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Whose Misguided Mama is This?

[ 54 ] August 24, 2010 |
Whose Misguided Mama is This?

So I was checking out Fail Blog when I saw the picture below. But umm… Whose ridiculous ass mama is this? At first, I went “Why is she trying to plug that baby’s toes into the socket? Isn’t that dangerous???” Then I went “Wait. Wait. She’s teaching the baby how to pole dance!” Then I […]

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Announcements and Awesomeness

[ 9 ] August 23, 2010 |
Announcements and Awesomeness

Hey folks! So last week, I kinda failed at blogging and left everything hanging. I have no excuse besides the fact that *whispers something wack about being lazy* Yup. That’s what happened. Anyway, I have a couple of housekeeping things and announcements. Ok so my FIRST giveaway was for “The Broke Diaries” by Angela Nissel. […]

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Dear Laurence Fishburne, You Has My Sympathies

[ 68 ] August 18, 2010 |
Dear Laurence Fishburne, You Has My Sympathies

Hey Larry hey. How are you doing? I’m sure you’ve been better. So as the whole world now knows, your daughter likes to have lots of sex for money. As a father, one of your jobs is to keep your daughter off the pole and out “the flicks.” And this didn’t happen. And I’m not sure I blame you. Why? Because you seemed to be a stable and good father to her. She just went wayward and I can’t imagine how you feel.

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The Random Things Folks Search to Find My Blog (and a Giveaway)

[ 10 ] August 18, 2010 |
The Random Things Folks Search to Find My Blog (and a Giveaway)

My readers are some of the funniest and wittiest people on the innerwebs (yes you are), and my comments STAY making me cackle. But y’all are also mightly ratchet. How do I know? Because of the way some of your found this blog. Google has been semi-kind to me, sending me traffic when people search. […]

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Awesomely Luvvie is 4! Let’s Celebrate!

[ 35 ] August 16, 2010 |
Awesomely Luvvie is 4! Let’s Celebrate!

Awesomely Luvvie is FOUR YEARS OLD!!! *takes swig of Bailey’s* *Sheneneh hip twurk* Four years ago, I abandoned my Xanga blog to move to Blogspot. On August 8, 2006, I wrote the first post on “Luvvie’s Queendom” (LAME NAME!). That blog became “Luvvie’s Random Rants” and then evolved to the Chateau de Ratchetness that is […]

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Red Velvet Fried Chicken. My Soul Says YES!

[ 71 ] August 13, 2010 |
Red Velvet Fried Chicken. My Soul Says YES!

Y’all KNOW I don’t typically blog midday but when things of such importance arise, I must ring the alarm! I have been alerted to the existence of RED VELVET FRIED CHICKEN by THIS! RED. VELVET. FRIED. CHICKEN. Yes, I must type that in all caps each time because it is just that astounding and awesome. […]

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BasseyWorldLive was the Reunion of Ratchetness

[ 30 ] August 13, 2010 |
BasseyWorldLive was the Reunion of Ratchetness

One of the things I was looking forward to the most on my trip to New York City was BasseyWorldLive. You seeā€¦ Bassey Ikpi is a dope poet who has been on Def Poetry Jam and errthing. She’s also one of the best folks on Twitter, which is where she and I connected. She wakes […]

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BlogHer 2010 Was Awesome!

[ 28 ] August 12, 2010 |
BlogHer 2010 Was Awesome!

BlogHer 2010 was THE BEST! So I’m back from the East Coast, and I must say that was the BEST. TRIP. EVER!!! I’ve traveled a decent amount of times this past year but these last 5 days were hands down the best time I’ve ever had outta town. The whole trip was awesomeness epitomized. So […]

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BlogHer 2010 and BasseyWorldLive Recaps To Come

[ 3 ] August 9, 2010 |
BlogHer 2010 and BasseyWorldLive Recaps To Come

Hey y’all. I owe you a post on the epicness that has been my trip to New York. I’m currently laying low for a bit and tweeting very little to detox a little. Expect my recap on everything on Wednesday or something. In the meantime, I’ll be the one passed out somewhere in fatigue. Happy […]

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I’m in NYC for BlogHer!

[ 3 ] August 6, 2010 |
I’m in NYC for BlogHer!

Hey folks! By the time you read this, I’ll be in NYC for the BlogHer Conference. SO EXCITED for it! Looking forward to it all. Reconnecting with old friends, meeting new friends. Painting New York City houndstooth and argyle. I’ll be gone for about 5 days. I’m not sure if I’m going to be updating […]

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Disney Music is Everything!

[ 61 ] August 4, 2010 |
Disney Music is Everything!

I’m not sure about you but I can’t reminisce about my childhood without thinking about Walt Disney films. They were less cartoons, more animated movies and they served as the background to my childhood. It’s probably the reason why I can’t ride bikes now. I was always in the house watching movies and whatnot. Yes. […]

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I Have Antoine Dodson Fever

[ 50 ] August 2, 2010 |
I Have Antoine Dodson Fever

LAWD! If y’all don’t know who Antoine Dodson is by now, you ain’t LIVED!!! You must be living in a world where YouTube doesn’t exist and Google isn’t allowed. Yes, you may have migrated to China. I’m going to assume everyone reading this has heard of Antoine. If you haven’t, please take a look HERE. […]

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I’m a Finalist in the Black Weblog Awards!

[ 6 ] August 2, 2010 |
I’m a Finalist in the Black Weblog Awards!

I woke up yesterday still tah’d from my night of ratchetness with congrats from Twitter folks. Turns out my blog was a finalist in the Black Weblog Awards for “Best Humor Blog!” I proceeded to take off my nightscarf, wave it like a flag over my head and run around the house in celebratory foolery. […]

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