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Ted Williams and His Golden Voice: Thug Murker of the Week

[ 39 ] January 7, 2011 |
Ted Williams and His Golden Voice: Thug Murker of the Week

As you all know, I’m a thug. I make babies cry by mean mugging them. I punch teddy bears just because. However, there are certain things that grab my attention and render my thug obsolete. Some stuff makes my thug pick up its’ luggage and go on vacation. These are things that sometimes make my […]

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Whose Legs Are These? And Where’d She Get Those Boots?

[ 53 ] January 6, 2011 |
Whose Legs Are These? And Where’d She Get Those Boots?

I was on Facebook, when I ran across a picture on my newsfeeds, posted by one of the folks I went to college with. And I wonder… This woman LITERALLY drank herself UNDER the toilet. How do you drink to the point of passing our in between two toilet stalls, legs wide open and everything? […]

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Who’s That on the Birthday Line? It’s LUVVIE!!!

[ 49 ] January 5, 2011 |
Who’s That on the Birthday Line? It’s LUVVIE!!!

Today is a special day! It’s MY BIRTHDAY!!! *and then I hit my dougie* YES MA’AMS and SIRS! Today’s my birthday! *cartwheels* 26 years ago, the world got a tad bit more ratchet, when at 2:30am, my mama birthed me. TWO weeks late. CLEARLY, I wasn’t on much then either. I was in the womb CHILLING. […]

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Allow Me to Re-introduce Myself

[ 122 ] January 3, 2011 |
Allow Me to Re-introduce Myself

Happy New Year, folks!!! *does the cabbage patch* Yessssssss!!! So I hope you stayed outta trouble on the 31st. I’d hate to see any of you on FAILblog.com. By hate, I mean thoroughly enjoy. Anywho, in this new year, I wanted to get folks re-acquainted to the person behind the avatar. And I’ve gotten so […]

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Thank You For An Awesome(ly) Lovely 2010

[ 10 ] December 31, 2010 |
Thank You For An Awesome(ly) Lovely 2010

WOWSIES! I can’t believe it’s the last day of 2010. Where did this year go? It ran faster than a Kenyan. Sheesh! Anywho, I didn’t want to have the New Year’s Eve go by without a quick wrap up, before New Years’ Eve festivities begin (and ratchetness takes over). Where I am now is so […]

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The 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010

[ 218 ] December 29, 2010 |
The 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010

Twitter: A place for people to share their thoughts. A place for celebrities and public figures to connect with their fans and supporters. An English major’s nightmare. I want to forget these tweets. So with a heavy heart and deep sigh, I present to you: The Top 25 Dumbest Tweets of the Year.

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The Stages of Twitter Grief of Celebrity Deaths

[ 102 ] December 27, 2010 |
The Stages of Twitter Grief of Celebrity Deaths

I analyzed the process of grieving on Twitter when celebrities die, and it’s the same cycle each time, with the theatrics at the highest levels.

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Luvvie’s Christmas Sweatah Brings All The Haters To The Yard

[ 3 ] December 24, 2010 |
Luvvie’s Christmas Sweatah Brings All The Haters To The Yard

Luvvie’s note: It is an annual tradition for me to put my avatar in a *coughs* festive sweater. However, folks be hating on it SUPER hard. I think they’re just jellis of my sweater steeze! Haters, I say!!! Anywho, the supreme hater this time was my eSis, Naturally Alise. Here she is roasting my sweatah […]

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Antoine Dodson’s Chimney Intruder Is Just… iCan’t.

[ 21 ] December 22, 2010 |
Antoine Dodson’s Chimney Intruder Is Just… iCan’t.

Remember Antoine Dodson? Yeah I had Dodson Fever when that whole foolery first came out. And I may or may not have had the Bed Intruder song as my ringtone for a hot, quick second. Antywho, I’ve been kinda off the Dodson wagon though, after I saw how he’s allowing himself to be cooned out […]

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Luvvie’s Christmas Sweater: Last Year’s Roast

[ 10 ] December 20, 2010 |
Luvvie’s Christmas Sweater: Last Year’s Roast

Last year, I blessed the world by putting my avatar in a DELIGHTFUL sweater to celebrate the holidays. The Christmas spirit was RIPE in me. So y’all know I had to dress for the occasion! I presented the world with my sweater. And DAGNABBIT I looked ADORABO in it. But when I tweeted it, LAWDT… […]

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My Grandmother’s The Crunkest

[ 25 ] December 17, 2010 |
My Grandmother’s The Crunkest

Luvvie’s note: So I was on GChat with LV aka @Cloud10LV aka the Cephus to my Reesie aka A gahtdamb mess when he barged in with one of his random ass ways of saying hello (i.e. “Slides into the back pew like the folks that come in church late. *whispers* WHAT UP DOE?”) He proceeded […]

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The Kardashians Wish You A Merry Christmas

[ 47 ] December 15, 2010 |
The Kardashians Wish You A Merry Christmas

I came across this Gawker post talmbout the recently released The Kardashian family Christmas photo. So I had to show it to y’all. The Kardashians are a relatively attractive family. And yes, they got a lot cuter from plastic surgery. BUT… There’s just so many things that don’t quite curl all the way over (like Little […]

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Damp Sweatah, Dry Heart

[ 16 ] December 15, 2010 |
Damp Sweatah, Dry Heart

The mid 90s were a boon to emotional, vulnerable @ss ninjas who loved to croon mediocre R&B ballads. But only one emo dude earns the title for Douchiest. Video. Ever. Behold, Mario Winans’ “I Don’t Wanna Know” with real-time commentary from me and Kindred. Luvvie: as he serenades himself with backlight. ANGST game is proper […]

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