My Life

I’ve Upgraded My Site’s URL!

Hey folks! Check out your address bar. See something new??? YUP! To end 2008, Luvvie’s Random Rants has upgraded to a new URL AwesomelyLuvvie.com. If you’ve linked me on your blog, you don’t have to change your link because it will automatically redirect it. Let’s take a swig of celebration …

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Fashion

I’ve Gone Shopping Crazy

*Stands Up* “Hi, I’m Luvvie and I’m a shopaholic.” Everyone: “Hi Luvvie!” Yeah I’ve admitted this problem but I’ve been stuck on Step 1 since forever. I have been acting a good fool for the past month, ever since Black Friday. I’ve bought 3 pairs of boots, countless shirts, many …

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Random

Tag, it’s MY turn

I usually don’t post on weekends, but here is a lil fluff for you to enjoy. You know the innanets are boring on weekends. I don’t do these tagged things often. In fact, I mostly shun forwards of all types (ask my friends. They have been sent STERNLY worded emails …

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Random

Men Women Should Avoid

I was going through my blog archives, and I realized that there are a couple of good posts from way back when (ya know, before my blog had readers. When tumbleweeds used to sweep through here and challenge each other to duels…). And I found one in particular that I …

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Random

Wood Splinter 1, Luvvie 0

I am currently limping around these parts because I got punked out by a wood splinter last night. I was minding my own business when I took a step and a sharp pain went through my left foot. After my reflex yelled out the loudest “F&VK” ever, I looked at …

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My Life

Chicago is Giving Me Brain Freeze

Seriously, I was going to write an entry today but I stepped outside, and I believe my brain fluid froze. Chicago ain’t SH*T for this weather. How cold is it, you ask? According to weather.com, It is currently 8 degrees, but the wind chill makes it feel like 11 degrees …

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Random

Hump Day Excuse

Yeah I know Wednesday is one of my scheduled posting days, but in the past couple of weeks I’ve posted all 5 days because well clearly I’ve had a lot to rant about. However, holidays are coming so expect my usual 3 per week. I was sposed to have written …

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Letter

Hair 1, Comb 0

An Open Letter to my late Comb. Dear Rattail, I’m sorry you had to go like that. Twas a demise that was unexpected, and I am still shocked that you’re gone. Yes, I know I was wrong to wash my hair the day before I decided to braid it but …

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Random

Annual Assault of Pap Smears

***TRUSTING THAT THE MEN ARE STILL GONE*** Ladies, the ish we gotta go through just makes me say “Damn” at times. There are certain things we cannot avoid in life. These include wrinkles, taxes and death. As women though, we must add *shivers* pap exam to that list. We can’t …

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Random

Fighting Eve for these Cramps

***WARNING ANY XY CHROMOSOMES TO LEAVE NOW*** Ok… I think they’re gone now. Hey ladies. Now that we alone, I just gotta let you know. It’s about to be a girl fight. If I see Eve on the street, I’m fighting her like she stole my bowl of rice. We …

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