Tag: Hair

Something’s On Jermaine Jackson’s Scalp and It’s a Mystery

[ 276 ] April 16, 2014 |
Something’s On Jermaine Jackson’s Scalp and It’s a Mystery

Jermaine Jackson has somehow turned out to be the oddest man in a family of really talented weird people and that is no small feat. Besides all the foolery he partakes in, like changing his last name to Jacksun (O__O) and being stuck in Africa because of his lack of child support payment, the dude […]

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Whose Uncle’s Unibraid is This?

[ 17 ] April 9, 2014 |
Whose Uncle’s Unibraid is This?

Sometimes, you gotta stand up and claim your kin even in the face of foolery. Like Coolio, who refuses to let go of his struggle braids, despite the fact that his head looks like the red sea parted. Last year, I stumbled upon the gift below. Someone’s uncle was walking around with a unibraid on […]

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Whose Brother Was Rocking This Supreme Mullet?

[ 27 ] September 4, 2013 |
Whose Brother Was Rocking This Supreme Mullet?

The mullet is the hairstyle that will never quit. No matter how much we ridicule it. It’s come in different variations over the years too. With a front that has a bob or fingerwaves or braids. THE MULLET WON’T DIE AND I WONDER WHY! HA! That rhymed. But getchu a piece of this fella from […]

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Whose Creepy Hairdo is This?

[ 22 ] August 15, 2013 |
Whose Creepy Hairdo is This?

Sometimes, you’re bored with having normal hair and you want something different. I get it. Wraps aren’t exciting anymore. And you want to stand out of the crowd. Well, sometimes, you need to have a seat and figure out other ways to stand out besides scaring the bejeesus outta folks with your hairdo. I’m talmbout […]

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Coolio and these Struggle Braids Gotta Let Go and Let Bald

[ 42 ] March 28, 2013 |
Coolio and these Struggle Braids Gotta Let Go and Let Bald

Some folks age gracefully and get better with time, like good wine (not the cheap one that comes in boxes even though some of that is delicious but I heard will give you a hell of a hangover). And then there’s Coolio, who went to someone’s event looking like this: Sir. SIR!!! Why do you […]

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Because This Lion Deserves Shine and You Know It!

[ 34 ] February 4, 2013 |
Because This Lion Deserves Shine and You Know It!

The next time you think you’re having a good hair day, take a second. And look at yourself in the mirror. And ask if you measure up to this glorious mane below. Is YOUR hair laid like poetry? Is it fried, dyed and LAIDT to every side it needs to be like this lion? Mufasa […]

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Whose Struggle Braids are These?

[ 54 ] January 4, 2013 |
Whose Struggle Braids are These?

Ya know, I want us all to understand our realities. I need us to look in the mirror and see ourselves for who we are. Or at least know what’s sitting on our heads. That is my wish for 2013. That we all embrace ourselves, know our limits and get our lives together. What prompted […]

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Whose Stingy Ponytail is This?

[ 52 ] October 21, 2012 |
Whose Stingy Ponytail is This?

Ok look. Everyone ain’t meant to have long flowing, luxurious hair. This is why Jesus invented weave. For those who want long hair without the hassle. Yes, He did. Look in the book of Yakiastes. It’s right there. But there’s nothing wrong with short hair. Especially when the person who has it knows that. Now, […]

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Dear Everyone Hating on Gabby Douglas’ Hair, Have A Seat.

[ 46 ] August 6, 2012 |
Dear Everyone Hating on Gabby Douglas’ Hair, Have A Seat.

Three weeks ago, I didn’t know who Gabrielle Douglas was. I had never heard of the 4 foot 11 inches 16-year-old from Virginia with an infectious smile and a love for the Lord. Now, I know and love Gabby, as if she was a little sister or cousin. I root for that girl’s success and […]

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My Hair is LAIDT Like Funky Dineva

[ 15 ] March 8, 2012 |
My Hair is LAIDT Like Funky Dineva

In case y’all haven’t noticed, lately I have enjoyed talmbout how my hair is LAIDT but lemme tell you where I got it from: Funky Dineva. He makes YouTube vids talmbout how LAYED his hair is and each one is better than the last. He dons a different hairhat in each video and proceeds to […]

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Whose Country Uncle is This? Oh. Hey, Charlie Wilson

[ 54 ] February 13, 2012 |
Whose Country Uncle is This? Oh. Hey, Charlie Wilson

I ran across this picture of Uncle Charlie Wilson at last night’s Grammy Awards and I just *facepalmed* *blinks slowly* Sooo… wut? O________O I have so many questions. * What is Uncle Charlie Wilson rocking on top of his head? * Did he shave a chia pet and gently place the growth on his dome? […]

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True Life: I Found A Gray Hair

[ 54 ] December 12, 2011 |
True Life: I Found A Gray Hair

In less than a month, I turn 27, and last week, I found my first gray hair. I was pinning up my locs, and I was looking in the mirror to make sure I got the style right. I was placing a pin in my hair when I saw something that looked like a thin, […]

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Whose Half Braids Are These???

[ 13 ] September 27, 2011 |
Whose Half Braids Are These???

Soooo one of my readers passed this along to me and I pretty much HOLLERED! There’s something wrong with some people. This colored individual has a caesar haircut in the front and jail braids in the back. O________O When I tell y’all the future is losing? I mean it with my entire heart. This young […]

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