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See all those lines in his forehead? Hate shows up on your face. That's why Mel is aging in dog years. Hmph.

Dear Mel Gibson, Please STFU

[ 15 ] July 8, 2010

So Gawker released an article last week saying that Mel Gibson went on a diatribe against his ex. “You look like a fucking pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n*ggers, it will be your fault.” – Mel Gibson to his wife. THAT is why Mel has earned this week’s [...]

Dontchu Hear Me Calling You, Miss Honay?

Dontchu Hear Me Calling You, Miss Honay?

[ 20 ] June 11, 2010

On the day I seent this vidjo, my life changed for the better. I proceeded to watch it no less than 20 times. And I cried laughing each time. My ace boon, Kiarri et moi watched it and DAHD together. Our conversation about it is below (this was originally written on 3/2/2009 and posted on [...]

Whose Daughter Is This?

Whose Daughter Is This?

[ 25 ] June 9, 2010

Someone’s daughter, niece, future baby mama, truant classmate decided it’d be a good idea for her to go get a giant “Follow Me” tattoo on her arm. She even has the Twitter bird included. iCan’t. I just CANNOT!

Feeling yourself huh? Yeah naw. You look a complete mess.

Dear Rihanna, the hair…

[ 31 ] June 7, 2010

You got the SAME haircut Jim Carrey had in “Dumb & Dumber” and then dyed it with red Kool-Aid. What hairdresser agreed to doing your hair like this??? You clearly got too many “Yes” men around you.

Friday Foolishness: The Cuss Out Heard ‘Round the World

Friday Foolishness: The Cuss Out Heard ‘Round the World

[ 16 ] May 28, 2010

I came across this post while reading Shay D Lady’s blog and I laughed so hard I started hiccuping. I asked her if I could repost here and she kindly obliged. THIS is true Friday Foolishness. —– I went to my daughter’s “Honors Day” program. My child has made either teacher’s honor roll or principal’s [...]

What the hell you got on, Liza?!? Is that an adhesive bra? Is that saran wrap? iCANNOT!

Dear Liza Minelli. No to “Single Ladies”

[ 15 ] May 25, 2010

Liza Minnelli did a version of Beyonce’s “Single Ladies.” I’m murked. If you don’t getcho geriatric, eau de Ben Gay self and go be qwat somewhere! What are YOU doing singing “Single Ladies?”

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