So I’m one of those people who has roasted Ugg boots to pieces over the years. They tend to look like brown foot casts and look utterly shapeless. I think what REALLY ruined them for me was how folks started wearing them in summer, with short shorts on. looks at Britney Spears Yeah YOU BRIT! [...]
Y’all already know this winter has been on some Kentucky Freeze-A-b*tch type stuff. It’s been horrendous. I’ve quit Chicago a plethora of times, telling it to pack its sh*t and GO and I meant it. It actually had the nerve to be -11 for a couple of days. What in the not-so-hot pits of Dereon [...]
And no, I’m not referring to the most overrated piece of urban literature (I even use “literature” loosely) known to man. It’s -26 degrees (feels like it anyway) right now in the Chi. That is a screenshot I took of weather.com. Like in REAL life, not virtual. it’s reported that this is the coldest it [...]
Seriously, I was going to write an entry today but I stepped outside, and I believe my brain fluid froze. Chicago ain’t SH*T for this weather. How cold is it, you ask? According to weather.com, It is currently 8 degrees, but the wind chill makes it feel like 11 degrees below zero. Yes, ELEVEN DEGREES [...]
Ya know, construction workers are not the only ones whose jobs are directly affected by this weather. There is another group of working folks that we should all be concerned about: Hookers (of the street walking variety. Not call girls, because call girls really do have representation. And they don’t have to walk any streets. [...]
I just can’t cope. I’m not sure why it hits me hard every year like its the first time, but I hate cold weather/winter like crackheads love gingivitis!!! I mean really. This ish is ridiculous. Today is like 20 degrees below obscene in Chicago (ok, its 17 degrees, but you get my point). I walked [...]
It’s colder than Cruella Deville’s heart in Chicago. Will be back on Friday though with an actual post.
*Singing* “My kind of town, Chicago is…” I love Chicago, LAWD KNOWS I DO!! But if this city’s weather is not crazy, I don’t know what is. I mean SHEESH! A week and a half ago, it was 80 degrees and sunny. The type of weather that makes birds sing, crickets chirp extra loudly, skipping [...]
