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My Readers are AWESOME!

[ 6 ] August 3, 2009 |
My Readers are AWESOME!

*Sigh* Have I ever told you I heart you? Yes YOU! The ones reading this blog. I does! I heart you like: Polident loves crackheads Hoodrats love Pink Oil Moisturizer Kanye loves tantrums Ne-yo loves lipgloss Why am I professing such profound love for yall? Because yours truly is a finalist in the Black Weblog […]

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AKA Wax Statue Madness

[ 43 ] July 31, 2009 |
AKA Wax Statue Madness

Disclaimer: Let me just say I have nothing against the ladies in Pink & Green. I’m a roaster lover, not a fighter. I just hope this and my last post about Black Greek Letter Organizations (Clinton’s a Sigma, Jesus is an Alpha) don’t get me or my future chilrun blacklisted from Greekdom. I can see […]

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Dear Solange

[ 22 ] July 27, 2009 |
Dear Solange

Solange’s new haircut has been all the hype to the point where it was #3 Trending Topic on Twitter. Folks talked about her hair more than they discussed the Iran Elections & Obama’s new healthcare plan. Sad? Definitely. Entertaining? Absolutely. So my letter is to Beyonce’s shadow SolangeDear Solange, As of last week, I’m a […]

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20 Things About Luvvie

[ 26 ] July 24, 2009 |
20 Things About Luvvie

Today’s the wrap up of “Getting to know Luvvie” Week. Back in like January, this 25 things list was ALL the rave on the interwebs. I got tagged to about 89 of them on Facebook and I’m being a slacker and reposting sharing this with y’all. 1. I don’t get mad easily at all but […]

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Walking Contradiction

[ 23 ] July 22, 2009 |
Walking Contradiction

“Getting Re-acquainted with Luvvie” Week continues. With that being said, I must admit that I’m a walking contradiction. I’m a paradox and a conundrum all wrapped up in a discrepancy. Why? Well, let me tell you. iSpy on myself *My avatar winks, but iCan’t. – Yes y’all. I admit it. My avatar is my EVERYTHING […]

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Luvvie’s Open Mic

[ 1 ] July 20, 2009 |
Luvvie’s Open Mic

Allow me to re-introduce myself. My name is LUV! L to the U-V. So what I’ve realized is that I have a whole lotta new readers (WELCOME! Take off your coats & stay awhile) and I wanted to introduce myself to you all. I will take a page from the book of VSB, and bless […]

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Clinton’s a Sigma, Jesus is an Alpha (and Omega)

[ 4 ] July 15, 2009 |
Clinton’s a Sigma, Jesus is an Alpha (and Omega)

Disclaimer: I am not, or have I ever been affiliated with a Greek-organization (unless IG Phi IG is one. But our charter wasn’t approved. We even had colors picked out and everything! We repped Houndstooth. *shakes fists*). I am not a hater of fraternities & sororities, nor have I ever tried to pledge one and […]

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Dear PETA

[ 11 ] July 14, 2009 |
Dear PETA

Disclaimer: If this is old news, blame it on the fact that I wrote it 2 weeks ago to be posted on RiPPa’s blog. The other day, I was in my office when all of a sudden a huge fly comes swirling around out of nowhere. You already know about my fear of creepy crawlers. […]

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I’m BACK (and better than ever)

[ 0 ] July 13, 2009 |
I’m BACK (and better than ever)

…AND browner than ever. The heat in Vegas and Houston were on some Kentucky Fry-a-b*tch stuff. Whew. You know it’s too hot when you walk outside and the sun pimp slaps you and you just want to cuss. But they do say the Blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice. In that case, I’m on […]

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The Michael Jackson Tribute Gave Me LIFE

[ 6 ] July 8, 2009 |
The Michael Jackson Tribute Gave Me LIFE

Hey y’all. I said I wasn’t going to blog this week since I’m on vacation but I was moved to write after watching the Michael Jackson Memorial Tribute. You know I spoil y’all But since I AM on vacay, it won’t be in my usual long recap mode so here it goes. *taps mic* The […]

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Awesome Announcements

[ 9 ] July 2, 2009 |
Awesome Announcements

There has been so much negativity in the world lately and good news and smiles have been few and far between. My hope is that everyone who reads my blog walks away smiling. If that happens, I have made it! So I bring you greetings of joy, with the following announcements. My peoples. First off, […]

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Dear BET, iQuit U

[ 94 ] June 30, 2009 |
Dear BET, iQuit U

This week’s sternly-worded letter has been well-earned, and quite the opposite of the last letter I wrote. With that being said, I must warn folks. I don’t even like to cuss that much in REAL life. However, I may be slightly vulgar in this letter because I’s pissed. Lawd, is I pissed! So to my […]

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BET Awards 09 = Flipping Tables

[ 53 ] June 29, 2009 |
BET Awards 09 = Flipping Tables

As you all know the BET Awards was yesterday. This is part 1 of two posts on the most overhyped yet underdelivering event of the year. I decided to split it into 2 posts because it got so long and I hadn’t properly cussed BET out yet. So Part 2 is my letter to BET. […]

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