Serena Williams NYMag
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Dear Serena Williams, So You’re Just Gonna Be This Flawless Effortlessly? Ok.

Serena. I SAY, SERENA. GIRL STAHP. Why did you just do this to all of us? Your New York Magazine cover and editorial is the reason people write songs and poems and whatnots. I wanna pen some haikus and limericks in your honor because GAHTDAMB. I bet Common used one …

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Serena Williams Ass
Famous folks

Serena Williams’ Ass is My Spirit Animal

Serena Williams’ ass is my spirit animal. I have said it once and I will say it again. Seriously. As one who wasn’t blessed with a lot of junk in her trunk, I do have ass envy. Remember the post I dedicated to Erykah Badu’s Badonk? Yes. I ALREADY HAD …

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