Samsung Gate 09 Update

After 3 total phonecalls to Samsung where I was transferred to Executive Customer Service each time, I decided to accept the 2nd offer they made me for their newest camera model. Not before I raised hell though and told them how ridiculous they are and how pissed I am. Samsung may have lost my loyalty on this bull. Playing all these Amber Rose games with me (baldheaded).

Anywho, the camera they will be sending me got released January 2009. It’s like a mini professional digicam, with lenses that zooms out. 10X optical zoom and 5x digital. Can film HD video and all that good stuff.

Maybe I’ll call this one “Black Luv”

Despite all of this, I’m not content. It’s still not SexyRed! 🙁 Plus, it doesn’t have certain features that SexyRed has, like an MP3 player, Text Viewer and World Tour Guide. Given, I never used any of those features, but it is the principalities (yes, principalities) of the matter. Shoot, I COULDA used them. You’ont know! And most importantly, it’s not SEGZY! Yes, thats kinda shallow but eh. This new camera does not do the Mayor of Flashyville (me) justice. SexyRed was like a pair of stilettos (Red Pump, perhaps) and BlackLuv is a pair of cute loafers. Yeah I can walk longer in the loafers but the stilettos put an extra pep in my step. HMPH *pouts*

I spent ALL day just angsty as hell and mad. I was on Twitter going off for at LEAST 45 minutes. My followers laughed at me when I channeled my Mom, calling Samsung a bunch of classless wonders! Some nonentities! Bastahds! When I get mad, my accent comes outta nowhere. I don’t like being angry at all, let alone for an extended period of time. Takes up way too much energy. So I’m tah’d now.

And, yesterday was just one of those days that was foolish from start to finish. Started with the comment I had from my very dedicated eHeckler who comments on the posts I write on igville.com with stupid stuff like “You suck” and “lamey” (this fool actually called me “lamey”. Jeebus be some wit for some folks. Womp her life). Since I have been banned from saying something to the heffa by my eFam (who have been fighting my battles for me. I heart my eFam, for REAL!), I haven’t been able to respond. So my Ace Kindred decided to write her an open letter, and I LITERALLY died reading it. I needed a potty break. I think I laughed so hard that I drooled a little. Check it out.

But yeah, it was just one of those days that a girl goes through (Word to Monica). Anyway, from the words of a wise/insane pedophile who’s music I can’t help but like, I say “Heaven I need a hug. Is there anybody out there willing to embrace a thug?”

Happy Birthday to one of the smartest and awesomest mini-people EVER! My nephew, T, is 4 today!

Have a GREAT weekend, peoples!

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  1. Crown R0yal
    March 19, 2009 at 11:35 pm

    that pidgin had me gagging. my boo is nigerian and i loves it.

  2. Robin Monique
    March 20, 2009 at 7:09 am

    That’s what Twitter is for. Sometimes you just need to rant. Letting it out on the web is perfect.

    On the eStalker…FAIL FAIL FAIL. Glad your eFam banned you from addressing her. They really should screen folks before they let them touch keyboards. Real talk.

    Enjoy the new camera. BlackLuv sounds pretty damn sexy to me!

  3. KindredSmile
    March 20, 2009 at 7:44 am

    You and your new cam will be fine, dear. I know you still mad that it doesn’t have the essence of Flash, but it still stands out among the rest.

    I know you enjoyed my prose yesterday – I’m surprised we haven’t gotten any more Fail Mail yet.

    Happy Birthday Chocolate Genius!

  4. The Pretty Brown Girl
    March 20, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    That new camera is HOT. I may have to break down and get it for Tee, since she needs a new one to pursue her dreams of photography greatness.

    BlackLuv is a great name!

  5. sabrina
    March 21, 2009 at 8:29 am

    I like the new camera too. You should find one of those places that recolors cell phones to recolor BlackLuv. It could be multicolored!

  6. suga
    March 22, 2009 at 10:41 pm

    the thought of this e-heckler pisses me off. Why would anyone want to mess with Luvvie?

  7. Luvvie
    March 24, 2009 at 9:27 pm

    Crownie – Tee hee. Glad you dug it

    Robin – I cant stand eThugs

    Kindred – Ur prose rocked!

    PBG – Yes, get my mini a cam plz. I know she will capture some awesome/foolish stuff

    Sabrina – Places recolor cameras?? Hmm…

    Suga – aawww thanks for caring!