Liza Minnelli at the Sex and the City 2 premiere
Famous folksLetterMusic

Dear Liza Minelli. No to “Single Ladies”

Liza Minnelli did a version of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.” I’m murked. If you don’t getcho geriatric, eau de Ben Gay self and go be qwat somewhere! What are YOU doing singing “Single Ladies?”

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Chris Brown's Burnt Sienna Apology Blouse
Famous folksLetter

Dear Chris Brown, The Burnt Sienna Apology Blouse…

Ok, so you know. Rihanna-gate happened last year. We all know what happened. I shan’t reshash it. People have already talked it into the ground. You gave multiple horrid interviews about it. And wore ill-advised baby blue bowties and burnt sienna apology blouses to make yourself look less threatening. And you never quite owned up to what you did (but that’s neither here nor there). It was just a mess all around. But that’s not what I’m here for. Well, not ALL the way. Since last year’s madness, it seems you haven’t learned a thing.

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Y'all see that Hawaiian silky Stevie was working with?!? Yes, you jealous.
Famous folksMusic

The Wonderous One turns 60!

So today is Stevie Wonder‘s 60th birthday. We must revel and rejoice in this day. I don’t care how far gone Stevie’s hairline maybe, or the fact that it’s wading in all types of water. I’m always going to be a fan. I’ont care how many tacky blazers his team …

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Famous folksLetter

Dear Kelis, You’re Tryna Get HOW MUCH?

The letter below was originally posted August 24th, 2009. But wanted to repost because of the new developments.Nas now owes Kelis over $300,000. GAHTDAMB! If all she gon do with that money is continue to look like a cracked out Statue of Liberty, I disapprove! Messing with Kelis, Nas’ Rush …

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Famous folksMy Life

Alicia Keys Tweeted Me!

Oh EM GEE, yall!! Alicia Keys tweeted me. My day/week/month is MADE!!! Lemme tell you a story. Picture it, yesterday, my computer… A friend of mine who knows someone that works at Monster.com emailed me, saying “I got this sent to me and thought of you.” It was a posting …

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Erykah Badu
Famous folksMusic

Badu’s Badonk is BAD!

Everyone has been talking about Erykah Badu’s vidjo “Window Seat” all week. People have been debating whether the message of the video is parallel to the lyrics. And they’ve been discussion Erykah’s use of nudity to get her point across yaddy yada blah blah. I don’t gibbadamb bout any of …

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LetterMusic

Dear Ricky Martin, I heard water was wet too

Disclaimer: Let the record show that iHeart the gays. Read this. Reread it. #NoHate. So SHARRAP. “He’s not gay. It’s just that when he speaks, rainbow, glitter and purses fall out.” – A friend of mine. iDied THRICE! So Ricky Martin just went on his official page today to say …

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*faints* That twitchy eye just DID me in!
Famous folksLetter

Dear Lindsay Lohan, You Look Old

I came across a picture of Lindsay Lohan yesterday, and promptly made it my Twitter background because it made me cackle SO loudly, that I didn’t know what to do with myself. After that happened, and people clicked on my Twitter page, they quit me for not warning them. But …

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luvvriri
Famous folksFashion

Who Ran It: Avatar Luvvie or Rihanna?

For the Grammy’s on February 1, my avatar decided to don a formal onesie reserved for truly special occasions. Well, 2 days later, on February 3, VH1′s Superbowl jam came on. Rihanna had on a very similar one. I WAS SWAGGER-JACKED! With that being said… I see you back there …

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stevie wonder before after
Famous folksLetter

Dear Stevie Wonder, Fire your Team

So there other day, I watched the BET Honors, which gave awards to 5 people for their achievements in education, music, business etc. Honored included Queen Latifah, Whitney Houston and Diddy and 2 others. Stevie Wonder was all up through the show performing. He must have been up there at …

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