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Dear China: GREAT Wall Slide
This week’s sternly-worded letter has been earned by China (yes, the Republic of). And to anyone who is even THINKING about making some a “Are you sure you’re not from there?” joke because of my super slanted eyes, SHARRAP! Just shut your mouf wide open! Anyway, moving on… Dear China, So I heard today, through [...]
MTV Movie Awards was EPIC Fail
Y’all already know what time it is. AWARDS SHOW REVIEW TIME!! *crowd goes wild* (and by “crowd”, I mean “no one”). The victim is the MTV Movie Awards, which isn’t known to be the best, despite MTV’s lax standards of etiquette. Anywho, I live-tweeted the show, and my followers were kept company with my running [...]
Important Queries
So there are some things that make me go “Hmm… *strokes chin*”. Me and Alise, my partner in roast and foolery crime were on Twitter and we had a couple of questions. NaturallyAlise: is there a cool kid brand lacefront glue? Luvvie: If love is blind, then does that mean lust has cataracts? NaturallyAlise: Do [...]
Dear Bitter Broads
Today has been proclaimed “Angsty Thursday” by me (also known as “weekday” here on AweLuv), so across the blogs of the ePosse and the IGs, people are posting about people or things that piss them off. Also participating in Angsty Thursday is House of IG, NaturallyAlise, PBG and KindredSmile. Well this week’s sternly-worded letter is [...]
Africa is Geography’s DMX
The other night, after watching the 10pm news on ABC, “Nightline” came on. I’m not a fan of that show, so I typically don’t watch it. Due to the fact that the remote control wasn’t within arm’s reach of me, and my sheer laziness, I sat there and watched “Nightline” come on. The topic was [...]
Dear Amazon, Can I Get a Refund?
This week’s letter is directed to one of my favorite stores online, Amazon.com. I’m a dedicated customer and they’ve disappointed me. Womp to them. Dear Amazon, Holder of all things awesome. Connoisseur of Cheap. Magnificent merchant of materials. I love you more than Europeans love Kelendria Rowland. I truly does. However, I got a little [...]
Black Card Reneged Part II
In case you’ve missed it, make sure you read Part I before this one so you can catch up. So where did I leave off? Ah yes, so as we were leaving the club and going down the stairs, we see that we can’t move any farther than halfway down because there is a large [...]
Black Card Reneged
I’d like to congratulate my homegirl O.N.E. on graduating from Law School. My homie is officially a LAWYER! Get it girllll!!! *does praise dance* I’m super uber proud of you, chick and this is only the beginning. I must address you by as “Attorney McEsquireFace” now. And this concludes any and all positivity in this [...]
Dear Overmarketers
So one of my biggest pet peeves is to be told something over and over again and it annoys me to NO end. Lately, I’ve been inundated with information from people trying to sell me their products or their party in obnoxious fashion and this week’s sternly-worded letter from is to them. Dear Overmarketers, So [...]
Lethal Side-Eye
This is originally posted on House of IG, but I HAD to post it here for my Awesome(ly) Readers. This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. Get like HER! Me and the BFF, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Kindred emailed this pic to [...]
Lecture in a Cab
My cabbie chronicles continues, but this time I didn’t get quitted nor did I have to curse out my cabbie. Last week, I was heading to the Design for a Cure Fashion Show, and as always, was running late. So I had to cab it. I hail a cab and off the bat I know [...]
KFC-Gate ’09 = Epic Fail
KFC oughta consider making some changes to its top executives, like for real. I know I wrote Oprah a sternly-worded letter but the people who deserve a tongue lashing is KFC’s Public Relations team. Not only for its lack of foresight, but for the lack of strategy in rolling out this “FREE Grilled Chicken” deal. [...]
Dry Hairhat Battle IV
In honor of my eSis, Alise‘s day of escape from the wretched womb (c) Stewie (aka her Birthday), I’m posting our Dry Hairhat Battle IV (4, for those not fluent in roman numeral-speak) that happened on Twitter (I’m @LuvvieIG, she’s @naturallyalise). For those who are new here, I LUBBS Alise like Lil Kim loves her [...]
