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Dear Mel Gibson, Please STFU

[ 16 ] July 8, 2010 |
Dear Mel Gibson, Please STFU

So Gawker released an article last week saying that Mel Gibson went on a diatribe against his ex. “You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n*ggers, it will be your fault.” – Mel Gibson to his wife. THAT is why Mel has earned this week’s […]

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Whose Avatar is This?

[ 5 ] July 6, 2010 |
Whose Avatar is This?

This has been my Twitter background for the past week. Many people have quit me because of it. But I ask… Oh… it’s Lil Wayne. With a slight blue tint. I wonder who he commissioned to make this self-portrait. *squints eyes* (-__-) *throws shade* *walks away whistling* *inserts obligatory “Free Weezy” here*

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Awesomely LuvvLinks

[ 0 ] July 2, 2010 |
Awesomely LuvvLinks

The innawebs have been BUSY with foolery this week. Here are some other places you can indulge in ratchetness. * FlyBlackChick is talmbout ridiculous ambulance chasers she just found out about. The fact that folks still do that is just… * PBG roasted Naomi Campbell in a letter. Have y’all SEEN Naomi’s unfortunate hairline? Yeah, […]

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Everyone Needs A Sassy Gay Friend

[ 37 ] June 30, 2010 |
Everyone Needs A Sassy Gay Friend

Everyone needs a Sassy Gay Friend. They’re as awesome as you think. So before you make another important life choice, please consult your Sassy Gay Friend to ensure it’s the right one. *flips glittery scarf* *smirks at camera*

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BET Awards Was Actually Good

[ 28 ] June 29, 2010 |
BET Awards Was Actually Good

So I went into the BET Awards expecting much fail, like in the previous year. Expectations CANNOT be placed low enough BET. Let me definitely say that. How bad has BET been in previous years? Well, last year, it was so bad that my recap was in TWO parts. First I flipped tables at the […]

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Luvvie’s BET Awards 2010 Live-Tweet Party

[ 6 ] June 26, 2010 |
Luvvie’s BET Awards 2010 Live-Tweet Party

Hey folks! As you know, Twitter makes every show worth watching. Even the EBT BET Awards. Well, ESPECIALLY the BET Awards. We all know that the devil plays hopscotch in BET’s parking lot so it promises to be an interesting nite. Stay tuned for my BET Awards party, featuring live-tweeting from the most foolish and […]

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10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)

[ 28 ] June 25, 2010 |
10 Reasons Why Michael Jackson is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)

A year ago today, the world lost a bit of it’s awesome when Michael Jackson, the King of Pop passed away. I remember that I was in my office when I found out on TMZ at exactly 4:30pm CST. I was hoping TMZ made a mistake, so I refreshed my page every couple of minutes. […]

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Blogging While Brown 2010 Was Awesome

[ 15 ] June 24, 2010 |
Blogging While Brown 2010 Was Awesome

I had A BLAST in Washington DC this past weekend. The Blogging While Brown Conference was super super awesome for so many reasons. So take off your coat and stay a while. There’s much to gist you with. The Conference began on Friday with a game night but Afrobella and I missed all those festivities […]

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Amtrak Failed Us: An Overnight Trip Gone Bad

[ 51 ] June 23, 2010 |
Amtrak Failed Us: An Overnight Trip Gone Bad

I got a tale to tell about my how Amtrak failed us! I had to travel to DC this past weekend to speak at the Blogging While Brown Conference. What had happened was: Me and my homette Patrice (aka Afrobella) decided to travel to Washington DC from Chicago on Amtrak. Our logic was that we’ve […]

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In DC for the weekend

[ 6 ] June 18, 2010 |
In DC for the weekend

As you read this, I’ll be on the Amtrak train on my way to the Blogging While Brown Conference, where I’m speaking on a panel. Afrobella and I decided to take a train because neither one of us has ever taken one long distance. Armed with backpacks full of snacks, pillows, blankets and a flip […]

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Whose Aunty is This With the Windshield Wiper Brows?

[ 43 ] June 17, 2010 |
Whose Aunty is This With the Windshield Wiper Brows?

I was on MissJia.com when I saw this picture below. And I was forced to save it and make it my Twitter background. I think at least once an hour, someone tweets me talmbout “WHAT IS THAT?!?” I don’t even… I just… *facepalm* WHAT (not who) is this? Where do I start? I’ma make a […]

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Dear Re-Re Franklin, 2 days in a row?

[ 13 ] June 16, 2010 |
Dear Re-Re Franklin, 2 days in a row?

I was first gonna post about something completely different but this took precedence so I had to. Thank to Claire Sulmers of The Fashion Bomb for bringing this to my attention. She wrote a post over at AOL Black Voices and I HAD to write Aretha Franklin a sternly-worded letter for her foolishness. Dear Re-Re Franklin, Hey […]

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The Road Not Ratchet: A Poem

[ 8 ] June 15, 2010 |
The Road Not Ratchet: A Poem

I’d like to think of myself as versatile, n’ah mean? I ain’t just a writer. I’m also a poetress. Yes, poetress. I can be deeper than the Kat Stacks’ parents’ Fail list. So here I’m is. I’d like to bless y’all with a poem. I’m a fan of the classics. Old white men wrote some […]

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