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Whose Family Is This?

[ 14 ] December 14, 2010 |
Whose Family Is This?

So I seem to be a glutton for punishment. Everytime I tell folks to add pictures of foolery and ratchetness on my Facebook fan page’s wall, they go above and beyond this duty. Especially Scarlett. This chile has NO sense! Anywho, last go-round, she added like 10. And each one was worse than the last. […]

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Sherri Shepherd Lusted and Prince Dropped The Mic

[ 49 ] December 9, 2010 |
Sherri Shepherd Lusted and Prince Dropped The Mic

Sometimes, life is funnier than anything I can make up. What happened on The View yesterday was one of those times. So Prince came on the show for a surprised 4-minute visit. The ladies all swooned (of course). Then… you know what? Watch it for yourself. You can fast forward to exactly minute 3:00 if […]

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Harriet Tubman Was Bout That Life and Bout That Freedom

[ 23 ] December 7, 2010 |
Harriet Tubman Was Bout That Life and Bout That Freedom

Yesterday was Harriet Tubman aka Araminta Ross’ birthday. Considering that I love me some HARRIET for being the ultimate goon before gooning was the new black, I had to dedicate something to her. Below is a convo that happened in a late night Gchat between me and my girls over a year ago. It’s appropriate […]

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True Life: I Bought UGG Boots. And I Love Them.

[ 60 ] December 6, 2010 |
True Life: I Bought UGG Boots. And I Love Them.

So I’m one of those people who has roasted Ugg boots to pieces over the years. They tend to look like brown foot casts and look utterly shapeless. I think what REALLY ruined them for me was how folks started wearing them in summer, with short shorts on. looks at Britney Spears Yeah YOU BRIT! […]

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Today’s World AIDS Day. Let’s “Face AIDS.”

[ 10 ] December 1, 2010 |
Today’s World AIDS Day. Let’s “Face AIDS.”

Hey AweLuvvers! I interrupt this regularly-scheduled ratchetness to let you all know that today is World AIDS Day. Some of you are aware that I’m co-founder of The Red Pump Project, an organization that combines my passion for social justice and my love of shoes to raise awareness about the impact of HIV/AIDS on women […]

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Black Velvet Napoleon FAILED

[ 71 ] November 30, 2010 |
Black Velvet Napoleon FAILED

I went to a part one of my fave DJs (Dee Money) was throwing the night of Thanksgiving. I was minding my own business (as I always do O_o) when some short dude in a velvet blazer approached me.

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Who Would You Rather…? Discuss.

[ 21 ] November 29, 2010 |
Who Would You Rather…? Discuss.

I owe you all a post but in the meantime, I have a coupla questions for you. If you ended up in Hell, who wold you rather sing acapella to you for eternity: Rihanna or Cassie? Who would you rather take a bite from your food: Jim Jones unkempt self or Gucci Mane and his […]

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How To Survive Black Friday. Tip 1: Avoid WalMart

[ 13 ] November 24, 2010 |
How To Survive Black Friday. Tip 1: Avoid WalMart

As folks know, I’m an avid shopper (read: shopaholic) and likes to dabble in sales from time-to-time (read: shops too much). So MY Superbowl equivalent is Black Friday, which is the day after Thanksgiving where stores everywhere have RIDICULOUS sales. Stores open at midnight or 4am and items are like a bajillion percent off! It’s a […]

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I Might Try Yoga. Yes, Really.

[ 18 ] November 22, 2010 |
I Might Try Yoga. Yes, Really.

I gotta admit that I’m overworked. I’m sure a lot of us are. For someone who’s supposedly FUNemployed, I stay mighty busy. With my clients and Red Pump work. I find myself working through most weekends. My sleeping schedule is MURKED! I’m the one going to bed when everyone else is waking up. My circadian […]

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Whose Sexy Flexy Granny Is This?

[ 47 ] November 18, 2010 |
Whose Sexy Flexy Granny Is This?

So the other day. I decided to put on my Facebook fan page that folks can feel free to share any photos, videos or stories of foolery that they find. Why? Foolery I asked for, and foolery I got. This picture happened. WHOSE GRANNY IS THIS??? I feel so ashamed looking at this pic. SO […]

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Four Seasons of Angst and Linen

[ 24 ] November 17, 2010 |
Four Seasons of Angst and Linen

So y’all know me and Kindred love a good roast. A coupla weeks ago, we were in the mood to listen to some douchebaggery music (note: we call ultra sappy songs douchebag music because you can just picture some douche on YouTube playing it on an acoustic guitar. We LOVE douchebag music). We decided to […]

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Things That Murk Thugs and Cause Thug Tears

[ 70 ] November 15, 2010 |
Things That Murk Thugs and Cause Thug Tears

As you all know, I’m a thug. I’ve even been called the Suge Knight of Twitter (shoutout to @areefuhstanklin). My goonhood is legendary. It’s epic take has been told all through nowhere… well that ain’t important. I’m just saying. I’m so THUGGISH that I punch teddy bears for no reason. I mean mug little kids […]

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Heroine Helen Takes a Nap On the Bus

[ 44 ] November 12, 2010 |
Heroine Helen Takes a Nap On the Bus

I was on the bus the other day minding my own business (as I always do O__o) when a woman sits next to me. Within 5 seconds of her sitting, she had fallen asleep and was leaning to the right until her head was almost on my damb shoulder. So I huff and she wakes […]

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