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T-Mobile is My New Archnemesis

[ 69 ] November 29, 2013 |
T-Mobile is My New Archnemesis

I’ve been with U.S. Cellular since I got my first cellphone in 2002 and I loved them. They were based in Chicago and had amazing service. I even had reception when I was underground in the red line. WIN! My calls seldom dropped and even though I travel a lot, I was good wherever I […]

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Happy Thanksgiving! Whose Abomination Turkey is This?

[ 55 ] November 28, 2013 |
Happy Thanksgiving! Whose Abomination Turkey is This?

I’m thankful for so much. A transformative year with showers of blessings, awesome friends and family and living and working with passion. I am also thankful for the Cookingforbae for showing me your struggle plates as well as my crappy T-mobile service for delaying the mass “Happy Thanksgiving” texts from phone numbers I don’t recognize. […]

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#KanyeJobTitles is Twitter’s Latest (and Hilarious) Roast

[ 15 ] November 26, 2013 |
#KanyeJobTitles is Twitter’s Latest (and Hilarious) Roast

Kanye West being on this media blitz for his Yeezus album and tour has been a gift and a curse. It’s a gift because there’s no shortage of material from Kanye’s shenanigans (like when he was on Jimmy Kimmel), and curse because of the same reason. No one loves Kanye like Kanye and YAYYY high […]

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Gahtdambit, Florida! 10 Ridiculous Headlines from America’s Foot

[ 30 ] November 26, 2013 |
Gahtdambit, Florida! 10 Ridiculous Headlines from America’s Foot

Florida is the worst. Everyday, we hear news that just makes you go “FUCKING FLORIDA!” In Florida, cops can choke a little Black boy holding a puppy because he gave them a “dehumanizing” stare. And Stand your ground laws are the ultimate trap against Black folks. And we can’t forget the dude who ate someone’s […]

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James Franco and Seth Rogen Win Everything for Recreating Bound 2

[ 23 ] November 25, 2013 |
James Franco and Seth Rogen Win Everything for Recreating Bound 2

Kanye West released the Bound 2 video last week and everyone realized that Old Kanye’s dead, our diva’s gone. The video was just awful. However, diamonds can come from coal and James Franco and Seth Rogen have blessed us all. They recreated the video shot by shot and it’s nothing but perfection, hilarity and the […]

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The 10 Times I Was the Biggest Hater During the American Music Awards

[ 80 ] November 25, 2013 |
The 10 Times I Was the Biggest Hater During the American Music Awards

Last night was the American Music Awards (AMAs) and I already wasn’t really looking forward to it. I really only watched because of Twitter (as often). Also, I didn’t feel like being nice (a day you can also called “any given Sunday”) so I am here with my questions. I seemed to gather all the […]

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Vermont is for Lovers, Too: Scandal Episode 308 Recap

[ 223 ] November 22, 2013 |
Vermont is for Lovers, Too: Scandal Episode 308 Recap

All the applause for Ava Duvernay, who directed this episode of Scandal, which made history! It was the first time a Black woman (Ava) directed a prime-time network TV drama created by a Black woman (Shonda Rhimes) and starring a Black woman (Kerry Washington). AND IT WAS PHENOMENAL!!! THANK YOU, AVA!!! YOU DID THAT, MA’AM!!! […]

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Yeah, I Watched Kanye West’s Bound 2 Video

[ 125 ] November 21, 2013 |
Yeah, I Watched Kanye West’s Bound 2 Video

So Kanye West and Kim Kardashian continue to make the world collectively side-eye their antics. I am impressed at their ability to do what they want with reckless (and I mean reckless) abandon. That’s ballsy. They have no fucks to give about what we think and that is commendable of them. I was basically forced […]

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Porsha’s Pain, Cops for Kenya and Kandi-Coated Hateration: RHOA Season 6, Episode 3 Recap

[ 19 ] November 19, 2013 |
Porsha’s Pain, Cops for Kenya and Kandi-Coated Hateration: RHOA Season 6, Episode 3 Recap

Oh Real Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA). I enjoy you so… Kandi-Coated Hateration – Kandi is talking with her business partner, Don Juan, about how her mother doesn’t support her getting married to Todd because she’s basically afraid that the money train to her will stop. To Kandi’s surprise, Don Juan agrees and I’m shocked that […]

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Can We Talk About Lucky Magazine’s Kerry Washington Cover?

[ 39 ] November 19, 2013 |
Can We Talk About Lucky Magazine’s Kerry Washington Cover?

You may or may not know that Kerry Washington is on the cover of the latest issue of Lucky Magazine. The lady is on a roll like butter! However, Lucky Mag managed to accomplish something that is INCREDIBLY difficult, and that is to make Kerry look anything besides flawless. Anywho, I asked my girl SanTara […]

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Armani’s Instagram Mistake Led to #ArmaniCaptions, Twitter’s Latest Roast

[ 34 ] November 18, 2013 |
Armani’s Instagram Mistake Led to #ArmaniCaptions, Twitter’s Latest Roast

Tonight, Armani failed with flying colors when they posted a picture of Alfre Woodard with the caption “Idris Elba posing in a gorgeous Giorgio @armani dress at the 5th Annual Governors Awards.” OMGGGG ALL THE FACEPALMS THAT EVER FACEPALMED!!! They took it down soon after when people were like “SERIOUSLY?!” Naturally, a hashtag was born […]

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Jean Claude Van DAMME He Did That!

[ 39 ] November 18, 2013 |
Jean Claude Van DAMME He Did That!

Have y’all seen the sickest ad that has come out in recent history? If you haven’t, then you need to. Jean Claude Van Damme, original action movie goon collaborated with Volvo for a commercial about their new trucks with power steering. And he basically told us that we all need to go sit down because […]

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USA Today Called “The Best Man Holiday” a “Race-Themed” Film

[ 93 ] November 17, 2013 |
USA Today Called “The Best Man Holiday” a “Race-Themed” Film

The Best Man Holiday was released in theaters this Friday and it beat Thor in ticket sales that day. But Thor came from behind and earned $38 million for the weekend, edging out BHM’s $31 million. I (and people who use logic) expected the film to perform well because there’s been a lot of buzz […]

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