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Dear Kelis, You’re Tryna Get HOW MUCH?

The letter below was originally posted August 24th, 2009. But wanted to repost because of the new developments.Nas now owes Kelis over $300,000. GAHTDAMB! If all she gon do with that money is continue to look like a cracked out Statue of Liberty, I disapprove! Messing with Kelis, Nas’ Rush …

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Old Man on Bus vs. Me

If I wasn’t the person that I am, you probably would have heard a national news story (with accompanying eyewitness YouTube vidjo because you know someone always catches it) about an “angry Black woman who put a beat down on a poor old man.” Yes, I’d be somewhere behind bars …

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Jesus Had Haters. YOU Have Side-eye Givers

You know who annoys the heck outta me? People who always talk about how they got haters. REGLASS people too. If I come across one more Facebook status talmbout “Haters are mad right now. They see me up there.” What haters? Up where? Who are you? Why are you on …

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Everyone has a show… even Mo’Nique

I’m still in Boofooville, USA for this conference. The city is small, but my hotel is nice. I could cartwheel, *WALL SLIDE* and do the Bro Franklin all up in my room. That’s how big it is. iDigs it. Plus the free WiFi in my room got a *fist pump* …

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I Hate Bad Blogging

I shall post my “Do’s and Don’ts of Blogging” tomorrow, but here’s a relevant entry from my compadre, Slim Jackson of Three Ways to Take It. We were having a conversation about how we’re both some Blog Snobs, and I asked him to grace my eCrib with his opinions on …

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Africa is Geography’s DMX

The other night, after watching the 10pm news on ABC, “Nightline” came on. I’m not a fan of that show, so I typically don’t watch it. Due to the fact that the remote control wasn’t within arm’s reach of me, and my sheer laziness, I sat there and watched “Nightline” …

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Foolish Rants from My Foolish Friends

Sometimes, we are so disturbed by certain subjects that they end in rants of Ig. Here are some. “Eeewww trick daddy looks like he got a yet to be discovered strain of the VeeDee. He jus sounds like his mouth harbors weapons of mass diseases. From now on, we shall …

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My Love/Hate Relationship with Facebook

I’ve been gone for a minute, now I’m back it’s the JUMP OFF (lol excuse my bout of urban youthery. I couldn’t help myself). Anyway, it’s been a while since I wrote a note, and I didn’t watch the BET HIP Hop Awards because I wanted to hold on to …

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The 2007 BET Awards SUCKED!

The BET Awards was a 3-hour LOWLIGHT. Here is what stuck out to me: *They cheated Kelly Rowland w/ that JANK intro from Beyonce. How is B just gonna abruptly end her performance to half-heartedly say “Introducing Kelly Rowland”??? BOGUS! *Why did Kelly sound so bad? Was she out of …

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Do You Know What Grinds My Gears???

–People who are unwitty. I guess I’m used to being around such hilarious folks that when I come across those that don’t make me chuckle, I can’t help but mean mug –People who are pretentious (pseudo-poets, those who claim to only listen to Neo-Soul, and those who act serious all …

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