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Damp Sweatah, Dry Heart

The mid 90s were a boon to emotional, vulnerable @ss ninjas who loved to croon mediocre R&B ballads. But only one emo dude earns the title for Douchiest. Video. Ever. Behold, Mario Winans’ “I Don’t Wanna Know” with real-time commentary from me and Kindred. Luvvie: as he serenades himself with …

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Four Seasons of Angst and Linen

So y’all know me and Kindred love a good roast. A coupla weeks ago, we were in the mood to listen to some douchebaggery music (note: we call ultra sappy songs douchebag music because you can just picture some douche on YouTube playing it on an acoustic guitar. We LOVE …

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Madame Cameroon’s Lethal Side-Eye

This picture really is my everything. I have officially found myself a new role model. She is Chantal Biya, the First Lady of Cameroon. Me and one of my besties, Kindred had roast tourette’s from looking at this pic. Luvvie: What do I say to that??? Where do I begin, …

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Old Man Flirt

A couple of weeks ago, I was exhibiting at a conference in Boofooville, USA, where I am one of few melanin-blessed people. I’s minding my own bitness, sitting down behind my table on my MacBook when I hear: *clears throat* I look up to see this older Black man staring …

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Laptop Begging

See, FREE Rules Everything Around Me (F.R.E.A.M.), and apparently everyone else too. This is an exchange that happened on Facebook, under the note version of my Laptop Giveaway post, between Savvy & Shida (who both sent in their responses via email). They made me cackle HARD at work. Savvy F. …

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Ashy Gary

Yeah so what had happened with me writing a NEW post today was… *looking shifty*. I just ain’t. But I decided to repost one from House of IG from Nov. 12, 2008. (yes, I am plagiarizing myself but since I’m giving myself some credit, I will allow it). Thou shan’t …

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IG Chat Proper

In lieu of a real post (don’t judge me!), here’s some chats betwixt me and some IGs. VEG: the only thing that comforts me is knowing they will somehow both get theirs in the end. they are again dead to me. banished from my thoughtsLuvvie: 6 feet underVEG: girl. in …

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Dry Hair Battle II

NaturallyAlise claimed victory in the first Dry Hair Battle, knocking me out w/ her Plies/Nas line. I didn’t think it would happen so soon, but here we are with Part II of the Dry Hair Battle betwixt NaturallyAlise and I. We were on Twitter being foolish and it turned into …

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Dry Hair Battle

Me and my eSis NaturallyAlise engage in a heated hair battle on a regular basis. Actually, daily. It started one day when I called her afro crunchy, and it hasn’t ended since. Below is a battle we had on Twitter today (which we are HOOKED on. I’m @LuvvieIg and she …

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ePosse Chat

I have nightly gChats with my ePosse (PBG, Alise, & ZeeBaby), and they are always a hoot. This is one of them. Alise: I want mimes and unicorns at my funegroLuvvie: lmaoAlise: mimes are less scary @ me clownsLuvvie: hell naw they not. mimes r creepy as shit.ol’ touching nothing …

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