The mid 90s were a boon to emotional, vulnerable @ss ninjas who loved to croon mediocre R&B ballads. But only one emo dude earns the title for Douchiest. Video. Ever. Behold, Mario Winans’ “I Don’t Wanna Know” with real-time commentary from me and Kindred. Luvvie: as he serenades himself with backlight. ANGST game is proper [...]
Yesterday was Harriet Tubman aka Araminta Ross’ birthday. Considering that I love me some HARRIET for being the ultimate goon before gooning was the new black, I had to dedicate something to her. Below is a convo that happened in a late night Gchat between me and my girls over a year ago. It’s appropriate [...]
So y’all know me and Kindred love a good roast. A coupla weeks ago, we were in the mood to listen to some douchebaggery music (note: we call ultra sappy songs douchebag music because you can just picture some douche on YouTube playing it on an acoustic guitar. We LOVE douchebag music). We decided to [...]
This is originally posted on House of IG, but I HAD to post it here for my Awesome(ly) Readers. This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. Get like HER! Me and the BFF, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Luvvie: What do I say [...]
A couple of weeks ago, I was exhibiting at a conference in Boofooville, USA, where I am one of few melanin-blessed people. I’s minding my own bitness, sitting down behind my table on my MacBook when I hear: *clears throat* I look up to see this older Black man staring at me. This is what [...]
See, FREE Rules Everything Around Me (F.R.E.A.M.), and apparently everyone else too. This is an exchange that happened on Facebook, under the note version of my Laptop Giveaway post, between Savvy & Shida (who both sent in their responses via email). They made me cackle HARD at work. Savvy F. Baybeh: “I entered. **does the [...]
This is originally posted on House of IG, but I HAD to post it here for my Awesome(ly) Readers. This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. Get like HER! Me and the BFF, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Kindred emailed this pic to [...]
Yeah so what had happened with me writing a NEW post today was… *looking shifty*. I just ain’t. But I decided to repost one from House of IG from Nov. 12, 2008. (yes, I am plagiarizing myself but since I’m giving myself some credit, I will allow it). Thou shan’t judgeth me! Ashy Gary Gary [...]
In lieu of a real post (don’t judge me!), here’s some chats betwixt me and some IGs. VEG: the only thing that comforts me is knowing they will somehow both get theirs in the end. they are again dead to me. banished from my thoughtsLuvvie: 6 feet underVEG: girl. in a cryptLuvvie: lol an urnVEG: [...]
NaturallyAlise claimed victory in the first Dry Hair Battle, knocking me out w/ her Plies/Nas line. I didn’t think it would happen so soon, but here we are with Part II of the Dry Hair Battle betwixt NaturallyAlise and I. We were on Twitter being foolish and it turned into another Mane Event! This one [...]
Me and my eSis NaturallyAlise engage in a heated hair battle on a regular basis. Actually, daily. It started one day when I called her afro crunchy, and it hasn’t ended since. Below is a battle we had on Twitter today (which we are HOOKED on. I’m @LuvvieIg and she is @NaturallyAlise). Cool Kids now [...]
I have nightly gChats with my ePosse (PBG, Alise, & ZeeBaby), and they are always a hoot. This is one of them. Alise: I want mimes and unicorns at my funegroLuvvie: lmaoAlise: mimes are less scary @ me clownsLuvvie: hell naw they not. mimes r creepy as shit.ol’ touching nothing assesPBG: they sure as hell [...]
So, this convo was so IG I had to post it. How I tend to attract the MOST ignant folks is beyond me. Straight foolishness. PBG: i get the funniest ish from kidsNatAl: from the mouths of babesPBG: one of my preschool kids told my old ass hatin ass assistant “I don’t like your face”. [...]
