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Madame Cameroon’s Lethal Side-Eye

This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. She is Chantal Biya, the First Lady of Cameroon. Me and one of my besties, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Luvvie: What do I say to that??? Where do I begin, …

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Rihanna's Red Hair
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Dear Rihanna, About this Hair of Yours…

You got the SAME haircut Jim Carrey had in “Dumb & Dumber” and then dyed it with red Kool-Aid. What hairdresser agreed to doing your hair like this??? You clearly got too many “Yes” men around you.

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The Pimp Who Murked Me
Whose is this?

APimpNamedSlickFront. Whose Uncle Is This?

I introduce you to Allen E. Brown aka APimpNamedSlickFront aka The Pimp Who Murked Me. He is actually a pimp in New Jersey who was running a prostitution ring, and ended up being sentenced to 18 years in jail. I took ONE look at this picture and had roast tourette’s. Let’s make a list of ALL the things that are wrong with this picture. I’d probably save time if I listed everything that was right = NOT A DAMB THING!

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Parents, hug your kids
Whose is this?

Whose cousin is this?

Whose ratchet ol’ cousin is this?!? I saw this picture and wanted to go kick every trashcan in a 5-mile radius. There’s sooo much tomfoolery in this picture that I don’t even know where to start. Fine, I guess we’ll work our way down from the top. First he has colored contacts. Then braids. With Jolly Rancher beads. iCan’t.

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Sarah Palin Wears Bump-its

Luvvie’s intro: Last, but certainly not least for my Guest Bloggers Week is… *drum roll* THEMBI!!! Woop woop woop!!! She is doper than a crack pipe in Frankie’s room, on the corner of a Baltimore street. Yes, she’s awesome. She blogs over at What Would Thembi Do, and got more …

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Famous folksLetter

Dear Solange, I Love the New Haircut!

Solange’s new haircut has been all the hype to the point where it was #3 Trending Topic on Twitter. Folks talked about her hair more than they discussed the Iran Elections & Obama’s new healthcare plan. Sad? Definitely. Entertaining? Absolutely. So my letter is to Beyonce’s shadow Solange. Dear Solange, …

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Madame Cameroon’s Lethal Side-Eye

This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. Get like HER! Me and the BFF, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Kindred emailed this pic to Fresh about a week ago, and it’s haunted us ever since. Below please find …

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Dry Hairhat Battle IV

In honor of my eSis, Alise‘s day of escape from the wretched womb (c) Stewie (aka her Birthday), I’m posting our Dry Hairhat Battle IV (4, for those not fluent in roman numeral-speak) that happened on Twitter (I’m @LuvvieIG, she’s @naturallyalise). For those who are new here, I LUBBS Alise …

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Dear Baby Bangs Creator

Mkay so I thought I was gonna be done with the baby hairhattery foolishness for real, but apparently not. Yesterday morning, the creator of Baby Bangs left a comment on the blog I wrote about her idiotic product, so y’all know I gotta respond in a letter to her. I …

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Baby Bangs Foolishness

So I was chatting with the ePosse on Gmail the other night when PBG decides she wanted to ruin my night by sending me a link. I click on it and was immediately appalled at the foolishness I witnessed. It’s a site called Baby Bangs! Hair Band. Yes, this is …

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