I heard that Common and Drake had some rap beef going on, and word on the street is that it’s over Serena Williams. They’ve earned this week’s sternly-worded letter. Dear Common and Drake, Hey Lonnie. Hey Aubrey. I wanted to sit you both down to let you know that don’t nobody give a damb about [...]
Man, I be minding my own business when y’all bring stuff to my attention that I was previously oblivious to, thereby ruining my innocence and making me roast into oblivion. My homette, Veronica Marche, tweeted this link to me yesterday talmbout: “Where’s Luvvie? I need to know if she’s ever seen this video.” I, like [...]
Khia said Beyonce bit “My Neck, My Back” for her new video for “Party.” This is why she’s earned this sternly-worded letter. Dear Khia, You came out with “My Neck, My Back” in 2002 and that has been your claim to fame. You’re holding on TIGHT to it, I see, since you haven’t done much since. [...]
If you aren’t familiar with Ices Brown, well you need to get familiar. Her YouTube videos give me life. And by “give me life,” I mean make me cackle. Y’all can’t tell Ices that she ain’t the best dancer ever in life. And yes, I’m a lil mad her mama couldn’t spell “Isis” so… Anyway, [...]
Ok if you were born after 1990, you might not remember this too much but for us older than that folks, we recall VH1′s “Pop Up Video.” I used to LOVE that show, and I mentioned it when I talked about old shows I miss. I love behind-the-scenes stuffs. I’m the kind who will sit [...]
Stay tuned for my MTV Video Music Awards live-tweeting party, featuring live-tweeting from the most foolish and ratchet folks on Twitter. This eParty will start at 6pm CST today. So come back here and get epic tweets that’ll make you cackle till you drop. The following people’s tweets will be automatically streamed into the box [...]
Unless you’re living under a rock (or Debra Lee’s BET Awards dress), you know that Beyonce’s newest album “4″ just came out yesterday. That joint is prolly gon go like 8 times platinum soon because she’s a beast and whatnot. Who runs the world? BEY. Part of the reason that Queen Yawnce runs everything is, [...]
Now y’all KNOW my love of Adele. It was well-documented in the post I wrote a coupla weeks ago titled “Why I LOVE Adele.” Apparently, I ain’t the only one who thoroughly enjoys that plump Brit with a voice touched the the Lord! 98 comments and counting! One of my FAVE Adele songs is “Rolling [...]
My love affair with Adele began later than everyone else’s because, well, I’m always tardy for the party. First time I saw her was son some awards show last year singing “Chasing Pavements.” I was all “Who is this? She’s kinda tight.” But she fell off my radar for a bit because I don’t listen [...]
Soulja Boy is a bit of a degenerate. Dude thought putting white out on his sunglasses was fashion forward. And he slept with Kat Stacks, who is a walking STD. And he raps like he wrote his lyrics while drugged up on Tylenol PM AND Ambien. Just when I thought he couldn’t be more of an idiot than he is, I found out about something he said 3 years ago.
This letter to Lil Kim has been a long time coming. And everytime I lose my vigor to write it, something else happens. Sit back. Enjoy. Dear Lil Kim, Hey gurl hey. *deep sigh* You know I used to be a fan of yours, right? Your songs went HARD in the gahtdamb paint! “Crush on [...]
It is that time AGAIN! Award Show season is here, and this means my live-tweets party! As you know, Twitter makes every show worth watching. Stay tuned for my tweets from the most foolish and ratchet folks on Twitter. This eParty will start at 6:00pm CST on Sunday, February 13. So come back here and [...]
Ok. So everyone and their mama have been talking about Kanye West’s short film “Runaway.” It was highly anticipated. People pissed their pants in suspense. It was just hyped. I didn’t give much of a damb though. Just because I figured I’d see it when I saw it. However, I did go into it with [...]
