Tag: Grinds my Gears
Webiquette Grinds my Gears
“You know what grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You’re a… You’re out there jumping around and I’m just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, [...]
Apu’s Hotline
“Aw man I’m calling my target card hotline and clearly they outsourced everything cause this dude got a DEEP accent. You can hear camels and shat in the background. Sandstorms and genies and shat lmao.” – Kindred In all her IG, Kindred is so right and this it truly a gear grinder of mine. When [...]
You Know What Grinds My Gears?
“You know what really grinds my gears? Nobody’s come up with a new priest and a rabbi joke in like 30 years. I mean, okay, ah, umm. Priest and a rabbi go, go onto the supermarket, and, uh, the priest wants to buy a ham. And the rabbi says, “Ah, I can’t eat it. It’s [...]
Fashion Grinds my Gears…
I am returning with my “Grinds my Gears” series, and I have an endless list of things that TRULY grinds my gears. So anyone who knows me is aware of the fact that I HATE trends. I don’t hate the concept of things being “in” but I hate how people become clones of each other, [...]
Do you know what grinds my gears???
–People who are unwitty. I guess I’m used to being around such hilarious folks that when I come across those that don’t make me chuckle, I can’t help but mean mug –People who are pretentious (pseudo-poets, those who claim to only listen to Neo-Soul, and those who act serious all the time). 1. You’re not [...]
