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Dear Charlie Sheen, Please Go Have Some Seats

[ 20 ] March 3, 2011 |
Dear Charlie Sheen, Please Go Have Some Seats

Charlie Sheen is nuts. THAT is why I’m writing this week’s sternly-worded letter? Very rarely does this level of batsh*t nuts-dom come to our attention. I mean DAMB! Charlie Sheen has been EVERYWHERE this past week talmbout his his life as a rich crackhead and wondering who gon check him. He was on 20/20 last […]

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My 5 Thoughts on the Academy Awards

[ 10 ] February 28, 2011 |
My 5 Thoughts on the Academy Awards

The¬†Academy Awards comes on towards the end of the Award season, and it goes out with a snooze! Every year, 3 hours of subpar speeches, awkward scripted conversations and many penguins signifies the Oscars. It was no different this year. In fact, it might have been worse. It was painfully boring. Which is why I […]

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Whose Child Is This? And Are Those… iQuit

[ 37 ] February 21, 2011 |
Whose Child Is This? And Are Those… iQuit

I was minding my own damb business like I like to do (o___O) when I saw this picture on Twitter, twitpiced by @BigLilKim1. First, I was all that baby’s so cute. *looks down at pic* *sees feet* *gets closer to computer* WAYMENT. Are those… No they… YES THEY ARE!!! This child got condoms on her […]

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Nathaniel Alexander: Black History Legend

[ 18 ] February 18, 2011 |
Nathaniel Alexander: Black History Legend

Luvvie’s Note: As you all know, Black History Month is more than half over. And I haven’t done my share of educating the masses about the history of us colored folks. Helping me out today is Scholar in Ratchetness, Brokey McPoverty. She’s the goofy behind the “Little Known Black History Facts” Tumblr. I asked Professor […]

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Dear Lil Kim, this Nicki Minaj Beef is Tired

[ 86 ] February 16, 2011 |
Dear Lil Kim, this Nicki Minaj Beef is Tired

This letter to Lil Kim has been a long time coming. And everytime I lose my vigor to write it, something else happens. Sit back. Enjoy. Dear Lil Kim, Hey gurl hey. *deep sigh* You know I used to be a fan of yours, right? Your songs went HARD in the gahtdamb paint! “Crush on […]

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Happy Valves and Thymes Day!!!

[ 8 ] February 14, 2011 |
Happy Valves and Thymes Day!!!

What it be like, folks? Happy Valentine’s Day to everyones. It’s a day of increased expectations, men sleeping on couches and new seeds being planted (mmhmm…). It’s also a day of bitter Facebook statuses or bragging ones. To all the single ladies on Valves and Thymes Day, don’t write bitter FB statuses and blog posts. […]

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Luvvie’s GRAMMYS Live-Tweets Party

[ 1 ] February 12, 2011 |
Luvvie’s GRAMMYS Live-Tweets Party

It is that time AGAIN! Award Show season is here, and this means my live-tweets party! As you know, Twitter makes every show worth watching. Stay tuned for my tweets from the most foolish and ratchet folks on Twitter. This eParty will start at 6:00pm CST on Sunday, February 13. So come back here and […]

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I’ve Never Watched Roots: Black History Month Confession

[ 49 ] February 10, 2011 |
I’ve Never Watched Roots: Black History Month Confession

Day 10 of this Black History Month is upon us, and I’m here to get something off my chest. Why? Because I need to cleanse my soul of this burden I’ve carried around for so long. As a strong melanin-blessed individual, I am a card-carrying member of the Coalition of Colored Folks. However, my card […]

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Whose T-Shirt Is This? Jesus Ain’t Sanction It

[ 53 ] February 8, 2011 |
Whose T-Shirt Is This? Jesus Ain’t Sanction It

One of my readers passed this pic to me, and all I did was give EXTREME side-eye. Sir… I’m pretty sure Jesus, nor his disciples, nor Matthew, Mark, Luke, John, Shadrack, Meshack or the Billy Goat, sanctioned the existence of this shirt. I mean, I respect his fervor and passion for his place of worship […]

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Where in the World is Luvvie Sandiego?

[ 13 ] February 7, 2011 |
Where in the World is Luvvie Sandiego?

What it be like, folks? So I made it out of SnowtoriousBIG on Thursday, with only one hour delay to my flight. SHOURROUT to the greatest city EVER! Can’t nobody sit up here and tell me Chicago isn’t the bomb.com. 2 days after 2 feet of snow and 60 mph winds, the airports were up […]

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Oregon Trail is Now On Facebook. iLIVE!!!

[ 26 ] February 3, 2011 |
Oregon Trail is Now On Facebook. iLIVE!!!

So today, I found out that the Oregon Trail app is now on Facebook! OREGON MUFUGGING TRAIL!!! The epic game from our childhood where you were a settler taking a 2,000 mile across the treacherous oregon trail with a wagon full of people, and ox pulling the wagon. During the trail, you face all types […]

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SnowtoriousBIG is Here! Stay Safe, Chitowners!

[ 6 ] February 1, 2011 |
SnowtoriousBIG is Here! Stay Safe, Chitowners!

As you all know, we’re in the midst of SnowtoriousBIG, the goon ass blizzard that is coming through Chicago and the Midwest. Skinny people of Chicago! If you’re going outside today, please wear a heavy backpack so you don’t get blown away by the wind. Kthx! Don’t get Dorothy’ed from the Wizard of Oz, my […]

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Black History Month is Here! *Puts On My Dashiki*

[ 21 ] February 1, 2011 |
Black History Month is Here! *Puts On My Dashiki*

Welcome, my *pause* brethren and sisthren! It is Black History Month, 28 days of reminiscing about the colorful past of us melanin-blessed individuals. This is the time where kids get to see Frederick Douglass’ afro side-part in class. The children get to learn about gun-toting Harriet, who told folks to either be free or die. […]

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