Tag: YouTube
Old White Folks Rapping For Jesus
You know? The internet is truly the Den of Iniquity. When I was sent the link of the video below, the moment I pressed play, I realized I shoulda just walked away. Because. For reasons. Just watch. *faints* Iunno if this is real or not but West Dubuque 2nd Church of Christ is fool of [...]
YouTube is the Devil. This Video is Proof
Someone sent me a link to this video below. And I watched it for 3 minutes before quitting. Because I TRULY had many “WHAT THE DEUCE??” moments. And it made me want to call my internet provider and cuss them out for allowing me to have wifi and the signal needed to view this. Umm… [...]
My Hair is LAIDT Like Funky Dineva
In case y’all haven’t noticed, lately I have enjoyed talmbout how my hair is LAIDT but lemme tell you where I got it from: Funky Dineva. He makes YouTube vids talmbout how LAYED his hair is and each one is better than the last. He dons a different hairhat in each video and proceeds to [...]
Patti LaHelle Wins The YouTubes With “The Uninvited”
And yes, I meant “The YouTubes.” I first discovered Patti LaHelle’s videos in September when I saw the “Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner” video and I was slayed DEADT! Well there’s a new one and it is chock full of gems. *lays out* My favorite lines: Whitney: “Team Jesus. Team Soldiers for Christ. THAT’s the [...]
Hitting High Notes is Hard. See This Girl’s Struggle
I bet y’all thought I was talking about *insert singer’s name here* right? Nope! I wasn’t even being shadeful. I’m talmbout a little girl who tried singing Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” and when she keeps failing, she starts hollering. Literally. Put some headphones on if you’re around people and see this foolery. [...]
Funniest Rap Battles EVER. DeShawnRaw is Hilarious!
I tend to avoid Youtube sometimes because I know I’ll get sucked into the black hole of endless videos and never leave. But the day I found DeShawn Raw’s videos, I really won. Him and his crew of dudes have taken on doing rap battles that are parodies of real ones and when I tell [...]
Lil B the Based Has a Message for You
Last night, I logged on to Twitter before bed, against my own better judgment. I saw that “GOT AIDS” was a worldwide trending topic, and once again, against my own instincts, I clicked. What I found was this: BTW, NSFW because of lyrics. Use headphones or something. *blank stare* Sooo… Ummm… Well… It’s a positive [...]
Ices Brown: Dancing Machine
If you aren’t familiar with Ices Brown, well you need to get familiar. Her YouTube videos give me life. And by “give me life,” I mean make me cackle. Y’all can’t tell Ices that she ain’t the best dancer ever in life. And yes, I’m a lil mad her mama couldn’t spell “Isis” so… Anyway, [...]
TypeF and YouTube Can Lead You Astray
And in the case of Tyra Banks’ Type F YouTube Channel, which is related to her TypeF website, folks are going to be led all types of wrong ways. I’m not sure if Tyra just handed over the management of that YouTube page to someone she REALLY trusts so she never checks it but she [...]
Cutest Grandparents EVER and Their Webcam Struggle
I love old people so murch. They are hilarious, especially when it comes to their discovery of anything technology-related. One of my followers (@LaCienegaB) tweeted me this link from ABC7, of Bruce and Esther Huffman trying to figure out how to work their webcam. Their granddaughter had apparently tried to teach them at one point [...]
Pole Dancing for Jesus. I Have Seen It All
A couple of weeks ago, when I talked bout how someone needs to come get Juanita Bynum and her keyboard Holy Ghost stomping, one of my commenters (named Jazz) asked if I had heard of the gospel pole dancer. I had not, so I asked her to drop a link or it didn’t happen. She [...]
This McDonald’s Ad Parody is Hilarity!
Ok so y’all know how McDonald’s always has Black folks shucking and jiving in their commercials? Yeah… you know. Like the only way they know how to market to us colored folks is to include someone singing while eating one of their kill you slowly foods. Because you know we can only relate to dancing [...]
Handicapped Love Pockets? iCan’t.
The internet is the Den of Iniquity. Yes. The ENTIRE interwebs. And it is tryna keep me away from that goal of entering those Golden Gates of Glory that OUR LORDT promised some of us. It sho’ll is! I was perusing Miss Jia’s site when I saw this video. I wanted to cancel my internet. [...]
