Lemme tell you all a story of what happened to me last week. So I went to a part one of my fave DJs (Dee Money) was throwing the night of Thanksgiving. I was minding my own business (as I always do O___o) when some short dude in a velvet blazer approached me.
I’m a lightweight when it comes to alcohol. I prefer the fruity drinks that taste like juice over taking shots. In fact, shots give me the heebie jeebies. Sometimes, I’ll take a shot if enough peer pressure is applied. But my face afterwards looks like the #10 on the medical pain chart. EEEWWWW!! I was [...]
One score and five years ago, my mother (and I guess my daddy) brought forth on this planet, a new daughter, conceived in awesomeness and dedicated to the proposition that she shall wake up and piss excellence, phoenix feathers and unicorn tears. This is all to say, IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!! *drops down and gets my [...]
Nigerians love to party. We come up with parties for everything. A child is born? Yorubas have a naming ceremony when he/she is 7 days old. This often comes with a naming part and a party following it, with or without the actual baby present. In fact, it’s best if the baby isn’t there. Tuesday? [...]
We’re having a party here today to celebrate because Awesomely Luvvie won “Best Humor Blog” in the Black Weblog Awards!!! *Anti Wall Slide**faints* *swoons**does jig* I won the popular votes, which means y’all voted for me the mostest! Like for real! *Faints again all dramatic-like* iSweahfo ALL of Queen Yawnce’s hairhats I ain’t think I [...]
I’d like to congratulate my homegirl O.N.E. on graduating from Law School. My homie is officially a LAWYER! Get it girllll!!! *does praise dance* I’m super uber proud of you, chick and this is only the beginning. I must address you by as “Attorney McEsquireFace” now. And this concludes any and all positivity in this [...]
This weekend, I went to my Alma Mater for an African Fashion Show held by an organization I used to be VP of. Afterward, me and some alums went to eat where we laughed ourselves into hurting vocal chords. Reminiscing is always a good time. So since we still wanted to hang, we somehow convinced [...]
