Tag: Hair

Whose Babyhair is This?

[ 16 ] September 23, 2011 |
Whose Babyhair is This?

This was tweeted to me the other night and I sat in front of my computer looking like O_________O. Then I facepalmed and shook my head. Soooo… Lemme get this straight. This young sir got an old toothbrush, his finest jar of brown gel and GOT TO WORK in a mirror to accomplish baby hair […]

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Pi Nappa Kappa: Natural Hair Sorority. Yes, Really.

[ 88 ] August 29, 2011 |
Pi Nappa Kappa: Natural Hair Sorority. Yes, Really.

I’ma just jump right in and let y’all know there’s a sorority called “Pi Nappa Kappa.” Yes. In real reality, not virtual. At first, I thought the Iota Sweets decided to branch out and start a completely new org. Then I learned that it was actually a Natural Hair sorority. And it exists un-ironically. The people […]

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Whose Braided Up Grandpa is This?

[ 17 ] August 8, 2011 |
Whose Braided Up Grandpa is This?

I was minding my own business when someone sent me the pic below on Tumblr. CHECK GRANDPA OUT!! Lol! Why is he so adorable? Sitting in a computer lab with his bookbag, jean jacket and… slicky ricky straight back BRAIDS (also referred to as jail braids). Chile iCackled. Sooo you know Granddad has a braider […]

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Invisiwig Brows. NO MA’AM!

[ 11 ] June 8, 2011 |
Invisiwig Brows. NO MA’AM!

I was minding my own business when my girl @KindredSmile ambushed my gchats talmbout “Lacefront Eyebrows.” I told her to go away, but she didn’t listen. This fool sent me a link to: INVISIWIG EYEBROWS! LAWDDDDDD!!! So folks ain’t e’em going the old-fashioned 2001 route of using rogaine on their brows anymore. People are getting WEAVE […]

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Madame Cameroon’s Lethal Side-Eye

[ 26 ] October 15, 2010 |
Madame Cameroon’s Lethal Side-Eye

This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. Get like HER! Me and the BFF, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Luvvie: What do I say to that??? Where do I begin, Lawd???? Kindred: HA! I tried to warn yo life, but now you are […]

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Dear Rihanna, About this Hair of Yours…

[ 31 ] June 7, 2010 |
Dear Rihanna, About this Hair of Yours…

You got the SAME haircut Jim Carrey had in “Dumb & Dumber” and then dyed it with red Kool-Aid. What hairdresser agreed to doing your hair like this??? You clearly got too many “Yes” men around you.

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APimpNamedSlickFront. Whose Uncle Is This?

[ 50 ] May 24, 2010 |
APimpNamedSlickFront. Whose Uncle Is This?

I introduce you to Allen E. Brown aka APimpNamedSlickFront aka The Pimp Who Murked Me. He is actually a pimp in New Jersey who was running a prostitution ring, and ended up being sentenced to 18 years in jail. I took ONE look at this picture and had roast tourette’s. Let’s make a list of ALL the things that are wrong with this picture. I’d probably save time if I listed everything that was right = NOT A DAMB THING!

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Whose cousin is this?

[ 67 ] May 17, 2010 |
Whose cousin is this?

Whose ratchet ol’ cousin is this?!? I saw this picture and wanted to go kick every trashcan in a 5-mile radius. There’s sooo much tomfoolery in this picture that I don’t even know where to start. Fine, I guess we’ll work our way down from the top. First he has colored contacts. Then braids. With Jolly Rancher beads. iCan’t.

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Sarah Palin Wears Bump-its

[ 10 ] November 20, 2009 |
Sarah Palin Wears Bump-its

Luvvie’s intro: Last, but certainly not least for my Guest Bloggers Week is… *drum roll* THEMBI!!! Woop woop woop!!! She is doper than a crack pipe in Frankie’s room, on the corner of a Baltimore street. Yes, she’s awesome. She blogs over at What Would Thembi Do, and got more pop culture knowledge than VH1. […]

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Dear Solange

[ 22 ] July 27, 2009 |
Dear Solange

Solange’s new haircut has been all the hype to the point where it was #3 Trending Topic on Twitter. Folks talked about her hair more than they discussed the Iran Elections & Obama’s new healthcare plan. Sad? Definitely. Entertaining? Absolutely. So my letter is to Beyonce’s shadow SolangeDear Solange, As of last week, I’m a […]

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Lethal Side-Eye

[ 4 ] May 12, 2009 |
Lethal Side-Eye

This is originally posted on House of IG, but I HAD to post it here for my Awesome(ly) Readers. This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. Get like HER! Me and the BFF, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Kindred emailed this pic to […]

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Dry Hairhat Battle IV

[ 3 ] May 7, 2009 |
Dry Hairhat Battle IV

In honor of my eSis, Alise‘s day of escape from the wretched womb (c) Stewie (aka her Birthday), I’m posting our Dry Hairhat Battle IV (4, for those not fluent in roman numeral-speak) that happened on Twitter (I’m @LuvvieIG, she’s @naturallyalise). For those who are new here, I LUBBS Alise like Lil Kim loves her […]

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Dear Baby Bangs Creator

[ 15 ] March 26, 2009 |
Dear Baby Bangs Creator

Mkay so I thought I was gonna be done with the baby hairhattery foolishness for real, but apparently not. Yesterday morning, the creator of Baby Bangs left a comment on the blog I wrote about her idiotic product, so y’all know I gotta respond in a letter to her. I typically only write one letter […]

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