Tag: Rants

Dear Kelis, You’re Tryna Get HOW MUCH?

[ 63 ] April 13, 2010 |
Dear Kelis, You’re Tryna Get HOW MUCH?

The letter below was originally posted August 24th, 2009. But wanted to repost because of the new developments.Nas now owes Kelis over $300,000. GAHTDAMB! If all she gon do with that money is continue to look like a cracked out Statue of Liberty, I disapprove! Messing with Kelis, Nas’ Rush Card don got deactivated. Po’ […]

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Old Man on Bus vs. Me

[ 30 ] March 17, 2010 |
Old Man on Bus vs. Me

If I wasn’t the person that I am, you probably would have heard a national news story (with accompanying eyewitness YouTube vidjo because you know someone always catches it) about an “angry Black woman who put a beat down on a poor old man.” Yes, I’d be somewhere behind bars with Remy Ma and Da […]

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Jesus Had Haters. YOU Have Side-eye Givers

[ 54 ] March 15, 2010 |
Jesus Had Haters. YOU Have Side-eye Givers

You know who annoys the heck outta me? People who always talk about how they got haters. REGLASS people too. If I come across one more Facebook status talmbout “Haters are mad right now. They see me up there.” What haters? Up where? Who are you? Why are you on my friends’ list? If your […]

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Everyone has a show… even Mo’Nique

[ 0 ] October 8, 2009 |
Everyone has a show… even Mo’Nique

I’m still in Boofooville, USA for this conference. The city is small, but my hotel is nice. I could cartwheel, *WALL SLIDE* and do the Bro Franklin all up in my room. That’s how big it is. iDigs it. Plus the free WiFi in my room got a *fist pump* from me. But yeah, y’all […]

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I Hate Bad Blogging

[ 66 ] September 23, 2009 |
I Hate Bad Blogging

I shall post my “Do’s and Don’ts of Blogging” tomorrow, but here’s a relevant entry from my compadre, Slim Jackson of Three Ways to Take It. We were having a conversation about how we’re both some Blog Snobs, and I asked him to grace my eCrib with his opinions on some things that bloggers do […]

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Africa is Geography’s DMX

[ 25 ] May 26, 2009 |
Africa is Geography’s DMX

The other night, after watching the 10pm news on ABC, “Nightline” came on. I’m not a fan of that show, so I typically don’t watch it. Due to the fact that the remote control wasn’t within arm’s reach of me, and my sheer laziness, I sat there and watched “Nightline” come on. The topic was […]

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Foolish Rants from My Foolish Friends

[ 0 ] August 15, 2008 |
Foolish Rants from My Foolish Friends

Sometimes, we are so disturbed by certain subjects that they end in rants of Ig. Here are some. “Eeewww trick daddy looks like he got a yet to be discovered strain of the VeeDee. He jus sounds like his mouth harbors weapons of mass diseases. From now on, we shall call “him” yuck mouth. He […]

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My Love/Hate Relationship with Facebook

[ 0 ] October 29, 2007 |
My Love/Hate Relationship with Facebook

I’ve been gone for a minute, now I’m back it’s the JUMP OFF (lol excuse my bout of urban youthery. I couldn’t help myself). Anyway, it’s been a while since I wrote a note, and I didn’t watch the BET HIP Hop Awards because I wanted to hold on to the few brain cells I […]

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The 2007 BET Awards SUCKED!

[ 4 ] June 29, 2007 |
The 2007 BET Awards SUCKED!

The BET Awards was a 3-hour LOWLIGHT. Here is what stuck out to me: *They cheated Kelly Rowland w/ that JANK intro from Beyonce. How is B just gonna abruptly end her performance to half-heartedly say “Introducing Kelly Rowland”??? BOGUS! *Why did Kelly sound so bad? Was she out of breath from dancing too hard? […]

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Do You Know What Grinds My Gears???

[ 2 ] May 3, 2007 |
Do You Know What Grinds My Gears???

–People who are unwitty. I guess I’m used to being around such hilarious folks that when I come across those that don’t make me chuckle, I can’t help but mean mug –People who are pretentious (pseudo-poets, those who claim to only listen to Neo-Soul, and those who act serious all the time). 1. You’re not […]

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21 VERY random questions that popped in my head

[ 1 ] April 3, 2007 |
21 VERY random questions that popped in my head

1. Why has Diana Ross been rocking THE SAME weave/wig since the ’70s??? She cant go get a new Yaki at Sally’s or something? 2. Why are the most EFFed up people the MAIN ones to criticize and offer advise? People in rose-colored glass condos shouldn’t throw boulders. 3. Why does Tweety bird have such […]

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20 Random Questions

[ 1 ] March 8, 2007 |
20 Random Questions

*Al Roker has got to be in my top 5 most ANNOYING ass public figures. I wouldn’t call him a celebrity b/c if I saw that fool on the street, 1)I wouldn’t give a care, or 2) I’d mistake him for a man in a black tortoise costume. He irks my nerves. *I debated Newsfeeds […]

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Luvvie’s Rules of Fashion

[ 3 ] November 22, 2006 |
Luvvie’s Rules of Fashion

Aight, so no one died and made me the Queen of Fashion…but write I shall about the rules that I make for myself *It’s my Blog and I can do as I please :-p*. Now… Luvvie’s Rules of Fashion —————————— These rules are some of the basics I live by, and are in no particular […]

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