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Dear Bristol Palin, Criticizing the President? Girl SHUT UP

[ 67 ] May 10, 2012 |
Dear Bristol Palin, Criticizing the President? Girl SHUT UP

I’ve been overdue for a sternly-worded letter, and there’s so much foolery in the world that this one could have been written to a plethora of people who don’t know how to act, or did the most with the least. However, the lucky winner is Bristol Palin. She had the nerve to criticize President Obama‘s […]

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My Ode to Angela Nissel: Funny Lady Spotlight

[ 10 ] May 10, 2012 |
My Ode to Angela Nissel: Funny Lady Spotlight

As a budding female humorist, with a dream of going really far with this, I have to pay homage to those who came before me. I must give props to the ladies who crap on the premise that women aren’t funny unless we’re making fun of bad decisions we make involving men or our times […]

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Louis XIII Liquor Costs HOW MUCH?

[ 71 ] May 9, 2012 |
Louis XIII Liquor Costs HOW MUCH?

I walked into this DOPE Walgreens they just opened on State Street here in Chicago, and got my LIFE. First of all, the Walgreens is 2 floors, and they got everything! They even have a sushi bar (where the chef makes it for you to order) and a fro-yo spot where you can get flavors […]

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No Country for these Tacky Outfits at the Met Gala

[ 26 ] May 7, 2012 |
No Country for these Tacky Outfits at the Met Gala

Most people went to the Met Gala looking gorgeous and beautiful and regal. But these fools up top came to end up on everyone’s worst-dressed list. Fashion designer, Marc Jacobs, went to the Met Gala last night in the outfit below, and I have words. Who told him it was okay to rock a long, […]

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Tyrese Concerts Tickets Are on Groupon. WOMP.

[ 13 ] May 7, 2012 |
Tyrese Concerts Tickets Are on Groupon. WOMP.

I got my Groupon deals email this morning and what do I see? Our favorite non-speller’s concert tickets are being Grouponed. WELP. For a low low price of $36, you too can go see Tyrese croon in concert. 140 people stuck in the ’90s have taken advantage of this offer. WHO’S NEXT? Unless he’s gonna […]

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10 Things I Learned About Myself From My Trip to Abuja

[ 32 ] May 7, 2012 |
10 Things I Learned About Myself From My Trip to Abuja

My peoples! How I’ve missed you so. My blog hiatus was longer than I planned, but that was because I was frolicking with my family in Abuja, Nigeria. I was there for my cousin’s wedding and you know Nigerians love to do it HUGE, which we did. I had a great time but it’s good […]

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Blog You Later

[ 6 ] March 28, 2012 |
Blog You Later

My peoples! So usually, I go on a blogging hiatus once a year to be lazy recharge and refresh. Now is that time. As you’ve probably noticed, in the past 2 weeks I’ve only blogged like 5 times, so I already unofficially kinda started being a blog bum. But my hiatus means I probably won’t […]

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“Hoodies and Heels” Party for Trayvon Martin??? I Hate People.

[ 54 ] March 23, 2012 |
“Hoodies and Heels” Party for Trayvon Martin??? I Hate People.

I called it. I CALLED IT. The other night, I was on Twitter talmbout how I don’t want to see folks have a club party in honor of Trayvon Martin. I KNEW these raggelly club promoters would use this to try to bring folks to come drop down and get their eagle on at their […]

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Whose Cousin Did This to Trayvon’s Pic?

[ 20 ] March 23, 2012 |
Whose Cousin Did This to Trayvon’s Pic?

The tragedy of Trayvon Martin’s murder has captured our attention, and called us to action. He was certainly taken too soon, and under the most unnecessary circumstances, by a lunatic. And the hoodie has become the symbol for the injustice that happened. Anyway, I was minding my own business when I was sent the picture […]

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Regina King as Huey and Riley

[ 20 ] March 19, 2012 |
Regina King as Huey and Riley

I’ve been a fan of the Boondocks since it was a comic strip. I’d read it in the Chicago Sun-Times every morning on my commute on my way to school (as a junior and senior). When it became a show, you know I had to watch it. My thoughts on the show are a different […]

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Mother Bey is Rocking Flats. LOOK AT GAWD!

[ 17 ] March 13, 2012 |
Mother Bey is Rocking Flats. LOOK AT GAWD!

I don’t know about you but seeing the picture of Mama Tina Knowles, Beyonce and baby Blue Ivy made me happy even beyond the adoraboness of the scene. Sasha Fierce is putting on mortal shoes, y’all! Beyonce is rocking FLATS! That day, when I seent Bey in some sensible black flats, I KNEWED THERE WAS […]

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I’m Proudly Rocking the Red Pump Today!

[ 5 ] March 9, 2012 |
I’m Proudly Rocking the Red Pump Today!

I’m rocking some fierce red pumps today because tomorrow (March 10) is National Women & Girls’ HIV/AIDS Awareness Day (NWGHAAD)! In March 2009, Karyn (The Fab Giver) and I launched The Red Pump Project to raise awareness about the impact of HIV/AIDS on women and girls. Our mission is to promote HIV prevention through education, […]

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My Hair is LAIDT Like Funky Dineva

[ 15 ] March 8, 2012 |
My Hair is LAIDT Like Funky Dineva

In case y’all haven’t noticed, lately I have enjoyed talmbout how my hair is LAIDT but lemme tell you where I got it from: Funky Dineva. He makes YouTube vids talmbout how LAYED his hair is and each one is better than the last. He dons a different hairhat in each video and proceeds to […]

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