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Vote for Jimmy McMillan Cuz the Rent is Too Damn High!

[ 43 ] October 19, 2010 |
Vote for Jimmy McMillan Cuz the Rent is Too Damn High!

There are times that real life is WAYYYY funnier than anything any of us could write in satire. This is one of those times. I’d like you to meet Jimmy McMillan, who is running for Governor of New York on the “Rent is too damn high” platform. Everything else doesn’t matter. ALL of society’s problems […]

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Topics That Need To Go Away: Black Women and Failing Relationships

[ 20 ] October 19, 2010 |
Topics That Need To Go Away: Black Women and Failing Relationships

Black women, relationships and singlehood. This topic has been EVERYWHERE (TV, newspapers, blogs). But I’ve just about had it up to HERE with it. We get it. Black women are lonely and downtrodden and don’t ever have men. We’re too independent. We’re golddiggers who depend on men too much. We spend ALL our days lamenting […]

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Whose Dumb Idea Is This? Kohl’s FAILED!

[ 66 ] October 18, 2010 |
Whose Dumb Idea Is This? Kohl’s FAILED!

Ladies and gentlefools. You know when I post back to back in a day, I mean business. Well I had to post about this as it came across my gchat. Afrobella sent me this link and I went AWF!!! Like cussing tourette’s. A “Ghetto Fab Wig?” You have GOT to be kidding me! I just […]

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Blogalicious and Miami: All TEN Everything!

[ 21 ] October 18, 2010 |
Blogalicious and Miami: All TEN Everything!

I’m all tardy for the party, but better late than never, right? RIGHT??? Anyway, although Blogalicious 2010 was a full week ago, I’m just now getting to recapping it. It was awesome! It also ended on 10/10/10, so you know I have to do #AllTENeverything! Here are 10 reasons my trip to Miami was AWESOMESAUCE: […]

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Madame Cameroon’s Lethal Side-Eye

[ 26 ] October 15, 2010 |
Madame Cameroon’s Lethal Side-Eye

This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. Get like HER! Me and the BFF, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Luvvie: What do I say to that??? Where do I begin, Lawd???? Kindred: HA! I tried to warn yo life, but now you are […]

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Chilean Miner 21 Makes Sidepieces Think They Win

[ 28 ] October 13, 2010 |
Chilean Miner 21 Makes Sidepieces Think They Win

Y’all know I don’t post this late in the day but i had to put a little something on this one. The world is currently rooting for the Chilean miners who have been trapped for 69 days underground. Yesterday, the first man was pulled out and everyone cheered. This is awesome! Rescuing continues, and the […]

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The Breakfast Song is Awesomely Foolish

[ 42 ] October 13, 2010 |
The Breakfast Song is Awesomely Foolish

My boy Crownie is such a damn enabler, sending me these videos continually. He is like my foolery dealer. We were once again on gchat when he sent me this gem a bit back. And below is our conversation that ensued as we watched. Luvvie: bwahahahahahahaha omg! cackles Crownie: *dead* iCANNOT. iWILLNOT Luvvie: I think […]

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I’m in Miami for Blogalicious

[ 5 ] October 8, 2010 |
I’m in Miami for Blogalicious

What’s popping folks? I’m in Miami for the Blogalicious Conference. Blogalicious is a conference to celebrate diversity in women who blog. I’m speaking here on a panel called “New Bloggers Guide” with Kris Cain of Little Tech Girl. Sidenote: I redesigned their website too. This is my first time in Miami, and I’m LOVING it […]

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A Journey In Luvvie’s Google Reader

[ 17 ] October 6, 2010 |
A Journey In Luvvie’s Google Reader

As you know, I’m a slave to Google Reader. I read over 100 blogs and sites so to keep track, Google Reader pulls all the content for me (instead of me having to individually visit each page). So when I finally sit down to read them, I like to live-tweet what I’m reading, especially when […]

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Improper Music’s Proper Lyrics

[ 33 ] October 4, 2010 |
Improper Music’s Proper Lyrics

Like a month back, I was clubbing with a friend for her birthday, and I admit that I’ve become a bit of a bore. I don’t dance until I can’t dance anymore when I go clubbing. What I do is sit down and people watch. This is fun for me. So I’m sitting there and […]

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Happy 50th Birthday, Nigeria! #AllNAIJAErrthang

[ 15 ] October 1, 2010 |
Happy 50th Birthday, Nigeria! #AllNAIJAErrthang

Y’all will catch me randomly yelling out “ALL NAIJA EVERYTHING” today because it’s my country’s birthday! Nigeria turns 50 today and celebrates half a century without British rule! Naijas everywhere will be rejoicing like nothing else, so excuse any rowdiness you see from us. Nigeria’s the most populated country in Africa. There’s a good 125 […]

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I’m Not a Big Drinker But I’m the Public Lushness Fairy

[ 18 ] September 30, 2010 |
I’m Not a Big Drinker But I’m the Public Lushness Fairy

I’m a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. I prefer the fruity drinks that taste like juice over taking shots. In fact, shots give me the heebie jeebies. Sometimes, I’ll take a shot if enough peer pressure is applied. But my face afterwards looks like the #10 on the medical pain chart. EEEWWWW!! I was […]

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Chingy’s Album Sold 683 Copies and Went Credit Score

[ 21 ] September 29, 2010 |
Chingy’s Album Sold 683 Copies and Went Credit Score

Classic albums go gold, platinum and diamond. Michael Jackson’s albums went plutonium and sh*t because they ran out of metals awesome enough to describe their level of DOPENESS. This was in the past though. It seems that albums don’t fare as well nowadays. Not even close. First, Kelis dropped an album and sold 7,500 copies. […]

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