Tag: Hair
Whose Dumb Idea Is This? Kohl’s FAILED!
Ladies and gentlefools. You know when I post back to back in a day, I mean business. Well I had to post about this as it came across my gchat. Afrobella sent me this link and I went AWF!!! Like cussing tourette’s. A “Ghetto Fab Wig?” You have GOT to be kidding me! I just [...]
Madame Cameroon’s Lethal Side-Eye
This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. Get like HER! Me and the BFF, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Luvvie: What do I say to that??? Where do I begin, Lawd???? Kindred: HA! I tried to warn yo life, but now you are [...]
Dear Rihanna, About this Hair of Yours…
You got the SAME haircut Jim Carrey had in “Dumb & Dumber” and then dyed it with red Kool-Aid. What hairdresser agreed to doing your hair like this??? You clearly got too many “Yes” men around you.
APimpNamedSlickFront. Whose Uncle Is This?
I introduce you to Allen E. Brown aka APimpNamedSlickFront aka The Pimp Who Murked Me. He is actually a pimp in New Jersey who was running a prostitution ring, and ended up being sentenced to 18 years in jail. I took ONE look at this picture and had roast tourette’s. Let’s make a list of ALL the things that are wrong with this picture. I’d probably save time if I listed everything that was right = NOT A DAMB THING!
Whose cousin is this?
Whose ratchet ol’ cousin is this?!? I saw this picture and wanted to go kick every trashcan in a 5-mile radius. There’s sooo much tomfoolery in this picture that I don’t even know where to start. Fine, I guess we’ll work our way down from the top. First he has colored contacts. Then braids. With Jolly Rancher beads. iCan’t.
Sarah Palin Wears Bump-its
Luvvie’s intro: Last, but certainly not least for my Guest Bloggers Week is… *drum roll* THEMBI!!! Woop woop woop!!! She is doper than a crack pipe in Frankie’s room, on the corner of a Baltimore street. Yes, she’s awesome. She blogs over at What Would Thembi Do, and got more pop culture knowledge than VH1. [...]
Dear Solange
Solange’s new haircut has been all the hype to the point where it was #3 Trending Topic on Twitter. Folks talked about her hair more than they discussed the Iran Elections & Obama’s new healthcare plan. Sad? Definitely. Entertaining? Absolutely. So my letter is to Beyonce’s shadow SolangeDear Solange, As of last week, I’m a [...]
Lethal Side-Eye
This is originally posted on House of IG, but I HAD to post it here for my Awesome(ly) Readers. This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. Get like HER! Me and the BFF, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Kindred emailed this pic to [...]
Dry Hairhat Battle IV
In honor of my eSis, Alise‘s day of escape from the wretched womb (c) Stewie (aka her Birthday), I’m posting our Dry Hairhat Battle IV (4, for those not fluent in roman numeral-speak) that happened on Twitter (I’m @LuvvieIG, she’s @naturallyalise). For those who are new here, I LUBBS Alise like Lil Kim loves her [...]
Dear Baby Bangs Creator
Mkay so I thought I was gonna be done with the baby hairhattery foolishness for real, but apparently not. Yesterday morning, the creator of Baby Bangs left a comment on the blog I wrote about her idiotic product, so y’all know I gotta respond in a letter to her. I typically only write one letter [...]
Baby Bangs Foolishness
So I was chatting with the ePosse on Gmail the other night when PBG decides she wanted to ruin my night by sending me a link. I click on it and was immediately appalled at the foolishness I witnessed. It’s a site called Baby Bangs! Hair Band. Yes, this is actually, the website’s description of [...]
Dry Hair Battle III
You already know the drill. Me and Alise are perpetually roasting each other’s manes so here is Dry Hairhat Battle III. So even if you’re reading this in your GReader, come visit for a second and vote in the comments section on who you think won. And in case you missed it, check out Dry [...]
Dry Hair Battle II
NaturallyAlise claimed victory in the first Dry Hair Battle, knocking me out w/ her Plies/Nas line. I didn’t think it would happen so soon, but here we are with Part II of the Dry Hair Battle betwixt NaturallyAlise and I. We were on Twitter being foolish and it turned into another Mane Event! This one [...]
