Tag: Kids
Facebook Ad FAIL
Facebook is feeling like the older brother who still wants to practice his guitar and go on tour with his garage band, except he’s 45 and balding. I’m not sure what this is supposed to mean but go with me here. It’s just been hella obnoxious to me lately, with their changes. And tryna keep [...]
Whose Birthday Cake is This?
I found my newest guilty pleasure in the website NoWayGirl.com. It is NOTHING but epic foolery in picture form. I came across one of their pictures and my side-eye was so strong my eyes hurt afterwards. Wait a minute. Wait a GAHTDAMB minute. IS that a cake with pistols, shotguns, bullets and grenades??? FOR A [...]
Jersey Shore, Janelle Monae, Rick Rozay: Kids Did Halloween RIGHT!
Halloween has come and go. We’ve all seen our share of the outrageous, ridiculous, and outta pocket. However, I want to show off some of THE BEST costumes I’ve seen yet. And they’ve been worn by kids. First we have… The amount of awesome in this pic is OFF. THE. CHAINS!!! They’re the cast of [...]
Kids or Shoes? I Pick Shoes.
Before I begin, let me say to the parents reading this blog that many kudos to you. You are awesome. And I’m sure your kids are EVERYTHING. Okay? And I’m in no way making some judgment on those who have kids. These are just my thoughts as a selfish twenty-something. No shade AT ALL. With [...]
Whose Baby Is This?
Ya know. I LOVE babies. Them so cute. Just by default since they’re so little. But sometimes, babies look less cuddly and more… how can I say this? Ah yes… unfortunate. I don’t like to use the word “ugly” because its ugly. I prefer less harsh descriptors. Like cutely challenged. Or facially unpleasant. However, the [...]
Whose Daughter Is This?
Someone’s daughter, niece, future baby mama, truant classmate decided it’d be a good idea for her to go get a giant “Follow Me” tattoo on her arm. She even has the Twitter bird included. iCan’t. I just CANNOT!
Babies having babies… in Jordan’s
I read an article the other about a 9-year-old Chinese girl who gave birth 2 weeks ago and my mouth dropped to the floor. What in the deuce?!? A 9-yr old having a baby? Of course this REEKS of some foul play but it got me to thinking. What is this world COMING to? At [...]
Dear Angelina & Madonna
This has been on my mind for a minute but I haven’t written about it. Then I found out that Madonna is going to Malawi to adopt yet another child. And, Iast night, I was sent 5 questions for a Blog Roundtable I’m doing over at TheFreshXpress today. So, this week’s original letter was relegated. [...]
Dear Baby Bangs Creator
Mkay so I thought I was gonna be done with the baby hairhattery foolishness for real, but apparently not. Yesterday morning, the creator of Baby Bangs left a comment on the blog I wrote about her idiotic product, so y’all know I gotta respond in a letter to her. I typically only write one letter [...]
Dear Future Mini Luvvie
Everywhere I look now, people are having kids. It’s like the 2nd Baby Boom. I’ve counted no less than 50 of my peers with kiddies in the past year. I have so many baby showers lined up that it makes no sense. Whatever’s in the water, I’m not having it. Also, in the past couple [...]
Baby Bangs Foolishness
So I was chatting with the ePosse on Gmail the other night when PBG decides she wanted to ruin my night by sending me a link. I click on it and was immediately appalled at the foolishness I witnessed. It’s a site called Baby Bangs! Hair Band. Yes, this is actually, the website’s description of [...]
Unfortunate Kiddies
So y’all know I love the Lawd (he hears my cries), and I’m on a perpetual journey to secure my place in His Glorious Golden Gates of Glittah. However, my IG and thoughts seem to be some obstacles I gotta get over. I was discussing this with my eSis ZeeBaby, and she was also concerned [...]
