Mannnnnnn listen. I’m secure in my brokeness. If someone was to ever sue me, all they’d get is my collection of 130 pairs of shoes and 2 sacks of long-grained white rice. I got a pot to piss in but the window to throw it out is nailed shut. And I’m alright with that. Then I [...]
My family member does accounting at a car dealership in *state name redacted*. Yesterday, she hit me up on BBM saying: Kin: “Guess who’s at the dealership buying a *small car*? Me: WHO? Kin: *legendary rapper name* Me: LMAO!!! Really??? Kin: He’s too big for that car. Me: RIGHT!!! LAWD!!! *1 hour later* Kin: Girl [...]
There are few things you can’t avoid in life, no matter how hard you try. These things include death, bad music and taxes. It’s so serious that when you die, they play bad music at your funegro, while the gubment sends a eulogy that reads “We know you ain’t here and all no more but [...]
I am notorious for never carrying cash. I mean, I could go weeks without ever touching paper money. My debit card IS my cash, and is swiped often enough to just really quit working one day. I realize this isn’t good, because often times when one does literally hand over the cash, the palms are [...]
In lieu of a real post (don’t judge me!), here’s some chats betwixt me and some IGs. VEG: the only thing that comforts me is knowing they will somehow both get theirs in the end. they are again dead to me. banished from my thoughtsLuvvie: 6 feet underVEG: girl. in a cryptLuvvie: lol an urnVEG: [...]
*Stands Up* “Hi, I’m Luvvie and I’m a shopaholic.”Everyone: “Hi Luvvie!”Yeah I’ve admitted this problem but I’ve been stuck on Step 1 since forever. I have been acting a good fool for the past month, ever since Black Friday. I’ve bought 3 pairs of boots, countless shirts, many pairs of jeans and four silk dresses [...]
