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I Want My Face In Times Square for About.me

Luvvie — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 18:07:26 +0000

I mean, who doesn’t? I’m pretty shallow too. Anywho, so… the website About.me is having a contest to find someone to become the FACE of their company, ending up on a giant billboard on Times Square. Well, I wanna be that person.

It’s easy, just head to my about.me page and click “vote”: http://about.me/luvvie. Just one click. No registration needed.

You can vote once every 24 hours until September 20th, and every vote counts! I’ll definitely need all your help to win this.

I’d appreciate you forever and ever and ever!!!

P.S. I’m currently in the top 5% of all votes and I’ll need your help to stay there.

P.P.S. You can also vote on your phones.

Laptop Lollapalooza II Winner

Luvvie — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:00:00 +0000

So y’all had me worried for a second. As of Friday night, only 3 people had entered my Laptop Lollapalooza Part 2, for an HP dm3 laptop. I was like “Wait… people don’t want a laptop????” Well, by the deadline of noon on Saturday, I had gotten 20 more. Y’all are some procrastinators.

The contest was for folks to write a hilarious and foolery-filled 100-word story using my favorite phrases. This must include proper use of:

iRebuke
Dereon Hell
Creole Magic
Hairhats
Onesies
*WALL SLIDE*
“FOOL SADDOWN” Gift basket
Ghost of Coon Present

It could be less than a 100 words but couldn’t exceed it.

Anyway, I read through all the entries, and better believe that iCackled several times. However, one person’s entries were so funny I almost choked.

THIS is the entry that won:

(to the tune of ‘if i were a boy’)
—————-
If I had some sense
I’d throw my hands up and say
‘iRebuke this Creole Magic!’
& throw all of my hairhats away

I’d do a *WALL SLIDE*
As I looked over my life
How’d I end up in these ruffles standin at the gates of Dereon Hell
Wearin satin onesies?

If you had some sense
You wouldn’t follow my trends
You’d step away from the lacefronts
And gimmie a ‘FOOL SADDOWN’ Gift Basket

You’d lift up your hands
And look to the sky and say
‘I won’t follow those fashion footsteps!
I won’t be the Ghost of Coon Present!’

*dead*

The winner of a new HP dm3 laptop is *drum roll*

BROKEY MCPOVERTY

*crowd goes wild*

Brokey, email me your address so I can send it to the HP folks. They’ll ship ya the ‘puta! WOO HOO!!!

P.S. I know Brokey was my guest blogger last week but nepotism didn’t have to rule this one. If y’all wanna see the other entries, read the comments left under the post. Brokey DEED That.

P.P.S. Within the next couple of weeks, there’ll be a *WALL SLIDE* contest. GETTT READY FOR FOOLERRRYYYY!!

Laptop Lollapalooza Round 2

Luvvie — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 15:10:00 +0000

So here we are for Round 2 of the Laptop Lollapalooza. 55 people entered originally, and 27 are finalists from getting perfect scores (even the bonus questions).

The 27 laptop finalists are: Lisa Bobbitt, Ericka, Savvy Fatty, Brokey McPoverty, True2Me, Beez, Celishia, Crystal V., R.R., Chanel T., Jennifer J., Ishea, Shawnta B., Peyso, Cheekie, MsLadySoul, Modupeola, Shari S., Elise J., Debrena, Jazzmin S., NotAmadi, C-Thunda, Kenyatta, Allysha, Inez, Deanna

So, in an effort to trim that number down, here’s Round 2. I decided to make it about me and my blog to make it slightly harder. To find these answers, you’ll have to remember some of my random quirks, recall some older posts, or go on a little search into my archives. I even had to take down my labels for the day. I’m all stealth blogger and what not. Incognaija. 00-negro. 00-ignant. Crouching Luvvie, hidden answers. Invisibility cloak game proper!

Also, you must get me the answers within the next 12 hours. Answers are due by 10:30pm CST, otherwise you are automatically out the running. The winner is whoever get the most correct answers.

1. Name 5 of my guest bloggers (besides my ePosse. They don’t count).

2. What happened last year that left me without a camera (and I wept)?

3. How many teeth do I have in my mouth?

4. When is my birthday?

5. I got tipsy at a conference this year. What did I have to drink?

6. What was the first awards show I recapped?

7. Who do I consider to be the Ghost of Coon Present?

8. I went off on a beautician last year for messing up a pride of mine, and had to be appeased with a Steak & cheese sammich. Why did I lose my cool on her?

9. We all know that I’m a thug, but name 4 things that are scary @ me.

10. Name 5 places I’ve traveled this year.

So to the 27 finalists, GOOD LUCK! Remember, you have until 10:30pm CST to turn in the answers. Email them to Luvvieblog (at) gmail.com