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The 2014 VMAs Reminded Me That I’m Getting Old

Fall TV is starting already and we still got 1 month of summer. The 2014 MTV Video Music Awards, which is usually in September happened last night at the Inglewood Forum. Within 15 minutes of watching the red carpet, hosted by Sway and a slew of skinny white girls I’d …

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Pink and Sisqo Serving Colored Hair Realness: Throwback Thursday

Remember the days when MTV was one of like two channels we loved? And being in the audience at TRL was a goal? And we used to legit have arguments about NSYNC vs. Backstreet Boys (NSYNC always. If you disagree, you’re dead ass wrong). MMHMM. You remember. That was also …

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My Comprehensive Review of the 2012 VMAs

I didn’t watch it. I was too busy not giving a damb. And watching the President of the United States SLAY at the DNC. So that is all. Did y’all watch it? How was it? P.S. LMAO!!! Don’t fight me for this post.

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10 Things That Happened at the 2011 VMAs

Many things happened during the 3-hour 2011 MTV VMAs. Many things. Very few of them was interesting. Most of the time I was watching it was spent yelling at the TV like “WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?!?” I think I knew 49.2% of the people present, which let me know that …

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Luvvie’s 2011 VMAs Live-Tweets Party

Stay tuned for my MTV Video Music Awards live-tweeting party, featuring live-tweeting from the most foolish and ratchet folks on Twitter. This eParty will start at 6pm CST today. So come back here and get epic tweets that’ll make you cackle till you drop. The following people’s tweets will be …

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Snooki is a NYTimes Bestselling Author. *faints*

First of all, I know some people are saying “Who is Snooki?” While others are asking “She wrote a book?” I bet no one is saying “I knew she’d be one.” Let me answer these questions one by one. Snooki is Nicole Polizzi of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” infamy (and I’m …

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Dear Taylor Swift, Please STFU and Get Over It

Taylor Swift got the nerve to go on this year’s VMAs and weep through her guitar onstage about an event that happened a year ago. And I’m about SICK of her. So here’s my letter. Dear Taylor Swift, Gurl you’re actually playing the clip of Kanye interrupting you from last …

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I Hated the VMAs (and Taylor Swift)

I want to go to MTV offices and kick every trashcan in the building for that awful ass awards show they put on last night. AWFUL I SAY. The PreShow Why was the preshow such a mixture of yawn, boring and dry? MTV could have kept that wack hour to …

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Luvvie’s MTV VMAs Live-Tweet Party

Stay tuned for my MTV Video Music Awards live-tweeting party, featuring live-tweeting from the most foolish and ratchet folks on Twitter. This eParty will start at 6pm CST today. So come back here and get epic tweets that’ll make you cackle till you drop. The following people’s tweets will be …

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2009 VMAs ROCKED

That may be the first time I’ve ever titled an awards show recap with anything good. This, my folks, is such a rarity. But yes, the VMAs was indeed entertaining. Here’s my recap. I live-tweeted the entire thing, and my running commentary makes everything better. It’s true. Ask somebody (BTW, …

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