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Join Me and Rock the Red Pump!

[ 2 ] January 31, 2011 |
Join Me and Rock the Red Pump!

I interrupt this regularly-scheduled IGnificence with something I care deeply about. For those who don’t know, I’m co-founder of The Red Pump Project (and its overarching nonprofit organization The Red Project Collective), a national initiative to raise awareness about the impact of HIV/AIDS on women and girls. Red Pump is my baby! Anywho, we launched […]

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They Got Facebook In Jail? This Inmate’s Profile Says Yes

[ 77 ] January 27, 2011 |
They Got Facebook In Jail? This Inmate’s Profile Says Yes

So I was minding my own business (O___O) when I got an email from one of my readers. Lately, y’all have been serving me with RATCHETNESS to the max! This email was no different. She just dropped the link to a Facebook profile and pretty much dropped the mic and walked out my inbox. I […]

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These Suitcase Decals Are TSA’s Worst Nightmare

[ 23 ] January 26, 2011 |
These Suitcase Decals Are TSA’s Worst Nightmare

I was loitering at my quiet corner of the interwebs a coupla months ago (Tumblr) when I came across these: What are these, you might ask? They’re suitcase decals that you can buy and stick on your luggage to travel with. You take these huge stickers, place them on your luggage and go to the […]

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Talk Amongst Yourselves

[ 2 ] January 25, 2011 |
Talk Amongst Yourselves

While I catch up on life, I got a question. If Twitter is the Den of Iniquity (which it is), is YouTube the waiting room of Purgatory? This is a REAL query. Discuss.

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Snooki is a NYTimes Bestselling Author. *faints*

[ 28 ] January 20, 2011 |
Snooki is a NYTimes Bestselling Author. *faints*

First of all, I know some people are saying “Who is Snooki?” While others are asking “She wrote a book?” I bet no one is saying “I knew she’d be one.” Let me answer these questions one by one. Snooki is Nicole Polizzi of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” infamy (and I’m a fan). She’s known best […]

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If Tupac Met Malcolm X, They’d Side-Eye This Painting Together

[ 62 ] January 19, 2011 |
If Tupac Met Malcolm X, They’d Side-Eye This Painting Together

At this point in time, y’all already know I spend WAY too much of my time and days loitering on the Den of Iniquity that is Twitter. Yesterday was no different. I was minding my own business (O__o) when someone posted a link to a twitpic by Tyrese. It was… Ok I have SO many […]

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I Had A Dream…

[ 8 ] January 17, 2011 |
I Had A Dream…

Well, no, I had a nightmare. I was 4 months pregnant (scary thought #1). And the father was Tommy from Martin (scary part #2). EEEK! For real, y’all! I woke up clutching my pearls and did a *bed slide* to the floor. I AIN’T READY TO BE A BABY MAMA TO TOMMY THE UNEMPLOYED! My […]

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What’s Your Zodiac Sign??? I Don’t Know Anymore! *Wall Slide*

[ 67 ] January 13, 2011 |
What’s Your Zodiac Sign??? I Don’t Know Anymore! *Wall Slide*

I woke up today and found out something that has just murked me considerably. Apparently, the Earth has changed alignment and something something something relation to the moon blah blah axis womp blah. But somehow this change that happened has affected the zodiac, and has changed it considerably. So now, here’s what the zodiac is […]

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“The Game” Premiere Played Bald-headed Games! I Have Questions

[ 83 ] January 12, 2011 |
“The Game” Premiere Played Bald-headed Games! I Have Questions

So last night was the highly anticipated premiere of the TV show “The Game.” You know, the one that’s been off air for 2 years because CW kicked it to the curb. So fans lobbied for it like our health insurance depended on it. Yes, that one. BET picked it up and we all deep […]

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Dear Sheila Johnson, You Got Words for Oprah and OWN, Huh?

[ 26 ] January 11, 2011 |
Dear Sheila Johnson, You Got Words for Oprah and OWN, Huh?

So y’all know I LOVE me some Oprah. I am a self-admitted STAN. Mother Oprah is IT and I heart she. Oprah’s my mentor in my head and I’ve been in the audience of her show twice. I was mad salty both times because I was praying it’d be the Favorite things one both times, […]

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Skinny Girl Problems Are Real

[ 98 ] January 10, 2011 |
Skinny Girl Problems Are Real

I was loitering on the Twitter yesterday, when @LadyW87 tweeted about how us skinny girls have some trials, and I fully agreed! Skinny girl problems are REAL, and it ain’t our fault that our metabolisms are faster than Usain Bolt. I’m here to share with you what some of them are. And yes, I’m aware […]

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Ted Williams and His Golden Voice: Thug Murker of the Week

[ 39 ] January 7, 2011 |
Ted Williams and His Golden Voice: Thug Murker of the Week

As you all know, I’m a thug. I make babies cry by mean mugging them. I punch teddy bears just because. However, there are certain things that grab my attention and render my thug obsolete. Some stuff makes my thug pick up its’ luggage and go on vacation. These are things that sometimes make my […]

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Whose Legs Are These? And Where’d She Get Those Boots?

[ 53 ] January 6, 2011 |
Whose Legs Are These? And Where’d She Get Those Boots?

I was on Facebook, when I ran across a picture on my newsfeeds, posted by one of the folks I went to college with. And I wonder… This woman LITERALLY drank herself UNDER the toilet. How do you drink to the point of passing our in between two toilet stalls, legs wide open and everything? […]

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