Awards

NAACP Image Awards Nominees FAIL

Remember when the NAACP used to be really relevant? Back in the days of Rosa and Thurgood? Yeah… the good old days O__o. And sometime last year, they decided to symbolically bury the world “Nigger.” Bless their hearts for trying to still matter. Anyway… well, they just released their Image …

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American Music Awards was Underwhelming

I was thisclose to not writing a blog recap for this since I live-streamed last night. But one of y’all threatened to *WALL SLIDE* if I didn’t lol. Anywho, here goes nothing… Highlights *Janet Jackson‘s opening performance was dope. In spite of the fact that she swagger jacked a jockey’s …

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Childhood shows rocked, especially Sesame Street

For the past 6 days, Google has been featuring custom logos with Sesame Street logos in honor of the show’s 40th anniversary. Each custom logo made me squeal like a 4-year old and I surely checked at midnight every day to see the new one. (Add this to list of …

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BET Hip Hop Awards was Wack (it didn’t disappoint)

So the BET Hip Hop Awards were last night, and I had to watch (especially after my sis called me to tell me she’ll expect my recap in the morning. All that pressha). I did the usual and live-tweeted it. Foolery ensued. Since BET Awards was nothing but lowlights, I’mo …

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Famous folks

Everyone has a show… even Mo’Nique

I’m still in Boofooville, USA for this conference. The city is small, but my hotel is nice. I could cartwheel, *WALL SLIDE* and do the Bro Franklin all up in my room. That’s how big it is. iDigs it. Plus the free WiFi in my room got a *fist pump* …

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2009 VMAs ROCKED

That may be the first time I’ve ever titled an awards show recap with anything good. This, my folks, is such a rarity. But yes, the VMAs was indeed entertaining. Here’s my recap. I live-tweeted the entire thing, and my running commentary makes everything better. It’s true. Ask somebody (BTW, …

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Letter

Dear Lil Mama (and ABDC)

So last night was the Season 4 premier of America’s Best Dance Crew and I tuned in to watch because nothing else was on and Sundays on TV suck majorly. It just never ceases to amaze me as to how random the judging panel on that show is. I really …

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Dear BET, iQuit U

This week’s sternly-worded letter has been well-earned, and quite the opposite of the last letter I wrote. With that being said, I must warn folks. I don’t even like to cuss that much in REAL life. However, I may be slightly vulgar in this letter because I’s pissed. Lawd, is …

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BET Awards 09 = Flipping Tables

As you all know the BET Awards was yesterday. This is part 1 of two posts on the most overhyped yet underdelivering event of the year. I decided to split it into 2 posts because it got so long and I hadn’t properly cussed BET out yet. So Part 2 …

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MTV Movie Awards was EPIC Fail

Y’all already know what time it is. AWARDS SHOW REVIEW TIME!! *crowd goes wild* (and by “crowd”, I mean “no one”). The victim is the MTV Movie Awards, which isn’t known to be the best, despite MTV’s lax standards of etiquette. Anywho, I live-tweeted the show, and my followers were …

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