So the other day. I decided to put on my Facebook fan page that folks can feel free to share any photos, videos or stories of foolery that they find. Why? Because MI FB page es SU FB page. Or so I thought. I don’t e’em know why I did that. I shoulda KNOWN my [...]
Ladies and gentlefools. You know when I post back to back in a day, I mean business. Well I had to post about this as it came across my gchat. Afrobella sent me this link and I went AWF!!! Like cussing tourette’s. A “Ghetto Fab Wig?” You have GOT to be kidding me! I just [...]
I was minding my own business on Facebook when I came across something on Chris Alexander’s Facebook page (the fool behind ColoredBoy.net). Listen. Everyone can’t have cute feet. This is why God created closed-toed shoes and boots. What in all that is good an reasonable told this woman that it was okay to stuff her [...]
So I was checking out Fail Blog when I saw the picture below. But umm… Whose ridiculous ass mama is this? At first, I went “Why is she trying to plug that baby’s toes into the socket? Isn’t that dangerous???” Then I went “Wait. Wait. She’s teaching the baby how to pole dance!” Then I [...]
Ya know. I LOVE babies. Them so cute. Just by default since they’re so little. But sometimes, babies look less cuddly and more… how can I say this? Ah yes… unfortunate. I don’t like to use the word “ugly” because its ugly. I prefer less harsh descriptors. Like cutely challenged. Or facially unpleasant. However, the [...]
This has been my Twitter background for the past week. Many people have quit me because of it. But I ask… Oh… it’s Lil Wayne. With a slight blue tint. I wonder who he commissioned to make this self-portrait. *squints eyes* (-__-) *throws shade* *walks away whistling* *inserts obligatory “Free Weezy” here*
I was on MissJia.com when I saw this picture below. And I was forced to save it and make it my Twitter background. I think at least once an hour, someone tweets me talmbout “WHAT IS THAT?!?” I don’t even… I just… *facepalm* WHAT (not who) is this? Where do I start? I’ma make a [...]
I introduce you to Allen E. Brown aka APimpNamedSlickFront aka The Pimp Who Murked Me. He is actually a pimp in New Jersey who was running a prostitution ring, and ended up being sentenced to 18 years in jail. I took ONE look at this picture and had roast tourette’s. Let’s make a list of ALL the things that are wrong with this picture. I’d probably save time if I listed everything that was right = NOT A DAMB THING!
Whose ratchet ol’ cousin is this?!? I saw this picture and wanted to go kick every trashcan in a 5-mile radius. There’s sooo much tomfoolery in this picture that I don’t even know where to start. Fine, I guess we’ll work our way down from the top. First he has colored contacts. Then braids. With Jolly Rancher beads. iCan’t.
