Tag: Fail

Did Malaysia Use Apple Maps? Cuz “What Had Happened Was…”

[ 34 ] March 24, 2014 |
Did Malaysia Use Apple Maps? Cuz “What Had Happened Was…”

It’s been two weeks since Malaysian Air flight MH370 disappeared like everyone’s tax refund check money. It fell off radars, its equipment stopped working and no black box has been found. No debris has been confirmed to be linked to it and no one has gotten extra clues as to what happened to it definitively. […]

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Where Is My Scandal Recap?

[ 28 ] March 4, 2014 |
Where Is My Scandal Recap?

I dropped the ball and I didn’t know how much. I had no idea y’all would long for my missing Scandal recap so much. I’ve received many emails, tweets, comments and side-eyes from people because I have not posted my recap to the latest Scandal episode. It is clear that folks won’t let me live […]

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The Sochi Olympics is the WalMart of Sporting Events

[ 72 ] February 5, 2014 |
The Sochi Olympics is the WalMart of Sporting Events

The Sochi Winter Olympics has been steeped in controversy, seemingly from the start. When Vladimir Putin enacted those draconian laws against the LGBT community, criminalizing homosexuality, it set the tone for what was looking like the FuckShit Games.┬áThen there’s been the terror threats. Folks have insisted that Russia was the wrong country to host, and […]

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Dear Madonna, NOPE! You Cannot Use That Word

[ 35 ] January 20, 2014 |
Dear Madonna, NOPE! You Cannot Use That Word

Social media keeps showing us that some of our favorite celebrities should really make use of their publicists 24/7 for all things. Also, they need to hire community managers to handle their accounts because when left to their own devices, they blow shit up so properly and so quickly. Madonna is the latest victim of […]

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Whose Reverend is this Threatening Me in the Name of Jesus?

[ 52 ] January 13, 2014 |
Whose Reverend is this Threatening Me in the Name of Jesus?

It is that time of the year again: when people use Martin Luther King Jr.’s image inappropriately for club flyers. MLK ain’t march to be the image of “Freaky Fridays” at the local disco. STAHP IT EVERYONE! I already wrote about this last year but more flyers have emerged for this year’s foolish celebrations, so […]

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Happy Thanksgiving! Whose Abomination Turkey is This?

[ 55 ] November 28, 2013 |
Happy Thanksgiving! Whose Abomination Turkey is This?

I’m thankful for so much. A transformative year with showers of blessings, awesome friends and family and living and working with passion. I am also thankful for the Cookingforbae for showing me your struggle plates as well as my crappy T-mobile service for delaying the mass “Happy Thanksgiving” texts from phone numbers I don’t recognize. […]

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Gahtdambit, Florida! 10 Ridiculous Headlines from America’s Foot

[ 30 ] November 26, 2013 |
Gahtdambit, Florida! 10 Ridiculous Headlines from America’s Foot

Florida is the worst. Everyday, we hear news that just makes you go “FUCKING FLORIDA!” In Florida, cops can choke a little Black boy holding a puppy because he gave them a “dehumanizing” stare. And Stand your ground laws are the ultimate trap against Black folks. And we can’t forget the dude who ate someone’s […]

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Whose Tragic Toes are on This Runway?

[ 25 ] October 28, 2013 |
Whose Tragic Toes are on This Runway?

Sometimes, you gotta know that certain shoes are not for you. OR to size up if you’re hellbent on rocking them. There’s pics of Julianne Moore and Anna Wintour being out here bogus and wearing shoes that their toes are crying to be released from. But the worst I’ve seen is in the pic below […]

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Miss Arkansas 1994, I’m Telling You To STAHP

[ 73 ] October 21, 2013 |
Miss Arkansas 1994, I’m Telling You To STAHP

Singing isn’t just about getting some notes right. There are some songs that you need to SANG, because they’re all emotional and you gotta come with it. Dreamgirls’ “I am Telling You” ballad is one of them. When Jennifer Holliday sang it on Broadway decades (and at every other gig she’s had then. O__o), you […]

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This Old Clip of Rihanna Singing is the Real Reason for Side-Eye

[ 49 ] October 2, 2013 |
This Old Clip of Rihanna Singing is the Real Reason for Side-Eye

Rihanna is one of the biggest rock stars at this point because she’s young, beautiful and loves mayhem. And she happens to sing. Or at least she gets on a stage with a mic and notes come out of her mouth. So in THAT regard, sure you can call her a singer. Just like you […]

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The Worst Person Ever and the Scorned Never Ex: Dating Fails

[ 129 ] September 26, 2013 |
The Worst Person Ever and the Scorned Never Ex: Dating Fails

Many people are single because they want to be and others haven’t found THE ONE or ONES (hey, roll like you want). But many are single because they’re self-absorbed douchebags who can’t have nice things because they don’t know how to behave like decent human beings. Long story short: it’s easy to see why some […]

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When Twerking Goes Wrong: This Girl is On Firrreee! (Updated: It was Jimmy Kimmel’s Prank)

[ 59 ] September 5, 2013 |
When Twerking Goes Wrong: This Girl is On Firrreee! (Updated: It was Jimmy Kimmel’s Prank)

I’m sick of talmbout and hearing about twerking, as I’m sure you are too. We can all blame Miley Cyrus for that. But I promise that the video below will be worth your while. Caitlin decided to make a twerk video for her boyfriend and tragedy ensued. Watch what happens when twerking goes wrong and […]

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Whose Brother Was Rocking This Supreme Mullet?

[ 45 ] September 4, 2013 |
Whose Brother Was Rocking This Supreme Mullet?

The mullet is the hairstyle that will never quit. No matter how much we ridicule it. It’s come in different variations over the years too. With a front that has a bob or fingerwaves or braids. THE MULLET WON’T DIE AND I WONDER WHY! HA! That rhymed. But getchu a piece of this fella from […]

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