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American Music Awards was Underwhelming
I was thisclose to not writing a blog recap for this since I live-streamed last night. But one of y’all threatened to *WALL SLIDE* if I didn’t lol. Anywho, here goes nothing… Highlights *Janet Jackson‘s opening performance was dope. In spite of the fact that she swagger jacked a jockey’s outfit, Janet still came through [...]
Live-tweeting American Music Awards
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Another Laptop Lollapalooza
Hey y’all! I got an email from a firm that represents HP computer, asking me if I wanted to do a laptop giveaway for my blog readers. Of course, I said “Yes! Put me on so I can put them on!” Well, I didn’t use those words. I actually exercised some couth, but I said [...]
Sarah Palin Wears Bump-its
Luvvie’s intro: Last, but certainly not least for my Guest Bloggers Week is… *drum roll* THEMBI!!! Woop woop woop!!! She is doper than a crack pipe in Frankie’s room, on the corner of a Baltimore street. Yes, she’s awesome. She blogs over at What Would Thembi Do, and got more pop culture knowledge than VH1. [...]
Omarion’s Side-eye
Luvvie’s intro: Next up is a member of “Aint Got No Damn Sense Inc.”, Crystal (aka @Smashedthehomie). She lacks anytime of sense, which is why she gives me LIFE! Her blog is Elegant Ignance. Find her there, and follow her on Twitter. ***GUEST BLOGGERS WEEK*** Remember B2K? That’s alright. I don’t either, really. They basically [...]
Get Over Your Color Complex
Luvvie’s Intro: I needed some testosterone in this estrogen-filled blog, and I figured, what better day to have a man take over my eCrib than on Hump Day? Next up is Leon, comedian extraordinaire and owner of 2 guns he calls arms (Hey Leon, slide me the $5 you promised for that compliment. I take [...]
Dating Sites FAIL
Luvvie’s note: Next up is Miss Jia aka Bambi (to me, anyway. She got these long wispy eyelashes. UGH! I can’t stand her for them!) Ok, green ain’t a good color on me. Jia’s one of my faves! Anywho, she’s the PERFECT person to give side-eyes to folks because she’s uber quick to roll her [...]
How Not to Holla
Hey y’all. This week is Luvvie’s Tricking Off and doing other stuff Guest Blogger’s Week here on AweLuv, and I got some heavy hitting HILARIOUS #Hoshit enthusiasts bloggers for y’all. I begged handpicked the 5 of them because I know they’ll do this eCrib of mine some justice. The theme for this week is *SIDE-EYE*. [...]
Dear Donnie McClurkin
I usually don’t write TWO sternly-worded letters on my blog in one week, but folks have been in need of it. Today’s latest victim is Donnie McClurkin, thee of “deliverance from being gay.” He recently preached at a COGIC service and went into a long rant about the evils of being gay, calling gays “vampires.” [...]
Dear Sammy Sosa, You Look Like A Vampire
I’m sure by now, you’ve seen a picture of the new and (not so) improved Sammy Sosa. It has more than earned this week’s sternly-worded letter. Dear Sammy Sosa, What in the name of all that is good, holy and sanctified are you doing? Who died and had you replicated as their phantom? You look [...]
Childhood shows rocked, especially Sesame Street
For the past 6 days, Google has been featuring custom logos with Sesame Street logos in honor of the show’s 40th anniversary. Each custom logo made me squeal like a 4-year old and I surely checked at midnight every day to see the new one. (Add this to list of reasons Google rocks sock). This [...]
Discuss…
See, I was gon have a post all ready and ERRTHANG. But then, what had happened was… mmhmm. Yup. Anyway, I do have 1 question for folks though. I’ve asked this before, but no one gave me a sufficient answer. Can toothless people chew on a thought? Discuss. Leave A Comment | Luvvie’s Shirt Store [...]
Old Man Flirt
A couple of weeks ago, I was exhibiting at a conference in Boofooville, USA, where I am one of few melanin-blessed people. I’s minding my own bitness, sitting down behind my table on my MacBook when I hear: *clears throat* I look up to see this older Black man staring at me. This is what [...]
