So I was checking out Fail Blog when I saw the picture below. But umm… Whose ridiculous ass mama is this? At first, I went “Why is she trying to plug that baby’s toes into the socket? Isn’t that dangerous???” Then I went “Wait. Wait. She’s teaching the baby how to pole dance!” Then I […]
Hey folks! So last week, I kinda failed at blogging and left everything hanging. I have no excuse besides the fact that *whispers something wack about being lazy* Yup. That’s what happened. Anyway, I have a couple of housekeeping things and announcements. Ok so my FIRST giveaway was for “The Broke Diaries” by Angela Nissel. […]
Hey Larry hey. How are you doing? I’m sure you’ve been better. So as the whole world now knows, your daughter likes to have lots of sex for money. As a father, one of your jobs is to keep your daughter off the pole and out “the flicks.” And this didn’t happen. And I’m not sure I blame you. Why? Because you seemed to be a stable and good father to her. She just went wayward and I can’t imagine how you feel.
Awesomely Luvvie is FOUR YEARS OLD!!! *takes swig of Bailey’s* *Sheneneh hip twurk* Four years ago, I abandoned my Xanga blog to move to Blogspot. On August 8, 2006, I wrote the first post on “Luvvie’s Queendom” (LAME NAME!). That blog became “Luvvie’s Random Rants” and then evolved to the Chateau de Ratchetness that is […]
Y’all KNOW I don’t typically blog midday but when things of such importance arise, I must ring the alarm! I have been alerted to the existence of RED VELVET FRIED CHICKEN by THIS! RED. VELVET. FRIED. CHICKEN. Yes, I must type that in all caps each time because it is just that astounding and awesome. […]
One of the things I was looking forward to the most on my trip to New York City was BasseyWorldLive. You see… Bassey Ikpi is a dope poet who has been on Def Poetry Jam and errthing. She’s also one of the best folks on Twitter, which is where she and I connected. She wakes […]
I’m not sure about you but I can’t reminisce about my childhood without thinking about Walt Disney films. They were less cartoons, more animated movies and they served as the background to my childhood. It’s probably the reason why I can’t ride bikes now. I was always in the house watching movies and whatnot. Yes. […]
LAWD! If y’all don’t know who Antoine Dodson is by now, you ain’t LIVED!!! You must be living in a world where YouTube doesn’t exist and Google isn’t allowed. Yes, you may have migrated to China. I’m going to assume everyone reading this has heard of Antoine. If you haven’t, please take a look HERE. […]