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Dear Kelis

Dear Kelis

[ 61 ] April 13, 2010

The letter below was originally posted August 24th, 2009. But wanted to repost because of the new developments.Nas now owes Kelis over $300,000. GAHTDAMB! If all she gon do with that money is continue to look like a cracked out Statue of Liberty, I disapprove! Messing with Kelis, Nas’ Rush Card don got deactivated. Po’ [...]

Old Man on Bus vs. Me

Old Man on Bus vs. Me

[ 30 ] March 17, 2010

If I wasn’t the person that I am, you probably would have heard a national news story (with accompanying eyewitness YouTube vidjo because you know someone always catches it) about an “angry Black woman who put a beat down on a poor old man.” Yes, I’d be somewhere behind bars with Remy Ma and Da [...]

Jesus had haters. You have side-eye givers

Jesus had haters. You have side-eye givers

[ 42 ] March 15, 2010

You know who annoys the heck outta me? People who always talk about how they got haters. Reg’lah ass people too. If I come across one more Facebook status talmbout “Haters are mad right now. They see me up there.” What haters??? Up where??? Who are you? Why are you on my friends’ list? If [...]

Everyone has a show… even Mo’Nique

Everyone has a show… even Mo’Nique

[ 0 ] October 8, 2009

I’m still in Boofooville, USA for this conference. The city is small, but my hotel is nice. I could cartwheel, *WALL SLIDE* and do the Bro Franklin all up in my room. That’s how big it is. iDigs it. Plus the free WiFi in my room got a *fist pump* from me. But yeah, y’all [...]

I Hate Bad Blogging

I Hate Bad Blogging

[ 64 ] September 23, 2009

I shall post my “Do’s and Don’ts of Blogging” tomorrow, but here’s a relevant entry from my compadre, Slim Jackson of Three Ways to Take It. We were having a conversation about how we’re both some Blog Snobs, and I asked him to grace my eCrib with his opinions on some things that bloggers do [...]

Dear Bitter Broads

Dear Bitter Broads

[ 6 ] May 28, 2009

Today has been proclaimed “Angsty Thursday” by me (also known as “weekday” here on AweLuv), so across the blogs of the ePosse and the IGs, people are posting about people or things that piss them off. Also participating in Angsty Thursday is House of IG, NaturallyAlise, PBG and KindredSmile. Well this week’s sternly-worded letter is [...]

Africa is Geography’s DMX

Africa is Geography’s DMX

[ 23 ] May 26, 2009

The other night, after watching the 10pm news on ABC, “Nightline” came on. I’m not a fan of that show, so I typically don’t watch it. Due to the fact that the remote control wasn’t within arm’s reach of me, and my sheer laziness, I sat there and watched “Nightline” come on. The topic was [...]

Black Card Reneged

Black Card Reneged

[ 6 ] May 18, 2009

I’d like to congratulate my homegirl O.N.E. on graduating from Law School. My homie is officially a LAWYER! Get it girllll!!! *does praise dance* I’m super uber proud of you, chick and this is only the beginning. I must address you by as “Attorney McEsquireFace” now. And this concludes any and all positivity in this [...]

Cabbie Chronicles Continues

Cabbie Chronicles Continues

[ 1 ] April 24, 2009

So this is an emergency post, which usually comes when I need to go off about something that just happened. I’m STILL heated. Seriously, Chicago Cab Drivers are officially the bane of my existence. One of my uncles is a cab driver, and I respect him SO MUCH. So he is an exception to this [...]

Undergrad Den of Iniquity

Undergrad Den of Iniquity

[ 1 ] March 16, 2009

This weekend, I went to my Alma Mater for an African Fashion Show held by an organization I used to be VP of. Afterward, me and some alums went to eat where we laughed ourselves into hurting vocal chords. Reminiscing is always a good time. So since we still wanted to hang, we somehow convinced [...]

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