So today is April 1st and I must say that I’m not a fan of the day. People take it upon themselves to let their inner FOOLS come out and call it “pranking.” iSweahfoLAWD some people play too gahtdamb much on April Fool’s. Some pranks ain’t even funny. They’re just evil. Everyone who plans on [...]
Happy Valentine’s Day, y’all!!! Today is MY day! The day of LOVE!!! *cues cheesy ballads* *sways and swoons* For the single folks in college, don’t go to the lobby of your dorm. All the balloon and flowers being delivered will only make you angry and bitter. For single folks out in the real world, go [...]
I live-tweeted the Golden Globe awards, but in the absence of such overt foolery as I’m accustomed, it was boring. No one had a nip slip. No one ambushed the stage for a Kayne movement. Everyone was pretty well-behaved (in spite of the fact that 78% of those celebrities were TANKED! Clearly they serve good [...]
Aw snap! Happy New Year, AweLuvvers! It’s 2010 (duh) and ya girl is BACK (and hopefully better than ever). How was your holidays? Was Santa good to you for Christmas? Did you spin ur dreidel for Hanukkah? Did you get a kente snuggie for Kwanzaa? I hope you had a good time. The month off [...]
So in honor of Turkey Day tomorrow, I’mo give thanks for the many blessings in my life. And after that, y’all ain’t gon hear from me again til Monday. I plan on having over-extended itis. You understand, dontchu? These are some shucking and jiving pilgrims. I won’t even wonder why they’re so happy. O_o Anyway, [...]
I sat down to write this Halloween blog post and as I started to write, I realized that it all sounded familiar. Well that’s because I was plagiarizing myself. The post I was writing was almost the same as the one I wrote LAST HALLOWEEN. F my uncreative, self-plagiarizing self. So umm… I’m reposting part [...]
I LOVE LOVE LOVE Christmas season. I actually do think it’s the best time of the year. Everyone is in great spirits. Being jolly and ish. Plus, my favorite color is RED, so I’m thoroughly enjoying rocking it on most days without folks’ judging eyes on me wondering why I’s so bright. For a soulful [...]
Hehehe Turkey Day is upon us, and I will refrain from being one of them bloggers who laments about the bogus beginnings of this beloved holiday. I will however, take this time to look around and give thanks for the blessings in my life. I am thankful for: Sweater tights – They have kept me [...]
Happy Halloween, folks!! Let foolishness reign! This is a holiday that adults are jacking from the kids, because I think we have more fun than they do. Although Trick or Treating is an AWESOME tradition. What other time can you go scrounging for sweets from random people? I think it started through a diabolical plan [...]
To take a detour from my regularly scheduled blogging, I’d like to wish Nigeria a HAPPY 48th INDEPENDENCE DAY!!! We will party o!! We need Bailey’s Irish Cream, Guinness (Stout), Jollof Rice, Fufu & Stew, and Maltina. **You know you’re NIGERIAN IF** ———————————— *The only reason you dance at Nigerian parties is to get “sprayed” [...]
