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A Journey In Luvvie’s Google Reader

[ 17 ] October 6, 2010 |
A Journey In Luvvie’s Google Reader

As you know, I’m a slave to Google Reader. I read over 100 blogs and sites so to keep track, Google Reader pulls all the content for me (instead of me having to individually visit each page). So when I finally sit down to read them, I like to live-tweet what I’m reading, especially when […]

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Improper Music’s Proper Lyrics

[ 33 ] October 4, 2010 |
Improper Music’s Proper Lyrics

Like a month back, I was clubbing with a friend for her birthday, and I admit that I’ve become a bit of a bore. I don’t dance until I can’t dance anymore when I go clubbing. What I do is sit down and people watch. This is fun for me. So I’m sitting there and […]

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Happy 50th Birthday, Nigeria! #AllNAIJAErrthang

[ 15 ] October 1, 2010 |
Happy 50th Birthday, Nigeria! #AllNAIJAErrthang

Y’all will catch me randomly yelling out “ALL NAIJA EVERYTHING” today because it’s my country’s birthday! Nigeria turns 50 today and celebrates half a century without British rule! Naijas everywhere will be rejoicing like nothing else, so excuse any rowdiness you see from us. Nigeria’s the most populated country in Africa. There’s a good 125 […]

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I’m Not a Big Drinker But I’m the Public Lushness Fairy

[ 18 ] September 30, 2010 |
I’m Not a Big Drinker But I’m the Public Lushness Fairy

I’m a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. I prefer the fruity drinks that taste like juice over taking shots. In fact, shots give me the heebie jeebies. Sometimes, I’ll take a shot if enough peer pressure is applied. But my face afterwards looks like the #10 on the medical pain chart. EEEWWWW!! I was […]

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Chingy’s Album Sold 683 Copies and Went Credit Score

[ 21 ] September 29, 2010 |
Chingy’s Album Sold 683 Copies and Went Credit Score

Classic albums go gold, platinum and diamond. Michael Jackson’s albums went plutonium and sh*t because they ran out of metals awesome enough to describe their level of DOPENESS. This was in the past though. It seems that albums don’t fare as well nowadays. Not even close. First, Kelis dropped an album and sold 7,500 copies. […]

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Whose Foot Is This?

[ 25 ] September 28, 2010 |
Whose Foot Is This?

I was minding my own business on Facebook when I came across something on Chris Alexander’s Facebook page (the fool behind ColoredBoy.net). Listen. Everyone can’t have cute feet. This is why God created closed-toed shoes and boots. What in all that is good an reasonable told this woman that it was okay to stuff her […]

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I Got My Najiramba On

[ 25 ] September 27, 2010 |
I Got My Najiramba On

So y’all know that episode of Martin where he just came up missing and sent Gina a tape saying he had to go find himself? And then they found him in some sort of cult place where he was rocking half a fro, half braids while rocking a brown sack? Well, yeah, that was me […]

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This Fight Here…

[ 9 ] September 16, 2010 |
This Fight Here…

I’m in DC until the end of the week for Congressional Black Caucus Foundation’s Annual Legislative Conference. I’m there repping The Red Pump Project. But I wanted to drop y’all something. I saw this clip and cackled LOUDLY. If this ain’t the most tame group fight I’ve ever seen, I don’t now what is. My […]

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Dear Taylor Swift, Please STFU and Get Over It

[ 0 ] September 14, 2010 |
Dear Taylor Swift, Please STFU and Get Over It

Taylor Swift got the nerve to go on this year’s VMAs and weep through her guitar onstage about an event that happened a year ago. And I’m about SICK of her. So here’s my letter. Dear Taylor Swift, Gurl you’re actually playing the clip of Kanye interrupting you from last year before your performance?!? OH! […]

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I Hated the VMAs (and Taylor Swift)

[ 37 ] September 13, 2010 |
I Hated the VMAs (and Taylor Swift)

I want to go to MTV offices and kick every trashcan in the building for that awful ass awards show they put on last night. AWFUL I SAY. The PreShow Why was the preshow such a mixture of yawn, boring and dry? MTV could have kept that wack hour to themselves. The entire time, I […]

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Luvvie’s MTV VMAs Live-Tweet Party

[ 2 ] September 12, 2010 |
Luvvie’s MTV VMAs Live-Tweet Party

Stay tuned for my MTV Video Music Awards live-tweeting party, featuring live-tweeting from the most foolish and ratchet folks on Twitter. This eParty will start at 6pm CST today. So come back here and get epic tweets that’ll make you cackle till you drop. The following people’s tweets will be automatically streamed into the box […]

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Willow Whipped Her Hair and Wigs Were Wrenched

[ 54 ] September 10, 2010 |
Willow Whipped Her Hair and Wigs Were Wrenched

Unless you’ve been living under a rock, then you’ve already heard Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair.” THAT. SONG. BEATS. It goes all the way hard (beat-wise anyway). And the lyrics are catchy. Plus it’s age-appropriate. Willow’s on the scene!

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5 Ways Guys Club Wrong

[ 24 ] September 8, 2010 |
5 Ways Guys Club Wrong

So Labor Day just passed, which not only signifies that it is Cuddle Buddy season the weather is actively getting cooler, but it is the time when my homebody-ness becomes full-fledge. All the kicking it I do from May to August is about to wind down a little bit. Clubbing or going to lounges will […]

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