Tag: Featured
Were Simba and Nala, from the Lion King, Siblings?
I come to you in a sad, sad state of affairs. My girl @MissJia was having a convo on Twitter last night and someone brought up the fact that Simba and Nala from the Lion King are siblings. First, I was all “NAWL! That cannot be!” And then I thought about it. Mufasa and Scar [...]
Thoughts About New York Fashion Week from a Non-Fashion Blogger
I decided to go to New York Fashion Week this year because Afrobella peer-pressured asked me to come. And since I’m impressionable and I love to kick it, I went. I knew doggone well I had NO business at NYFW because I’m not a fashion blogger or a fashionista. The real reason I wanted to [...]
My Comprehensive Review of the 2012 VMAs
I didn’t watch it. I was too busy not giving a damb. And watching the President of the United States SLAY at the DNC. So that is all. Did y’all watch it? How was it? P.S. LMAO!!! Don’t fight me for this post.
Whose Lawyer is This?
I haven’t done a “Whose is this?” post in a while so to bring it back, I found the perfect image. Just look below and get your life. Yo. My man Peter rightchea said if you need a GOOD lawyer, you better call him now. And he produced this high quality (O___O) flyer to prove [...]
Michelle Obama’s Hair was LAID Like ObamaCare at the DNC and I Am Here for Her!
First Lady of the United States, Michelle Obama, came to the Democratic National Convention to SLAY and she left many in her wake as she murked that speech she had to give effortlessly. And she had me eating out the palm of her hands. Many other places will talk about what Michelle’s speech was about. I’m [...]
Diddy is Stevie J and Cassie is Joseline: Love and Hip Hop ATL Alternate Castmembers
Some of you are well aware of my love of the most ratchet show on TV right now Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. Well, I got to thinking and it dawned on me that real life can be funnier than semi-fiction that says it’s real life. Especially when you realize that the characters in the [...]
Clint Eastwood Talks to an Invisible Obama and Barack’s Team Shades Him
The Republican National Convention that’s going on right now has had so many foolish moments that even the Onion couldn’t have made this stuff up. There’s no reason to write satirical stories about the RNC because the GOP is acting enough of a fool for life to be funnier than fiction. They’ve been really showing [...]
One of These Things is Not Like the Other
I saw this picture and immediately noticed that someone does NOT fit into it. He stands out so much to me. Why does the dude on the right have on blue speedos and everyone else has on black? He tried it. Yes. That’s totally it. O___________O I totally didn’t notice the dude who looks like he’s [...]
I Got Questions About Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Reunion Part I
Last night was the reunion special of the Love and Hip Hop Atlanta crew and it was hosted by Mona Scott-Young, the producer with the gift to produce TV’s most ratchet castmembers since whoever did Flava of Love (Holy Run-on Sentence, Batman!). Anywho, I got questions. * Why was Joseline rocking a masquerade mask? Lemme [...]
You Can Play Spades on an Airplane
My peoples! So I’m out of the country (and continent) at a pretty dope event as a delegate. More info on where and what to come when I get back next week. BUT I got to fly on my first ever chartered plane and it was truly awesome. It also helped that it was a [...]
Whatchu Got On, Foxy Brown?
I was minding my own business when someone sent me this pic and I just wanted to fight somebody. But I don’t understand. What is Foxy Brown’s #alphet about and what made her go on stage looking like this? Upon viewing this picture, I asked Jesus to take the wheel and He said “NAWL, my [...]
Chad and Evelyn are Having the Worst Week Ever And Here’s Why
This madness with Chad “OchoCinco” Johnson and Evelyn Lozada left me a bit speechless for some days (on that matter, anyway. You know I was running my mouth about other things). But I couldn’t figure out what to say about these two when word of their drama leaked and spilled everywhere. Now, I sorta know [...]
Last Night’s Love and Hip Hop ATL Was 50 Shades of Ratchet
This episode of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta kicks off where it left off last week, in the therapists’ office, while Joseline was putting them paws on Stevie. Why did it take 5 men to pull Joseline off Stevie? And sharrap to everyone who just said “Because she’s a man.” LOL you ain’t right (nor [...]
