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Omarion’s Side-eye

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Remember B2K?

That’s alright. I don’t either, really. They basically boil down to a dramastastic story about a light skinned boy who said Chris Stokes used to diddle in his bootyhole and…Omarion. Did you know that Real (of Real Chance At Love) had a son?

Now that the last of that You Got Served check has been spent on go carts and “friendship” bracelets for Bow Wow, Omarion has been in the studio and ready to serve the newest generation of 14 year old girls with his own brand of shallowly sexual faux R&B. I present for your side-eye review his first single off the new album, I Get It In.

When your coochieness shines like Frankie’s wig, it’s time to throw in the heterosexual towel. But Omarion, apparently tired of the gossip and the blawgs and the rumors that Bow Wow can’t get enough of that sweet toot shoot, channeled his inner Donnie McClurkin last week in an interview with magazine “Sister 2 Sister”.

“No disrespect, but no Amber Rose for me. Everybody has their past – and don’t get me wrong, I’m not judgemental at all – but I do like a certain amount of class.”

Some say O is referring to Amber’s past as a skrippa (up and down like flippa), while others say it’s Amber’s past (present) (future) life as a bisexual that leaves a sour taste in Omarion’s mouth. Regardless, I have only one question – Should a man who p-pops in skinny jeans and pyramid studded belts really fix his mouth to say anything about anyone else? Chile, please. Leave Amber Rose’s class to the neighborhood strip club’s discretion and boot scoot your ass on back to Bow Wow’s loving arms.


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  1. _prettybrwn_
    May 30, 2011 at 12:20 pm

    when you said coochieness it made me think of a video you may or may not have seen before http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLMzxkeP6hI&playnext=1&list=PL49F29D35B5D23CB8

    • Angela
      June 24, 2014 at 10:38 am

      Oh my…this is doing the most with that song. Total hilarity!