Tag: Foolishness

Apparently, You Can Get Birth Control Pills on Twitter

[ 20 ] June 2, 2011 |
Apparently, You Can Get Birth Control Pills on Twitter

When I tell you that Twitter is the Den of Iniquity, please believe me. That place is where logic and any semblance of good sense goes to die. Which is why I created DumbestTweets.com to keep track of all the foolishness that goes on there. At this point, I thought I’d seen it all. But […]

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Black Velvet Napoleon FAILED

[ 71 ] November 30, 2010 |
Black Velvet Napoleon FAILED

I went to a part one of my fave DJs (Dee Money) was throwing the night of Thanksgiving. I was minding my own business (as I always do O_o) when some short dude in a velvet blazer approached me.

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Whose cousin is this?

[ 67 ] May 17, 2010 |
Whose cousin is this?

Whose ratchet ol’ cousin is this?!? I saw this picture and wanted to go kick every trashcan in a 5-mile radius. There’s sooo much tomfoolery in this picture that I don’t even know where to start. Fine, I guess we’ll work our way down from the top. First he has colored contacts. Then braids. With Jolly Rancher beads. iCan’t.

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Mama, I Wanna Freak, But I’ont Want God to Frown: The Urban Lit Book

[ 85 ] August 21, 2009 |
Mama, I Wanna Freak, But I’ont Want God to Frown: The Urban Lit Book

So I was thinking about it. If Zane and Sister Souljah have become millionaires off writing poorly written, trashy novels, why am I still a tens of thousandaire? Especially when I can string together coherent sentences with correct grammar, syntax and sentence structure? Shoot. Well I have a scheme plan. I will write my OWN […]

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Africa is Geography’s DMX

[ 25 ] May 26, 2009 |
Africa is Geography’s DMX

The other night, after watching the 10pm news on ABC, “Nightline” came on. I’m not a fan of that show, so I typically don’t watch it. Due to the fact that the remote control wasn’t within arm’s reach of me, and my sheer laziness, I sat there and watched “Nightline” come on. The topic was […]

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Black Card Reneged Part II

[ 26 ] May 19, 2009 |
Black Card Reneged Part II

In case you’ve missed it, make sure you read Part I before this one so you can catch up. So where did I leave off? Ah yes, so as we were leaving the club and going down the stairs, we see that we can’t move any farther than halfway down because there is a large […]

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Black Card Reneged

[ 11 ] May 17, 2009 |
Black Card Reneged

I’d like to congratulate my homegirl O.N.E. on graduating from Law School. My homie is officially a LAWYER! Get it girllll!!! *does praise dance* I’m super uber proud of you, chick and this is only the beginning. I must address you by as “Attorney McEsquireFace” now. And this concludes any and all positivity in this […]

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Lethal Side-Eye

[ 4 ] May 12, 2009 |
Lethal Side-Eye

This is originally posted on House of IG, but I HAD to post it here for my Awesome(ly) Readers. This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. Get like HER! Me and the BFF, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Kindred emailed this pic to […]

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Dearest Oprah (More free chicken?)

[ 16 ] May 5, 2009 |
Dearest Oprah (More free chicken?)

I didn’t think Madame O would need a sternly-worded letter, but alas, I was forced to write one. Dearest Oprah, You know I STAN for you more than Michael Jackson stans for little boys plastic surgery, right? Well I does. That day when I SEED you in “The Color Purple”, I KNEW there was a […]

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People Who Wear Shades Indoors

[ 6 ] April 30, 2009 |
People Who Wear Shades Indoors

***GUEST BLOGGERS WEEK*** Today’s pinch hitter is Dame, of the blog This May Concern You. His blog is awesome because it’s a bunch of sternly-worded letters he writes to people or things he doesn’t always approve of. So, of course, I love it. We’ve done a letter trade, and he posted my Dear Ray J […]

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True Confessions

[ 4 ] April 27, 2009 |
True Confessions

***GUEST BLOGGERS WEEK*** To keep the party going, we got KindredSmile, one of my BFFs and mother of my Goddaughter, Liggy (Lil Ignant). We go way back, to days of high school yorn, when we rocked K-Swisses and tapered pants with Nike t-shirts. We’d like to forget those days but there’s too much pictorial evidence. […]

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Dear Baby Bangs Creator

[ 15 ] March 26, 2009 |
Dear Baby Bangs Creator

Mkay so I thought I was gonna be done with the baby hairhattery foolishness for real, but apparently not. Yesterday morning, the creator of Baby Bangs left a comment on the blog I wrote about her idiotic product, so y’all know I gotta respond in a letter to her. I typically only write one letter […]

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Baby Bangs Foolishness

[ 34 ] March 22, 2009 |
Baby Bangs Foolishness

So I was chatting with the ePosse on Gmail the other night when PBG decides she wanted to ruin my night by sending me a link. I click on it and was immediately appalled at the foolishness I witnessed. It’s a site called Baby Bangs! Hair Band. Yes, this is actually, the website’s description of […]

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