my life and I love it. My girl Kellee (@KHough09), decided to write a poem about […]

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Ohio State’s Marching Band Rocked this Halftime Show

[ 24 ] October 16, 2012 |
Ohio State’s Marching Band Rocked this Halftime Show

As an Illinois alum, I really shouldn’t be publicly acknowledging the awesome of Ohio State University’s anything since we’re rivals. Well, it’s more like we hate the fact that they always beat us in football, but lemme stop before my fellow ILLINI accuse me of treason. Either way, right now, I can’t help myself. I […]

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Kim Kardashian is Assed Out for Attention and She Should Stop

[ 30 ] October 15, 2012 |
Kim Kardashian is Assed Out for Attention and She Should Stop

Oh Kim Kardashian. Bless her heart for really trying hard to keep our attention when she doesn’t have much to offer up for it besides her body form and high heels. For someone to be so vapid and so transparent in her need for attention but so shamelessly oblivious to our annoyance is really impressive. […]

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Basketball Wives LA is Failing and I Know Why

[ 17 ] October 14, 2012 |
Basketball Wives LA is Failing and I Know Why

Basketball Wives LA Season 1 was a success for VH1, pulling in 2 million viewers per episode. It was a hit so they signed the ladies for another go-round. Wells, season 2 started last month and it’s flopping, with less than half that number tuning in every week. And I know the ENTIRE reason why […]

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Most Ratchet Acceptance Speech Ever Goes to the Daily Show

[ 13 ] October 13, 2012 |
Most Ratchet Acceptance Speech Ever Goes to the Daily Show

The Daily Show┬áis genius and there’s a reason why it wins awards ALLATAHM. ALL OF THE AWARDS! That show is ratchet but so damb smart. And Jon Stewart is hilarity. They just won “Best Late Night Comedy Series” at the Comedy Awards and their staff got on stage and cut a good fool! The 2012 […]

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Joe Biden Shaded and Paul Ryan Drank Lotsa Water: VP Debate Recap

[ 40 ] October 12, 2012 |
Joe Biden Shaded and Paul Ryan Drank Lotsa Water: VP Debate Recap

Anything that postpones Scandal for a week better be worth the while, and lemme tells ya… the vice-president debate was certainly worth it. Folks were looking forward to this showdown after the less-than-exciting Presidential one, and it didn’t disappoint. I missed the first 20 minutes of it though. I actually came in right as Joe […]

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Do Not Instagram That Hoe, Fat Joe

[ 27 ] October 11, 2012 |
Do Not Instagram That Hoe, Fat Joe

Not-so Fat Joe just released a lyrically-remedial track featuring Rick Ross and Juicy J called “Instagram That Hoe.” and I’m here to tell him to refrain from such a thing and I have a plethora of reasons. 0.5. You start the song talmbout “all my bad bitches report to Instagram right now!” Welp, there goes […]

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There’s Voodoo at Target Stores to Make You Spend All Your Money

[ 123 ] October 10, 2012 |
There’s Voodoo at Target Stores to Make You Spend All Your Money

Seriously. There has GOT to be some sort of voodoo at Target. That is the only explanation for how that place traps the most innocent people into these marathon shopping excursions that result in overdrawn bank accounts and hurting feet. First of all, going to Target on a Sunday is the worst. You get there […]

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Disney’s Monsters University is Totally Awesome

[ 11 ] October 9, 2012 |
Disney’s Monsters University is Totally Awesome

Disney first released Monsters Inc. in 2001 and folks LOVED it. I know I sure did. Boo was adorabo and Mike and Sulley stole our hearts. Now they’re coming out with a sequel to it called Monsters University (and they’re re-releasing the original in 3D). To commemorate this release, the folks over there created a […]

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Whose Stevie J Haircut is This and Why is it So Accurate?

[ 7 ] October 9, 2012 |
Whose Stevie J Haircut is This and Why is it So Accurate?

I was on my grind (O_O) when someone brought this pic to my attention on my Facebook fan page. And I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. So I cried laughing. One of your cousins got Stevie J’s face cut into the back of his head. AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM!!! iCannot. Sometimes, […]

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