Social Media

Facebook Ad FAIL

Facebook is feeling like the older brother who still wants to practice his guitar and go on tour with his garage band, except he’s 45 and balding. I’m not sure what this is supposed to mean but go with me here. It’s just been hella obnoxious to me lately, with …

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Whose is this?

Whose Birthday Cake is This?

I found my newest guilty pleasure in the website NoWayGirl.com. It is NOTHING but epic foolery in picture form. I came across one of their pictures and my side-eye was so strong my eyes hurt afterwards. Wait a minute. Wait a GAHTDAMB minute. IS that a cake with pistols, shotguns, …

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Jersey Shore, Janelle Monae, Rick Rozay: Kids Did Halloween RIGHT!

Halloween has come and go. We’ve all seen our share of the outrageous, ridiculous, and outta pocket. However, I want to show off some of THE BEST costumes I’ve seen yet. And they’ve been worn by kids. First we have… The amount of awesome in this pic is OFF. THE. …

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CultureLetters

Dear Angelina And Madonna (and Other African Kid Adopters)

This has been on my mind for a minute but I haven’t written about it. Then I found out that Madonna is going to Malawi to adopt yet another child. Dear Madonna & Angelina (and other African Kid Adopters), I would temper this with “No Offense” but I know it …

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Letters

Dear Baby Bangs Creator

Mkay so I thought I was gonna be done with the baby hairhattery foolishness for real, but apparently not. Yesterday morning, the creator of Baby Bangs left a comment on the blog I wrote about her idiotic product, so y’all know I gotta respond in a letter to her. I …

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LettersMy Life

Dear Future Mini Luvvie

Everywhere I look now, people are having kids. It’s like the 2nd Baby Boom. I’ve counted no less than 50 of my peers with kiddies in the past year. I have so many baby showers lined up that it makes no sense. Whatever’s in the water, I’m not having it. …

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Baby Bangs Foolishness
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Baby Bangs Foolishness

So I was chatting with the ePosse on Gmail the other night when PBG decides she wanted to ruin my night by sending me a link. I click on it and was immediately appalled at the foolishness I witnessed. It’s a site called Baby Bangs! Hair Band. Yes, this is …

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