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It’s Vacation TAHM!

[ 12 ] May 4, 2014 |
It’s Vacation TAHM!

My peoples! I’m super excited to say I will be MIA on the interblogs for the next week (and from my new column on The Grio). I’ma be on vacay from now til May 11. I just had to tell y’all because I know how you be. You’ll be side-eying me talmbout “where’s the post?” […]

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One Drag, One Drunk and One Dusty Wig: RHOA Reunion Parts 1 and 2 Recap

[ 44 ] April 27, 2014 |
One Drag, One Drunk and One Dusty Wig: RHOA Reunion Parts 1 and 2 Recap

Last week, the Real Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA) reunion kicked off but since I didn’t recap the first part, I’ll just make this a 2-in-1 special. Everyone was looking the same, except for Nene with her hair that looked even more like a plastic helmet than what we’re used to. She seemed to have taken inspiration […]

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Harrison’s Gone, Our Gingham’s Dead: Fune Plans Have Begun

[ 95 ] April 25, 2014 |
Harrison’s Gone, Our Gingham’s Dead: Fune Plans Have Begun

Dearly beloved, we have gathered here today to pay respects to Scandal’s Harrison Wright (aka Brolivia Pope), Gooning Gladiator in Gingham. He came, he read Olivia for filth, he banged Adnan and conquered nothing really. He wore mismatched ties and shirts, suspenders like no other and sometimes, we saw that his yansh was SITTING in them […]

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Call Miss Cleo Now! Throwback Thursday

[ 12 ] April 24, 2014 |
Call Miss Cleo Now! Throwback Thursday

Back when I was in high school, I was feeling myself because I didn’t have a bedtime anymore. As a natural night owl, I’d stay up til wee hours of the early night (like midnight) watching TV. That was when I got introduced to Miss Cleo the Psychic. Nothing says “Get your GOOFASS to bed” […]

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Whose Wayward Brother is This on Vine? Oh Yeah: Riff Raff

[ 67 ] April 23, 2014 |
Whose Wayward Brother is This on Vine? Oh Yeah: Riff Raff

Sometimes, loitering on Twitter outside of my mentions gets me in trouble. Today was one of those times because I came across the Vine video below and I almost fell out my chair. I am frightened. What is this and why is this? Who what when? I have questions and I wanna just dip my […]

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You Can’t Outdo Black People: Presidential Easter Edition

[ 44 ] April 20, 2014 |
You Can’t Outdo Black People: Presidential Easter Edition

Happy Resurrection Sunday, Saints and Aints! God is good ALLATAHM and ALLATAHM God is good! Yes! I love Easter, because we get to give Jesus extra praise. But also because it is a day for us to show out everywhere with fashion. It’s like the fresher we are, the closer we are to Him. And […]

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The Price of Free and Fair Election: Scandal Season 3 Finale Recap

[ 108 ] April 18, 2014 |
The Price of Free and Fair Election: Scandal Season 3 Finale Recap

Let’s just get into the finale of Scandal season 3. In the Beginning – There’s 15 minutes left before the bomb goes off and people are still at the church waiting on the President, who’s at the White House practicing his speech for Cyrus (who is stalling). Jake calls the Chief of Staff’s phone and […]

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Something’s On Jermaine Jackson’s Scalp and It’s a Mystery

[ 297 ] April 16, 2014 |
Something’s On Jermaine Jackson’s Scalp and It’s a Mystery

Jermaine Jackson has somehow turned out to be the oddest man in a family of really talented weird people and that is no small feat. Besides all the foolery he partakes in, like changing his last name to Jacksun (O__O) and being stuck in Africa because of his lack of child support payment, the dude […]

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Dear Winter, You’ve Overstayed Your Welcome. Please Go.

[ 66 ] April 16, 2014 |
Dear Winter, You’ve Overstayed Your Welcome. Please Go.

I’m cold. You’re cold. We’re all cold. The word “cold” is freezing. But it’s Spring and this is ri-damb-diculous. Where is security??? Winter needs to be escorted out since it doesn’t want to leave on its own free will. This is why I am here with this sternly-worded letter. I am advocating for warmth. Dear […]

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Mimi Faust Lost But the Shower Rod Won

[ 65 ] April 14, 2014 |
Mimi Faust Lost But the Shower Rod Won

Sometimes, I wonder why people don’t wanna win life, business and the pursuit of their happiness. Today, TMZ announced that a sex tape starring Mimi Faust of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta infamy would be released by Vivid Entertainment. It stars Mimi and her boyfriend, Nikko Smith, who resembles the sloth from Ice Age – […]

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Velvet’s Fune and the Sound of Petty: RHOA Season 6 Finale Recap

[ 34 ] April 14, 2014 |
Velvet’s Fune and the Sound of Petty: RHOA Season 6 Finale Recap

I’ve missed the last 5 episodes of Real Housewives of Atlanta so that’s why there haven’t been recaps here. But last night, I caught the season 6 finale episode. It was like I had missed nothing. Really, there were only 3 scenes worth noting. Velvet Gone – Kenya’s puppy, Velvet, went on to the pet […]

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You Can’t Outdo Black People: Soul Train Edition

[ 38 ] April 13, 2014 |
You Can’t Outdo Black People: Soul Train Edition

A couple of months ago, I came across this video and the commentary made me laugh SO HARD. I watched it about 7 times in a row and cackled just as much as I did the first time. Since then, it’s been shared on Facebook over 2,000 times. The person behind it is Darell J. […]

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Flesh and Blood: Scandal Episode 317 Recap

[ 151 ] April 11, 2014 |
Flesh and Blood: Scandal Episode 317 Recap

The phenomenal empress by the name of Debbie Allen (@msdebbieallen) directed episode 317 of Scandal! I loved her giddiness too and she tweeted the picture below, sent to her by her daughter. Yesssss! Fixing the Fix – Jake is telling Olivia that shutting down B613 was some treasonous ish (it was) and she’s all incredulous about […]

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