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Whose Head is This? I Have Many Questions
I was doing what I does when I does it (read: nothing) when I stumbled upon the picture below. I blame Thembi for this. No that is not a mannequin. That is a grown man with tattooed cornrows. *blinks twice* I have many questions and not enough answers. Is this what we’ve come to as [...]
Y’all Don’t Listen
So when Osama-Gate happened, the White House released pictures of the situation room, as President Barack Obama and his senior staff sat and watched what folks assume to be the live feed of the raid in Pakistan. They’re been mum on what was going on at the exact time the picture happened. But the pic [...]
Why I LOVE Adele: Her Voice and Soul
My love affair with Adele began later than everyone else’s because, well, I’m always tardy for the party. First time I saw her was son some awards show last year singing “Chasing Pavements.” I was all “Who is this? She’s kinda tight.” But she fell off my radar for a bit because I don’t listen [...]
Red Velvet Onion Rings. Yes, Jesus Loves Me.
As some of you are aware, I am obsessed with all things rice and red velvet. Last year when I found out about the existence of RED VELVET FRIED CHICKEN (yes, I hollered when I typed that), I did all types of drops and twirls. And started a mission to get some in my lifespace. [...]
Whose Birthday Cake is This?
I found my newest guilty pleasure in the website NoWayGirl.com. It is NOTHING but epic foolery in picture form. I came across one of their pictures and my side-eye was so strong my eyes hurt afterwards. Wait a minute. Wait a GAHTDAMB minute. IS that a cake with pistols, shotguns, bullets and grenades??? FOR A [...]
Legendary Rapper. Small Car. Bad Credit.
My family member does accounting at a car dealership in *state name redacted*. Yesterday, she hit me up on BBM saying: Kin: “Guess who’s at the dealership buying a *small car*? Me: WHO? Kin: *legendary rapper name* Me: LMAO!!! Really??? Kin: He’s too big for that car. Me: RIGHT!!! LAWD!!! *1 hour later* Kin: Girl [...]
Obama got Osama; FoxNews Throws Shade; People Act a Fool Outside of White House
Unless you’ve been living under the same rock we thought Osama was hiding under, you know that he’s dead. The world found out that global enemy #1 was murked and killed last night, while chilling in a mansion in a suburbs in Pakistan. Chile… WHAT? So this dude wasn’t even in a cave like we [...]
Dear Donald Trump, You’re a Dusty Degenerate
This week’s sternly-worded letter is truly deserved. If you don’t know why, then either you’ve been hiding under a rock or you’re related to Sarah Palin. Either one is not a good look. Let’s get into it. Dear Donald Trump, When you decided that you might be running for presidency in 2012, I paid no [...]
What I’ve Been Up To This Past Month
I wasn’t blogging in the past month, but y’all know I’m a busybody, so I also didn’t saddown. I’m tryna get my eLife and my real life all the way together. I LOVE blogging and won’t stop (can’t stop), but I also want to take what I do to a new level. Nah mean? I’ve [...]
Soulja Boy is a Bigger Idiot Than I Thought
Soulja Boy is a bit of a degenerate. Dude thought putting white out on his sunglasses was fashion forward. And he slept with Kat Stacks, who is a walking STD. And he raps like he wrote his lyrics while drugged up on Tylenol PM AND Ambien. Just when I thought he couldn’t be more of an idiot than he is, I found out about something he said 3 years ago.
Nominate AwesomelyLuvvie.com for the Black Weblog Awards
My peoples! My hiatus is winding down. I’ll be back next week to bring the foolery and the ratchet on the regular. I’ve missed you all. *does the wop* In the meantime, I’d love for you to help a G out. The Black Weblog Awards are back, and I need ya help! I won the [...]
Wendy Williams’ Struggle Feets
I interrupt this hiatus of mine to bring you this special report. Well, it ain’t a special report as much as extreme roast. I was on Miss Jia’s blog and she posted a picture of Wendy Williams‘ feet (which Wendy herself twitpiced). And I was so taken aback that I went on a roast marathon [...]
I Quit Blogging. For a Month.
It’s been a bit quiet around here, huh? Well coupla times a year, I take a break from blogging to recharge and recoup my eLife. Now is one of them times. I’m here to let y’all know I’m taking a break off blogging here for about a 2 weeks to a month. I’m leaning on [...]
