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Dear Roach that Punked Me Last Night

Dear Roach that Punked Me Last Night

[ 49 ] October 4, 2011

I saw a roach in my apartment last night. And it punked me. So I decided to write it a sternly-worded letter. Dear Roach, You won this round. And might win the entire battle too. I’ve yet to come to terms with your presence in my crib. In fact, I might just let you have [...]

THE GOUT?!?

WebMD is a Hypochondriac. Or Just Dramatic

[ 26 ] July 14, 2010

The Information SuperHighway aka The Innawebs is a gift and a curse. Remember when you had to go to the library to find out something? And then we got computers in the crib and Microsoft Encarta was the joint! (Yes, we fancy, huh?) Anyway, now that we have Google, all types of information is at [...]

Dear PETA

Dear PETA

[ 11 ] July 14, 2009

Disclaimer: If this is old news, blame it on the fact that I wrote it 2 weeks ago to be posted on RiPPa’s blog. The other day, I was in my office when all of a sudden a huge fly comes swirling around out of nowhere. You already know about my fear of creepy crawlers. [...]

Things That Are Scary At Me

Things That Are Scary At Me

[ 11 ] June 8, 2009

Mkay so we’re all family here at AweLuv right? We s’posed to be able to be open with one another. Wells, I got some confessions. Y’all already know that I’m a thug. Despite that, there are a coupla things that take me out my element and make me go “EEK!!!” These things are scary at [...]

I Have Shark Mouth

I Have Shark Mouth

[ 19 ] February 23, 2009

My smile is huge, and you get to see a lot of teefs. My sis makes fun of me for it but I can’t help it. In fact, I look JUST like the AIM smiley. The shut eyes plus the white blinging teeth is ALL me. In fact, I was thisclose to pursuing a case [...]

Facebook Foolishness

Facebook Foolishness

[ 16 ] February 18, 2009

I wrote a while back about my Love/Hate Relationship with Facebook, and everything I said there still stands. This is just a continuation. *Newsfeed Comments – Now that Facebook allows you to comment on any and everything, people really don’t know how to act. Etiquette don went out the window, like Lil Kim’s draws would [...]

5pm Shadows at Noon

5pm Shadows at Noon

[ 8 ] January 12, 2009

This post originally appeared on my other blog, House of IG aka IGville. (If you dig this blog, you’ll LOVE Igville). One of the BIGGEST pet peeves of mine (aka Things that Grind my Gears) is the presence of excessive facial hair on women. This includes Ashanti (yes, the “singer”) sideburns that would make Isaac [...]

Scary Ish

Scary Ish

[ 9 ] October 23, 2008

I’m a thug in so many ways (sharrap all of you!). But I will admit that there are certain things that rattle me a bit. Fine, there are MANY things in life that scare me. These include: The threat of a worldwide rice shortage (What will I eat, Lawd?? I’d just fade away) The dark [...]

Roaches in my Cube

Roaches in my Cube

[ 6 ] October 13, 2008

Before we start, I’d like to say YAYYYYY!! The Googles digs me! They gave my blog the “Best Blog of the Day” Award. I am GEEKED beyond reason, and I’m currently doing a jig, shuck, jive, and a slight scooting motion. THANKS GOOGLES!! Anywho, WELCOME TO GUEST BLOGGER’S WEEK ON LUVVIE’S RANDOM RANTS!!!!! *Crowd goes [...]

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