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APimpNamedSlickFront. Whose Uncle Is This?

[ 50 ] May 24, 2010 |
APimpNamedSlickFront. Whose Uncle Is This?

I introduce you to Allen E. Brown aka APimpNamedSlickFront aka The Pimp Who Murked Me. He is actually a pimp in New Jersey who was running a prostitution ring, and ended up being sentenced to 18 years in jail. I took ONE look at this picture and had roast tourette’s. Let’s make a list of ALL the things that are wrong with this picture. I’d probably save time if I listed everything that was right = NOT A DAMB THING!

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Awesomely LuvvLinks

[ 4 ] May 21, 2010 |
Awesomely LuvvLinks

Bringing to you the first of many “Awesomely LuvvLinks.” I know a lotta fellow dope bloggers who couldn’t have sense if it was tattooed on their forearms. I heart them so. Check out some of their spots. “The American Dream (puberty deferred)” – My eBoo ThroatChop U talmbout The Dream’s janky cover of Aaliyah’s “One […]

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Dear Chris Brown, The Burnt Sienna Apology Blouse…

[ 36 ] May 19, 2010 |
Dear Chris Brown, The Burnt Sienna Apology Blouse…

Ok, so you know. Rihanna-gate happened last year. We all know what happened. I shan’t reshash it. People have already talked it into the ground. You gave multiple horrid interviews about it. And wore ill-advised baby blue bowties and burnt sienna apology blouses to make yourself look less threatening. And you never quite owned up to what you did (but that’s neither here nor there). It was just a mess all around. But that’s not what I’m here for. Well, not ALL the way. Since last year’s madness, it seems you haven’t learned a thing.

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Whose cousin is this?

[ 67 ] May 17, 2010 |
Whose cousin is this?

Whose ratchet ol’ cousin is this?!? I saw this picture and wanted to go kick every trashcan in a 5-mile radius. There’s sooo much tomfoolery in this picture that I don’t even know where to start. Fine, I guess we’ll work our way down from the top. First he has colored contacts. Then braids. With Jolly Rancher beads. iCan’t.

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Umm… I moved my blog

[ 0 ] May 13, 2010 |
Umm… I moved my blog

I’m not sure if anyone’s gonna get this but i moved my blog from Blogger to WordPress. In the process, it messed up some folks who subscribed to my feeds. So visit the brand new WWW.AWESOMELYLUVVIE.COM and re-subscribe so you can still be getting my content. Getchu a piece!!!

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The Wonderous One turns 60!

[ 7 ] May 13, 2010 |
The Wonderous One turns 60!

So today is Stevie Wonder‘s 60th birthday. We must revel and rejoice in this day. I don’t care how far gone Stevie’s hairline maybe, or the fact that it’s wading in all types of water. I’m always going to be a fan. I’ont care how many tacky blazers his team make him put on, and […]

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What had happened was…

[ 2 ] May 13, 2010 |
What had happened was…

So I definitely missed blogging. In the time I was gone, I had many updates for y’all. I’d go to write a post and go “Wait. I said I was gone for a minute” and then proceed to *WALL SLIDE*. Ha. Wells, let me update y’all on the happenings. First and foremost, I’d like to […]

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Welcome to the new AweLuv!!!

[ 54 ] May 11, 2010 |
Welcome to the new AweLuv!!!

Hey folks!!! Welcome to the new and improved AwesomelyLuvvie.com! My blood, sweat and tears was thrown into redesigning this page so it’s all good for you all. I spent HOURS (and days) coding and customizing until I got it to look exactly like I wanted. I’ve ended my ‘lationship with Blogger. I’m now in the land of Wordpress! I had to finally make that leap like the big girl blogger I’m trying to be.

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Bad news, GREAT news

[ 1 ] May 7, 2010 |
Bad news, GREAT news

Hey folks! Let me start with the bad news. AwesomelyLuvvie.com will be down starting at midnight today (or is that considered tomorrow?). Either way, you won’t be able to access the site starting at 12am. It will be down for maintenance. Soooo… no posts or anything. But on a GOOD note… I’m relaunching my brand […]

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Under construction FOR REAL – Don’t LEAVE ME!

[ 1 ] April 25, 2010 |
Under construction FOR REAL – Don’t LEAVE ME!

When I set out to redesign my website, I was just going to change the look. Now I’ve decided to not just change the look, but I’m changing its platform. I’m taking the big step of flipping my blog from Blogspot to WordPress. Sooo… this redesign will take longer than I thought. PLUS I launched […]

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The Library of Congress Got Your Tweets

[ 10 ] April 14, 2010 |
The Library of Congress Got Your Tweets

So this happened: After I finished saying a really drawn out “WOWWWWWWW” a la Ruler of Roaches (aka Flava Flav), I realized that with THAT tweet, a lot of folks’ chances of ever running for public office just spiraled down the drain of life. That tweet just murked some hopes and dreams. Yes, yall. the […]

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Under Construction

[ 3 ] April 14, 2010 |
Under Construction

Hey folks! It’s about that time. I’m giving Awesomely Luvvie a facelift and overhaul. Last time I redesigned my site was 2009 New Years Day, almost 1.5 years ago. I need to upgrade my eLife and lighten things up in here. The white text on black background will be gone. And I’m debuting a new […]

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Dear Kelis, You’re Tryna Get HOW MUCH?

[ 63 ] April 13, 2010 |
Dear Kelis, You’re Tryna Get HOW MUCH?

The letter below was originally posted August 24th, 2009. But wanted to repost because of the new developments.Nas now owes Kelis over $300,000. GAHTDAMB! If all she gon do with that money is continue to look like a cracked out Statue of Liberty, I disapprove! Messing with Kelis, Nas’ Rush Card don got deactivated. Po’ […]

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