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Is Black Face the New Black? Sarah Silverman Thinks Its Funny
Y’all know what it is! A double post day is something se’ous around these parts. Every Halloween time, I dread the costumes I’ll be seeing. I don’t care about the slutty ones. Do you. Your ass cheeks can be visible all in the name of ceremony. I don’t give two dambs. But then, there are [...]
Dear Antoine Dodson, I’m Not Mad At You But…
I realized that I had not written a sternly-worded letter in far too long. In fact, the last one I wrote was to Laurence Fishburne about his wayward daughter, Tana. 2 months ago. FAR TOO LONG! Today’s recipient is someone I was (and still am) cheering for, but may need to have a little seat. [...]
Kanye West said “Runaway.” Do Just That.
Ok. So everyone and their mama have been talking about Kanye West’s short film “Runaway.” It was highly anticipated. People pissed their pants in suspense. It was just hyped. I didn’t give much of a damb though. Just because I figured I’d see it when I saw it. However, I did go into it with [...]
Vote for Jimmy McMillan Cuz the Rent is Too Damn High!
There are times that real life is WAYYYY funnier than anything any of us could write in satire. This is one of those times. I’d like you to meet Jimmy McMillan, who is running for Governor of New York on the “Rent is too damn high” platform. Everything else doesn’t matter. ALL of society’s problems [...]
Topics That Need To Go Away: Black Women and Failing Relationships
Black women, relationships and singlehood. This topic has been EVERYWHERE (TV, newspapers, blogs). But I’ve just about had it up to HERE with it. We get it. Black women are lonely and downtrodden and don’t ever have men. We’re too independent. We’re golddiggers who depend on men too much. We spend ALL our days lamenting [...]
Whose Dumb Idea Is This? Kohl’s FAILED!
Ladies and gentlefools. You know when I post back to back in a day, I mean business. Well I had to post about this as it came across my gchat. Afrobella sent me this link and I went AWF!!! Like cussing tourette’s. A “Ghetto Fab Wig?” You have GOT to be kidding me! I just [...]
Madame Cameroon’s Lethal Side-Eye
This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. Get like HER! Me and the BFF, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Luvvie: What do I say to that??? Where do I begin, Lawd???? Kindred: HA! I tried to warn yo life, but now you are [...]
The Breakfast Song Foolery
Crownie is such a damn enabler, sending me these videos continually. He is like my Crack Dealer. We were once again on gchat when he sent me this gem a bit back. Luvvie: bwahahahahahahaha omg! cackles Crownie: *dead* iCANNOT. iWILLNOT Luvvie: I think He callin me home after this. hahahahahahahahaha iShant. Crownie: okay?!?! he said…. “no [...]
A Journey In Luvvie’s Google Reader
As you know, I’m a slave to Google Reader. I read over 100 blogs and sites so to keep track, Google Reader pulls all the content for me (instead of me having to individually visit each page). So when I finally sit down to read them, I like to live-tweet what I’m reading, especially when [...]







