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Dear Men’s Health Magazine, Your List Sucks

Dear Men’s Health Magazine, Your List Sucks

[ 42 ] December 9, 2011

The other night on Twitter, I saw folks slandering Jennifer Aniston heavily and wondered why. They informed me that in a list that Men’s Health Magazine released, rating the Hottest Women of All Time, Jennifer Aniston was listed as #1. I asked for a link to it and what met me was a terrible list. [...]

The Public Proposal That Failed

The Public Proposal That Failed

[ 45 ] June 10, 2011

Marriage proposals can be awesome. But some can be downright foolish, and lack real thought. Or just show lack of good judgment. Someone sent me this video, of a dude proposing to his girl on the stage of a PACKED nightclub. Anddddd she said NAWL! Watch below: WELP!!! That kinda hurt my heart to watch. [...]

Black Velvet Napoleon FAILED

Black Velvet Napoleon FAILED

[ 62 ] November 30, 2010

Lemme tell you all a story of what happened to me last week. So I went to a part one of my fave DJs (Dee Money) was throwing the night of Thanksgiving. I was minding my own business (as I always do O___o) when some short dude in a velvet blazer approached me.

What in the... Who the... WHAT THEY MEAN???

Whose Dumb Idea Is This? Kohl’s FAILED!

[ 66 ] October 18, 2010

Ladies and gentlefools. You know when I post back to back in a day, I mean business. Well I had to post about this as it came across my gchat. Afrobella sent me this link and I went AWF!!! Like cussing tourette’s. A “Ghetto Fab Wig?” You have GOT to be kidding me! I just [...]

Chingy’s Album Sold 683 Copies and Went Credit Score

Chingy’s Album Sold 683 Copies and Went Credit Score

[ 20 ] September 29, 2010

Classic albums go gold, platinum and diamond. Michael Jackson’s albums went plutonium and sh*t because they ran out of metals awesome enough to describe their level of DOPENESS. This was in the past though. It seems that albums don’t fare as well nowadays. Not even close. First, Kelis dropped an album and sold 7,500 copies. [...]

Hold my mule!

Whose Foot Is This?

[ 23 ] September 28, 2010

I was minding my own business on Facebook when I came across something on Chris Alexander’s Facebook page (the fool behind ColoredBoy.net). Listen. Everyone can’t have cute feet. This is why God created closed-toed shoes and boots. What in all that is good an reasonable told this woman that it was okay to stuff her [...]

Doing the Dougie Can Be Dangerous

Doing the Dougie Can Be Dangerous

[ 42 ] August 27, 2010

This whole week has been an abundance in ratchetness. Online and offline. Foolery has ruled everything around me (FREAM). Anywho, folks have been tryna murk my soul, sending me a bunch of foolishness they’ve found on YouTube. Well, someone sent me this video below and I realized I first saw it on Miss Jia’s site [...]

Whose Misguided Mama is This?

Whose Misguided Mama is This?

[ 53 ] August 24, 2010

So I was checking out Fail Blog when I saw the picture below. But umm… Whose ridiculous ass mama is this? At first, I went “Why is she trying to plug that baby’s toes into the socket? Isn’t that dangerous???” Then I went “Wait. Wait. She’s teaching the baby how to pole dance!” Then I [...]

Umm... life seems to have already given you two middle fingers so you can keep those to yourself. Kthxbai!

Dear Kat Stacks, You Are Failing At Life

[ 107 ] July 28, 2010

One letter that has been LONG overdue by me is a letter to the infamous Kat Stacks. Some of you are probably asking “Who is Kat Stacks?” Well I posed the question to my twitfam, and here’s what they come up with. Some ho – @smashedthehomie An unemployed dick’s worst nightmare. – @itsprincey A talking [...]

Amtrak Failed Us: An Overnight Trip Gone Bad

Amtrak Failed Us: An Overnight Trip Gone Bad

[ 47 ] June 23, 2010

I got a tale to tell about my why Amtrak sucks and how they failed us! I had to travel to DC this past weekend to speak at the Blogging While Brown Conference. What had happened was: Me and my homette Patrice (aka Afrobella) decided to travel to Washington DC from Chicago on Amtrak. Our [...]

Whose Aunty is This??

Whose Aunty is This??

[ 36 ] June 17, 2010

I was on MissJia.com when I saw this picture below. And I was forced to save it and make it my Twitter background. I think at least once an hour, someone tweets me talmbout “WHAT IS THAT?!?” I don’t even… I just… *facepalm* WHAT (not who) is this? Where do I start? I’ma make a [...]

(Left) - Aretha at the Tony Awards on June 13th. (Right) - Aretha at the Apollo on June 14th

Dear Re-Re Franklin, 2 days in a row?

[ 13 ] June 16, 2010

I was first gonna post about something completely different but this took precedence so I had to. Thank to Claire Sulmers of The Fashion Bomb for bringing this to my attention. She wrote a post over at AOL Black Voices and I HAD to write Aretha Franklin a sternly-worded letter for her foolishness. Dear Re-Re Franklin, Hey [...]

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