Laptop Lollapalooza II Winner

So y’all had me worried for a second. As of Friday night, only 3 people had entered my Laptop Lollapalooza Part 2, for an HP dm3 laptop. I was like “Wait… people don’t want a laptop????” Well, by the deadline of noon on Saturday, I had gotten 20 more. Y’all are some procrastinators.

The contest was for folks to write a hilarious and foolery-filled 100-word story using my favorite phrases. This must include proper use of:

  • iRebuke
  • Dereon Hell
  • Creole Magic
  • Hairhats
  • Onesies
  • “FOOL SADDOWN” Gift basket
  • Ghost of Coon Present

It could be less than a 100 words but couldn’t exceed it.

Anyway, I read through all the entries, and better believe that iCackled several times. However, one person’s entries were so funny I almost choked.

THIS is the entry that won:

(to the tune of ‘if i were a boy’)
If I had some sense
I’d throw my hands up and say
‘iRebuke this Creole Magic!’
& throw all of my hairhats away

I’d do a *WALL SLIDE*
As I looked over my life
How’d I end up in these ruffles standin at the gates of Dereon Hell
Wearin satin onesies?

If you had some sense
You wouldn’t follow my trends
You’d step away from the lacefronts
And gimmie a ‘FOOL SADDOWN’ Gift Basket

You’d lift up your hands
And look to the sky and say
‘I won’t follow those fashion footsteps!
I won’t be the Ghost of Coon Present!’


The winner of a new HP dm3 laptop is *drum roll*

*crowd goes wild*

Brokey, email me your address so I can send it to the HP folks. They’ll ship ya the ‘puta! WOO HOO!!!

P.S. I know Brokey was my guest blogger last week but nepotism didn’t have to rule this one. If y’all wanna see the other entries, read the comments left under the post. Brokey DEED That.

P.P.S. Within the next couple of weeks, there’ll be a *WALL SLIDE* contest. GETTT READY FOR FOOLERRRYYYY!!

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  1. Brokey McPoverty
    November 23, 2009 at 4:46 pm

    *runnin man*








    *near death experience*

    *second wind*

    *electric slide*

    *superbowl suffle*


  2. Brokey McPoverty
    November 23, 2009 at 4:53 pm

    PS – *pocketknife*

  3. @SBailey7
    November 23, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    @Brokey: Congrats!

  4. Lite Bread
    November 23, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    Yer Most High Awesomelynessis,


    SEE?! SEE?!
    What I SAID!
    All those great, funny, “Contest Winnin” Comments?
    My severe case of 2520’ness does it.

    Has hard as a young, educated A/A man at a Woolworth’s lunch counter …

    Congrat’s to Brokey McPoverty! The name alone oughta win it. (That and the “Bacon Lube – Sexin’ like a Hog” )

  5. Cheekie
    November 23, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Congrats Brokey McPoverty! Muchly deserved as your IG is off the charts.

    I really wanted to enter this for for some reason my cousin decided to choose THIS past weekend to film his school project (which I acted in…Academy Award, ya'll!! O__O) so I was super busy with that.

    I am however lookin' forward to the Wall Slide contest. I just might break my "half-o-face maximum in blogville" rule and submit one. lol It's gon' be too fun not to!!

  6. ListenToLeon
    November 24, 2009 at 1:09 am

    Congrats Brokey!

    I saw the Beyonce songs on Saturday, and thought to myself "Oh sh*t! This contest is over!" LOL

  7. @Sabrina97
    November 24, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    Congrats Brokey! I would have entered, but what had happened was…

  8. amymay117
    November 25, 2009 at 5:29 am

    Brokey… classic!!