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Whose Struggle Braids are These?
Ya know, I want us all to understand our realities. I need us to look in the mirror and see ourselves for who we are. Or at least know what’s sitting on our heads. That is my wish for 2013. That we all embrace ourselves, know our limits and get our lives together. What prompted [...]
Shawty Lo, 10 Baby Mamas and 1 Massive Fail
I didn’t know who or what a Shawty Lo was until end of last week, when folks hit up my Facebook fan page and said he deserved some words. I googled it and find out that he is some dude with 10 baby mamas, 11 kids and an upcoming reality TV show on Oxygen. In [...]
20 Dumbest Celebrity Tweets of 2012
Most celebrities aren’t famous because they’re the smartest. They just happen to be good at something. Or they’re attention whores. When they get on Twitter, they show all their basicness and I’m sure their publicists are somewhere weeping in the name of fail. This is why this list is necessary, separate from the main list. [...]
50 Dumbest Tweets of 2012: Part 2
The annual tradition continues, folks. Pointing out the stupidity on Twitter is a year-round job that happens on DumbestTweets.com. But it’s important to spotlight the cream of the crop of the foolish. Part 1 of the 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2012 is up, so here is the rest, as promised. 26. 80HD and this fool wasn’t [...]
50 Dumbest Tweets of 2012: Part 1
Twitter has been proving that children were indeed left behind since 2006. This is why DumbestTweets.com exists and is never out of material. There are currently 400 posts sitting in drafts and over 1,700 posts have been published. Anywho, it’s about that time of the year where I am tasked with the super tough job [...]
Anguished in Anguilla: The Kenya Moore Story. RHOA Episode 8 Recap
Kenya Moore’s Real Housewives of Atlanta behavior is of that person who says “I like your dress. I want one just like it.” And you tell her “Thanks. I like this dress too.” And then 4 days later, she wonders why the dress isn’t in her closet yet. And it’s a shame. And she should [...]
Stevie Wonder Would Play At Harpo’s Juke Joint and I’ont Like It
I’ve always been a Stevie Wonder fan. I know all his songs and I love him. He is a genius. But his PR team is not. A couple of years ago, I wrote a sternly-worded letter to Stevie Wonder telling him to fire his team because they don’t want the best for him. Judging by [...]
Tom From MySpace Read Someone For Filth on Twitter
Note: This post was clearly supposed to be for yesterday but what had happened was… Loitering on Twitter pays off sometimes. Because if you do it at the right time for long enough, stuff will happen that’ll have you eating popcorn like Michael Jackson in Thriller. Last night, I sho’ll was at home like: So [...]
Why My Site Was in Internet Purgatory for the Last 24 Hours
Lemme tell y’all what happened. These past couple of months, I’ve been breaking my own traffic records. In fact, since July, my site traffic has doubled. I’ve been getting ALLA THE PAGEVIEWS! And I realized that I needed to upgrade my hosting account. I got the BRIGHT (read: really dumb) idea to make this change [...]
Instagram’s New Terms of Service is a FAIL
I joined Instagram September of 2011 just so I could hold down the Luvvie username. Between then and July 2012, I had uploaded just 2 pictures, and one of them was of my socks in the “rise” filter. And then July happened and I went to LA and decided to start Instagramming more so I logged on and saw [...]
We Must Stop Legging Abuse
Leggings are comfortable. I get it. I like them too. But ever since the leggings as pants trend started like 4 or 5 or 6 years ago, people have been abusing it left and right. There are folks who rock it with cropped shirts, showing off all camel toe. And I be wondering if they [...]
All’s Fair in Love and Wig Snatch: RHOA Episode 7 Recap
Another episode and another reason to be embarrassed for Kenya Moore. Real Housewives of Atlanta is just here to make us all shake our heads at her. Kenya Is Inappropriate – Our non-favorite, non-housewife Kenya is suffering from lack of couth. Who thinks it’s ok to ask someone which of their friends they’ll give to [...]
I’m Blown Away by Scandal’s Winter Finale: Episode 209 Recap
The fact that it’s gonna be four weeks until we get to see a new Scandal episode is currently killing me softly. Because this last winter episode was so good that I was gagging when it was done. Every time we think we’ve figured out these characters, their stories and why they do what they [...]
