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The U.S. Olympics Team is Gonna Win the Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest

[ 27 ] January 24, 2014 |
The U.S. Olympics Team is Gonna Win the Ugly Christmas Sweater Contest

As if the upcoming 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics weren’t already steeped in ugliness from Russia’s terrible anti-gay laws. AS IF. All that madness wasn’t enough. The U.S. Olympics team is adding to the ugly with their uniforms, designed by the Silver Fox, Ralph Lauren. WUT?!? I mean what in the name of all that is […]

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The AOL Dial Up Chronicles: Throwback Thursday

[ 39 ] January 23, 2014 |
The AOL Dial Up Chronicles: Throwback Thursday

Sit down, kids. I’d like to tell you a story. It’s of a time way back when, before we could fit a phone, camera, music player, video player and recorded into a machine the size of a hershey’s candy bar. Picture it, people’s houses, 1998… This was an ancient time when internet connection wasn’t wifi-enabled […]

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Dear Lupita Nyong’o, Why Must You Slay Us So Effortlessly?

[ 160 ] January 22, 2014 |
Dear Lupita Nyong’o, Why Must You Slay Us So Effortlessly?

My newest celebrity crush is Lupita Nyong’o and if you have to ask me why, then we have nothing to talk about. I’m here to write her a love letter, because she is everything. I’m not even here to talk about her performance in 12 Years a Slave. No. I’m shallower that that. I am […]

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The 12 Stages of Writing (Or a Guide to Procrastinating Like a Pro)

[ 41 ] January 21, 2014 |
The 12 Stages of Writing (Or a Guide to Procrastinating Like a Pro)

I’ve been a professional procrastinator for as long as I can remember and it hasn’t improved with age. In fact, with the social media at my fingertips ALLATAHM, it’s gotten worse. This is why the week I took a break, I was super productive. Those of us who write for a living might seem to […]

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Dear Madonna, NOPE! You Cannot Use That Word

[ 33 ] January 20, 2014 |
Dear Madonna, NOPE! You Cannot Use That Word

Social media keeps showing us that some of our favorite celebrities should really make use of their publicists 24/7 for all things. Also, they need to hire community managers to handle their accounts because when left to their own devices, they blow shit up so properly and so quickly. Madonna is the latest victim of […]

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Cynthia Spills Todd Tea and Kenya STAYS Starting Mess: RHOA Season 6, Episode 12 Recap

[ 19 ] January 20, 2014 |
Cynthia Spills Todd Tea and Kenya STAYS Starting Mess: RHOA Season 6, Episode 12 Recap

Last night’s Real Housewives of Atlanta (RHOA) had me really wishing someone would give Kenya a papercut and tell her to get her life together. That lady twirls on mess ALLATAHM. She should be tired of herself. Lemme just get started because I got words for Messy Moore further down. Anniversary Tea – Cynthia and […]

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I Watched SNL (Hosted by Drake and Featuring Sasheer Zamata) Last Night

[ 50 ] January 19, 2014 |
I Watched SNL (Hosted by Drake and Featuring Sasheer Zamata) Last Night

Last night’s Saturday Night Live was highly anticipated because Drake was hosting (and was the musical guest) but also because it was Sasheer Zamata’s first show as a featured castmember. As a former huge fan of SNL and a currently jaded sometimes watcher, I didn’t even decide to tune in until it almost started. And […]

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Target Got Hacked But Our Love For Them Did Not

[ 32 ] January 16, 2014 |
Target Got Hacked But Our Love For Them Did Not

You know about my love for Target, cuz I wrote a post wondering what voodoo Target does to keep us in their store for hours. Or the fact that you go in for a hair clip and come out with a new closet system. Well, it’s been all in the news for the past month […]

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Whose Reverend is this Threatening Me in the Name of Jesus?

[ 52 ] January 13, 2014 |
Whose Reverend is this Threatening Me in the Name of Jesus?

It is that time of the year again: when people use Martin Luther King Jr.’s image inappropriately for club flyers. MLK ain’t march to be the image of “Freaky Fridays” at the local disco. STAHP IT EVERYONE! I already wrote about this last year but more flyers have emerged for this year’s foolish celebrations, so […]

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Real Housewives of Blood Sweat and Golden Globes: Sunday TV Recap

[ 22 ] January 13, 2014 |
Real Housewives of Blood Sweat and Golden Globes: Sunday TV Recap

I watched too much TV last night. Like seriously. 7 hours straight. And I live-tweeted most of it and my fingers hurt. So I present to you, one (not that giant) recap of the TV I watched on Sunday. Golden Globe Awards I wanted to watch it┬ábecause Tina Fey and Amy Poehler were hosting (and […]

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Tina Fey’s Prayer For Her Daughter is Hilarity

[ 20 ] January 12, 2014 |
Tina Fey’s Prayer For Her Daughter is Hilarity

I am a HUGE fan of Tina Fey. She’s one of my sheroes (along with her BFF Amy Poehler). I wanna be their third wheel so bad. They’re the main reason I even feel like watching the Golden Globe Awards tonight. Last year, I read Tina’s book Bossypants and it’s the funniest book I’ve ever […]

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THOT: Fail Slang at its Worst

[ 51 ] January 9, 2014 |
THOT: Fail Slang at its Worst

I do a terrible job of keeping up with new slangs, because I’m youngold and I don’t really listen to the radio or new music. Twitter is what keeps me in the loop, as always. And that’s where I kept seeing people type about THOT. I THOUGHT it was the shortened version of THOUGHT, like […]

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A Tale of Two Peens: The Man Who Has Twice the Fun

[ 54 ] January 2, 2014 |
A Tale of Two Peens: The Man Who Has Twice the Fun

In case you don’t know, the real Den of Iniquity online is Reddit. And for once, I am thankful because it is through that site that we now know that it’s possible for a man to have two penises. MMHMM. In real life. A guy with the screename of “DoubleDickDude” did a Reddit AMA (Ask […]

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