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Party time! 150th Post eShindig

[ 39 ] April 12, 2009 |
Party time! 150th Post eShindig

Welcome to the 150th post on Awesomely Luvvie!!! My butler Benson has the day off but take off your coat and stay awhile. I’d prefer you take off your shoes since I just bought new carpet. Hope your socks don’t have holes in them or anything. Help yourself to the rice buffet (white rice, fried […]

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Webiquette Grinds my Gears

[ 24 ] April 5, 2009 |
Webiquette Grinds my Gears

“You know what grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You’re a… You’re out there jumping around and I’m just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, […]

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BlackPlanet is Black Hole of Irrelevance

[ 22 ] March 31, 2009 |
BlackPlanet is Black Hole of Irrelevance

Social networking makes the world go round nowadays. In my High School days, I used to eHang on AOL Instant Messenger, highschoolclub.com (remember that?), and of course BlackPlanet. There were many lunchtimes when we’d all go into the computer lab to update our BP pages on some “Girl, did you see my new picture???”. Just […]

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So I Got Kicked Out of a Cab

[ 24 ] March 29, 2009 |
So I Got Kicked Out of a Cab

I am notorious for never carrying cash. I mean, I could go weeks without ever touching paper money. My debit card IS my cash, and is swiped often enough to just really quit working one day. I realize this isn’t good, because often times when one does literally hand over the cash, the palms are […]

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Baby Bangs Foolishness

[ 34 ] March 22, 2009 |
Baby Bangs Foolishness

So I was chatting with the ePosse on Gmail the other night when PBG decides she wanted to ruin my night by sending me a link. I click on it and was immediately appalled at the foolishness I witnessed. It’s a site called Baby Bangs! Hair Band. Yes, this is actually, the website’s description of […]

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The Subpar Grammys 09

[ 16 ] February 9, 2009 |
The Subpar Grammys 09

*Sigh* I feel like the Grammy’s robbed 3.5 hrs of my young life that I shall never see again. It gets suckier by the year but I always tune in anyway. It’s almost sadistic. I tweeted the entire time, and I’m using my Tweets as my outline (and copying and pasting certain things) so if […]

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Do Your Damn JOB!!!

[ 17 ] January 28, 2009 |
Do Your Damn JOB!!!

***GUEST BLOGGERS WEEK*** Hey folks. Today’s guest blogger is Tea, and she is a ranting extraordinaire. Y’all remember when I went off about how you can’t call anyone’s customer service hotline without getting some Apu caricature, and how it pisses me off. Well she understands my plight. Check out her blog for some more rants. […]

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A letter to the HAT

[ 24 ] January 26, 2009 |
A letter to the HAT

Guest Blogger’s Week will start tomorrow. I was moved to write this letter to a national hero. Aretha: Mmhmm! You can’t tell me SH*T. I know you see me! Don’t hate. Appreciate. Dearest Ms. Franklin’s Hat, You came, you sang (on top of Re-Re’s head), and you conquered (the hearts of a WHOLE nation. Hell, […]

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Coldest Winter Ever

[ 14 ] January 15, 2009 |
Coldest Winter Ever

And no, I’m not referring to the most overrated piece of urban literature (I even use “literature” loosely) known to man. It’s -26 degrees (feels like it anyway) right now in the Chi. That is a screenshot I took of weather.com. Like in REAL life, not virtual. it’s reported that this is the coldest it […]

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Dry Hair Battle II

[ 23 ] January 13, 2009 |
Dry Hair Battle II

NaturallyAlise claimed victory in the first Dry Hair Battle, knocking me out w/ her Plies/Nas line. I didn’t think it would happen so soon, but here we are with Part II of the Dry Hair Battle betwixt NaturallyAlise and I. We were on Twitter being foolish and it turned into another Mane Event! This one […]

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Dry Hair Battle

[ 27 ] January 8, 2009 |
Dry Hair Battle

Me and my eSis NaturallyAlise engage in a heated hair battle on a regular basis. Actually, daily. It started one day when I called her afro crunchy, and it hasn’t ended since. Below is a battle we had on Twitter today (which we are HOOKED on. I’m @LuvvieIg and she is @NaturallyAlise). Cool Kids now […]

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I Hate Winter

[ 13 ] November 21, 2008 |
I Hate Winter

I just can’t cope. I’m not sure why it hits me hard every year like its the first time, but I hate cold weather/winter like crackheads love gingivitis!!! I mean really. This ish is ridiculous. Today is like 20 degrees below obscene in Chicago (ok, its 17 degrees, but you get my point). I walked […]

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Things Grown People Should NOT Wear

[ 14 ] September 23, 2008 |
Things Grown People Should NOT Wear

Now on to the final segment of the series. Things GROWN People should not wear **Grills. The South is the main reason I actually have to list this. I believe that grills are synonymous with the Yuckmouth Syndrome. This refers to my expectations that if you are rocking grills, then your oral hygiene is probably […]

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