I just wrote two epic posts back-to-back and I’m all “Oh crap. Folks are gonna start thinking my blog is always this good.” So, I’d like for you all to lower your expectations this instant! I DEMAND IT! *shakes fists in your faces* HA! But really. I’m welcoming all the newbies to my blog. And [...]
I was on Tumblr when this came across my dashboard and I can’t stop laughing. Like I laughed too hard for life. I even did a HWHIERBRGRNG (Juanita Bynum Holy Ghost Cackle). Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, [...]
First of all, I’m hating on everyone who has the day off today and I say “you suck” with all the love I can muster. Lawd knows my bed was feeling extra good this murnting. Doesn’t help that the weekend went faster than a one minute man. Sidenote: Weekends should become 3 days. This whole [...]
“Damns are hard to come by in this here recession! Conserve, ration and give them wisely!” – @vinabean. (She’s so wise. If Buddha was a young Black fabulous woman, she’d be him.) In light of some grave world situations. I have realized that there are a bunch of things I don’t give a damb about. There’s [...]
I have taken my ig on the road. Surviving on a diet of mangoes, cookies, cracker barrel food (they made my eggs with shells. Who does that???) and lukewarm water. Unlike the weather in Chitown, heat is all around me. I’m sweating like Michael Jackson on decision day (hehe I keed, I keed). Will return [...]
I am the QUEEN of picture sluttery. However, this past weekend, a HUGE tragedy ensued, that shook me to my core. I accidentally dropped my camera on concrete at a picnic, and it broke and is unrepairable. When turned on, the screen looks like a spiderweb. Samsung WEPT. *CUES VIOLINS* It was only 6 months [...]
