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Jersey Shore, Janelle Monae, Rick Rozay: Kids Did Halloween RIGHT!

[ 9 ] November 1, 2010 |
Jersey Shore, Janelle Monae, Rick Rozay: Kids Did Halloween RIGHT!

Halloween has come and go. We’ve all seen our share of the outrageous, ridiculous, and outta pocket. However, I want to show off some of THE BEST costumes I’ve seen yet. And they’ve been worn by kids. First we have… The amount of awesome in this pic is OFF. THE. CHAINS!!! They’re the cast of […]

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Halloween’s Here. What Costumes Are You Rocking?

[ 5 ] October 29, 2010 |
Halloween’s Here. What Costumes Are You Rocking?

So I’m notorious for never buying Halloween costumes. I just look in my wardrobe and put together something and call it a costume. One year, I was a Black panther by rocking black cargo pants, black leather jacket, black newsboy hat and an ice grill. So this year, I’ve been trying to figure it out. […]

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Is Black Face the New Black? Sarah Silverman Thinks Its Funny

[ 62 ] October 28, 2010 |
Is Black Face the New Black? Sarah Silverman Thinks Its Funny

Y’all know what it is! A double post day is something se’ous around these parts. Every Halloween time, I dread the costumes I’ll be seeing. I don’t care about the slutty ones. Do you. Your ass cheeks can be visible all in the name of ceremony. I don’t give two dambs. But then, there are […]

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Dear Antoine Dodson, I’m Not Mad At You But…

[ 40 ] October 28, 2010 |
Dear Antoine Dodson, I’m Not Mad At You But…

I realized that I had not written a sternly-worded letter in far too long. In fact, the last one I wrote was to Laurence Fishburne about his wayward daughter, Tana. 2 months ago. FAR TOO LONG! Today’s recipient is someone I was (and still am) cheering for, but may need to have a little seat. […]

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Kanye West said “Runaway.” Do Just That.

[ 27 ] October 26, 2010 |
Kanye West said “Runaway.” Do Just That.

Ok. So everyone and their mama have been talking about Kanye West’s short film “Runaway.” It was highly anticipated. People pissed their pants in suspense. It was just hyped. I didn’t give much of a damb though. Just because I figured I’d see it when I saw it. However, I did go into it with […]

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Lu Lu the Ferocious Dog Slays

[ 21 ] October 25, 2010 |
Lu Lu the Ferocious Dog Slays

Her name is Lu Lu and she’s a mini pinsher from China. She taught herself how to walk on 2 legs one day, and has a purse that she carries everywhere.

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Vote for Jimmy McMillan Cuz the Rent is Too Damn High!

[ 43 ] October 19, 2010 |
Vote for Jimmy McMillan Cuz the Rent is Too Damn High!

There are times that real life is WAYYYY funnier than anything any of us could write in satire. This is one of those times. I’d like you to meet Jimmy McMillan, who is running for Governor of New York on the “Rent is too damn high” platform. Everything else doesn’t matter. ALL of society’s problems […]

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Topics That Need To Go Away: Black Women and Failing Relationships

[ 20 ] October 19, 2010 |
Topics That Need To Go Away: Black Women and Failing Relationships

Black women, relationships and singlehood. This topic has been EVERYWHERE (TV, newspapers, blogs). But I’ve just about had it up to HERE with it. We get it. Black women are lonely and downtrodden and don’t ever have men. We’re too independent. We’re golddiggers who depend on men too much. We spend ALL our days lamenting […]

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Whose Dumb Idea Is This? Kohl’s FAILED!

[ 66 ] October 18, 2010 |
Whose Dumb Idea Is This? Kohl’s FAILED!

Ladies and gentlefools. You know when I post back to back in a day, I mean business. Well I had to post about this as it came across my gchat. Afrobella sent me this link and I went AWF!!! Like cussing tourette’s. A “Ghetto Fab Wig?” You have GOT to be kidding me! I just […]

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Blogalicious and Miami: All TEN Everything!

[ 21 ] October 18, 2010 |
Blogalicious and Miami: All TEN Everything!

I’m all tardy for the party, but better late than never, right? RIGHT??? Anyway, although Blogalicious 2010 was a full week ago, I’m just now getting to recapping it. It was awesome! It also ended on 10/10/10, so you know I have to do #AllTENeverything! Here are 10 reasons my trip to Miami was AWESOMESAUCE: […]

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Madame Cameroon’s Lethal Side-Eye

[ 26 ] October 15, 2010 |
Madame Cameroon’s Lethal Side-Eye

This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. Get like HER! Me and the BFF, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Luvvie: What do I say to that??? Where do I begin, Lawd???? Kindred: HA! I tried to warn yo life, but now you are […]

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Chilean Miner 21 Makes Sidepieces Think They Win

[ 28 ] October 13, 2010 |
Chilean Miner 21 Makes Sidepieces Think They Win

Y’all know I don’t post this late in the day but i had to put a little something on this one. The world is currently rooting for the Chilean miners who have been trapped for 69 days underground. Yesterday, the first man was pulled out and everyone cheered. This is awesome! Rescuing continues, and the […]

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The Breakfast Song is Awesomely Foolish

[ 42 ] October 13, 2010 |
The Breakfast Song is Awesomely Foolish

My boy Crownie is such a damn enabler, sending me these videos continually. He is like my foolery dealer. We were once again on gchat when he sent me this gem a bit back. And below is our conversation that ensued as we watched. Luvvie: bwahahahahahahaha omg! cackles Crownie: *dead* iCANNOT. iWILLNOT Luvvie: I think […]

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