Tag: Serena Williams

Dear Caroline Wozniacki, Mocking Serena’s Body? You TRIED It

[ 62 ] December 11, 2012 |
Dear Caroline Wozniacki, Mocking Serena’s Body? You TRIED It

I tell ya. People are getting too big for their britches nowadays and they clearly need to be snatched back into their lanes. This latest sternly-worded letter was earned by Caroline Wozniacki, tennis player and consummate loser. Dear Caroline Wozniacki, Girl, you REALLY tried it. You tried it so hard that your failure is embarrassing. […]

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Serena Williams’ Ass is My Spirit Animal

[ 55 ] July 14, 2011 |
Serena Williams’ Ass is My Spirit Animal

Serena Williams’ ass is my spirit animal. I have said it once and I will say it again. Seriously. As one who wasn’t blessed with a lot of junk in her trunk, I do have ass envy. Remember the post I dedicated to Erykah Badu’s Badonk? Yes. I ALREADY HAD ASS ENVY! Then I saw […]

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I Don’t Have a Booty for a Reason

[ 7 ] October 20, 2008 |
I Don’t Have a Booty for a Reason

Ya know, I am a firm believer that the GOOD Lawd knew what He was doing when He gave people certain assets. For me, it was an overdose of Ig. Like for real, the day he was giving out sense, I missed the line because I was too busy getting second helpings of rice. So […]

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