ePosse Chat

I have nightly gChats with my ePosse (PBG, Alise, & ZeeBaby), and they are always a hoot. This is one of them.

Alise: I want mimes and unicorns at my funegro
Luvvie: lmao
Alise: mimes are less scary @ me clowns
Luvvie: hell naw they not. mimes r creepy as shit.
ol’ touching nothing asses
PBG: they sure as hell are
Alise: they like crackhead clowns
Luvvie: eff is u confined in???? hell naw
Alise: ol free your mind and the rest will follow lookin mimes
PBG: ol’ confined in the atmosphere ass negroes
Luvvie: ol’ trapped in thin air ass mimes
I cant. I rebuke them also. and banish them to the pits of dereon hell
ZeeBaby: mimes are HELLA creepy eeek
Alise: mimes be having some good deals, be selling movies, pampers, formula, mp3 players
crackheaded clowns
ZeeBaby: oh no
Luvvie: yeah mimes r always skinny
they r def crackheads, either now or formerly
Alise: beatnik crackheads
Luvvie: and they have on stripes. lookin like licorice flavored candy canes
Alise: ewwww, licoric is the devil
ZeeBaby: gurl I cut a dude off cause he busted out with some licorice. THEN said he aint been to a dentist in 4 yrs
Luvvie: I hate licorice
PBG: I loves me some red vines
ZeeBaby: why was he sexy as hell tho? errybody called him denzel
Alise: I watched a def comedy jam and this fool says “licorice tastes like struggle and hate”
ZeeBaby: ole holes in ya teeth lookin boy
I just died
PBG: he wasn’t no denzel w/jacked up teef. Denzel got perfect teef!!
Alise: yes him does
Luvvie: hahaha @ licorice tasting like struggle and hate
Hahahahahahahahha. I think dark chocolate tastes like bougie and mud
ZeeBaby: his teeth werent bad at all!
PBG: chocolate tastes like a mass delusion
Alise: dark chocolate is myrtle beach sand and licorice
Luvvie: extra dry red wine tastes like arson and lead

Gotta love my crew.

In honor of Christmas Eve, I will be posting my holiday playlist tomorrow. It’s gonna be a Soulful Christmas!!

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  1. The Pretty Brown Girl
    December 23, 2008 at 12:28 am

    Woohoo! What would I do w/out the “Ladies of The Night” chats? Helps me sleep @ night.

  2. NaturallyAlise
    December 23, 2008 at 12:33 am

    I love the ignant tangents, how we go frokm mimes to dark chocolate…. lawd be a Ritalin….

  3. overit
    December 23, 2008 at 12:35 am

    “licorice tastes like struggle and hate”

    I just died all over again LOL.

    But yall bring me to life like Evanescence! Briiiiiiing zeeeee toooo liiiiiiiiiiiiiife.

  4. K to the...
    December 24, 2008 at 10:58 am

    LMAO @ ol’ trapped in thin air ass mimes

  5. Luvvie (aka Queen IG)
    December 29, 2008 at 10:17 pm

    PBG – Yes, the Ladies of the Night Chats make my night.

    Alise – We got the attention span of goldfish. Approx. 3 secs

    Overit – LOL thats my fave line too

    K – hehe