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Dontchu Hear Me Calling You, Miss Honay?

On the day I seent this vidjo, my life changed for the better. I proceeded to watch it no less than 20 times. And I cried laughing each time. My ace boon, Kiarri et moi watched it and DAHD together. Our conversation about it via gchat is below (this was originally written on 3/2/2009 and posted on our abandoned group blog). Moi Rene was everything!

Luvvie: First of all, the white-green lipstick is jarring

LibraSong: wait – why does she come on with a growl at the very beginning?

Luvvie: I know right? And I think thing 1 and thing 2 in the back almost steal the show. Their hardcore “choreography” is off the chain.

LibraSong: don’tchuhearmecalliiiiingu?

Luvvie:
and something tells me thing 1 (dude in the red) is the one who choreographed

LibraSong:
and them neon fishing vests ain’t catchin’ NO fish!

Luvvie:
he looks too proud like “Yes. Hit it. Give them life. Work!”

Luvvie: Hahahahaha them some cross color exclusives. lookin like some traffic management fools

LibraSong: honestly, she reminds me of Chris tucker from “the fifth element”

Luvvie: bwahahaha got me perplexed. The cut out spandex outfit? with jus the right amount of shoulder? Killing!

LibraSong: looks like a couture design from the set of poltergeist

Luvvie:
Looking like a hood wicked witch of the west. I’m expecting her to start melting at any time

LibraSong:
Who are these audience members???? And why is the host UBER creepy?

Luvvie: the host is probably thinking “damn. so much for a journalism career”

Luvvie:
Miss Honey’s makeup contoured nose really has me done

LibraSong:
don’tchuhearmecalliiiiingu?

Luvvie:
Miss Honey heard you calling, but the bitch ran when she saw you and your posse of dancing queens

LibraSong:
LOL! Comin’ down the street with lil bitty ass sways and lite brite game hunting vests

Luvvie:
I watch it AT LEAST once a day to bring my spirits up

LibraSong:
it is recorded comedy from every angle

Luvvie: EVERY. and what year was that shot? I bet you it first appeared on channel 19, the public access channel

LibraSong:
oooh! that’s a damn good question! yopp!

Luvvie: they let you have it to show anythin for a measly $35 an hour or so.

Luvvie: “here I am I’m feeling FFFIIIEEERRRCCCEEE” bwahahahahaha

LibraSong:
yopp you right!!! note my fifth grade ‘hood use of YOPP

Luvvie: I dig yoppp. we must bring it back in our everyday lexicon

Luvvie:
“Where’s the bitch she got some nerve” bwahahaha

LibraSong:
LMAO!!!!! and “thebitchknewthatidbeback!!!” = iDied

Luvvie:
“the bitch knew that I’d be back” always got me DYING!

Luvvie:
ROTF @ the end where they juke

LibraSong:
LMAO when they break it down?!?!?

Luvvie:
thing 1 and thing 2 are doing it. DO YOU HEAR ME?

LibraSong:
and then they start smiling and giggling and the what not?!

Luvvie: lmao at thing 2’s dip and shimmy. yeah 3:11 – 3:24 are jus bout the best 13 secs EVER

Luvvie: lol When they made that juke sandwich…THAT is when I ordered my tombstone. epitaph: she came (to youtube), she saw (these fools), she conquered (her fear of death)

LibraSong:
yeah, yeah – pretty murrrch

Luvvie:
I think I wanna make it my ringtone so when folks call, I’d hear “dont chu hear me calling you, miss honay?”

Luvvie:
I don watched it like 4 times in a row and I’m CRYING

LibraSong:
when she whispers “miss honey”?!

Luvvie:
and when she starts whispering “miss honey…” all lustfully and whatnot, I just bout passed out. And the cheese that followed the whisper with the head/wig shake?? iCant. LMAO!!

LibraSong:
and then whips her head side to side like a bizarro world marge simpson???

Luvvie: hahahaha YESSSS Marge indeed. Her beehive is “hairspray” proper. tracy turnblad is somewhere JEALOUS

LibraSong:
she is upSET, do you hear me??

Luvvie:
lmao. unlike miss honey, yes I do

LibraSong: don’t you hear me TELLING you? don’t you hear me TELLING you?!

Luvvie: I been singin to my niece “dontchu hear me callin you, miss kami???” (she’s 10 months, btw). She’s just as amused as I am by the whole thing

LibraSong:
LMAO!!!!! Leave that baby alone!

Luvvie: this video is MY LIFE. it changed me the day I saw it. SERIOUSLY made my lifespace better

LibraSong:
LMAO it attacked my corneas

Luvvie:
lmao. But really. How did the audience in there stay on their chairs? No one fell on the floor in laughter?? I call bullshit. I’da been hysterical in that studio

LibraSong:
right! Like, inconsolable, let somebody take me into the hall, catch my breath and wipe my eyes hysterical

Luvvie:
hahahaha I’da been “steal away to Jesus” hysterical. They’d have to get the church fan to cool me off

LibraSong:
and the whole ursher board!

Luvvie: YESSS!! White gloves REST to go. *Sigh* awesome

LibraSong:
sidebar: why do ushers wear white gloves? I mean, ALL of them? Is there a universal magician’s ministry I’m unfamiliar with??

Luvvie:
maybe the ushers are direct descendants of mimes. But why white gloves though? Maybe it stands for purity? Sister O’Dell knows she done had 5 husbands. Aint nuthin pure bout her or Ophelia Jenkins, the assistant head usher

LibraSong:
and O’Dell’s weddin’ dates don’t add up neitha…and Jenkins? I could tell u some things about that Jenkins that would have u turning to the books of Peter, Paul, AND Mary!!!

Luvvie:
 You forgot Matthew, Mark, Luke & John, We must get to the bottom of the white gloves

LibraSong:
indeed we must! END sidebar

Luvvie:
lol so yes. That is indeed the greatest 3 minutes of public access TV ever filmed. I dare someone to disagree.

*drops mic*

*dramatic exit*

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20 Comments

  1. J.Nicole
    June 11, 2010 at 9:14 am

    This video is just…

    Moi Rene is serving it up to the children and they are eating it up with a spoon, haha! My favorite part is the whispered “Miss HONAY” portion. #classic

    • June 12, 2010 at 6:39 pm

      YESSSS, HUNTY!!! Moi Rene GAVE. lol

  2. Drea
    June 11, 2010 at 9:22 am

    I need the paramedics to bring me some oxygen!! iCant breathe! This ish is un-damn=believable! Dontchuhearmegaspingforair Ms. Honay?!?!

    • June 12, 2010 at 6:40 pm

      LMAO!!! I got the defibrillator READY

  3. June 11, 2010 at 10:20 am

    Everything I had to say about this was said last year…

    But I was just talking about that post with a friend last week!! Forserious… outta my head or pay rent, woman!

    (I miss House of Ig)

    • June 12, 2010 at 6:41 pm

      Man, House of IG. *pours out a lil licka*

  4. June 11, 2010 at 10:33 am

    WTH. I feel over onto the floor with this one. The back dancers are acting like Robert Palmers backup dancers in those videos. Why he gotta vogue like that. This such a nightmare

    Peace, Love and Chocolate
    Tiffany

    • June 12, 2010 at 6:44 pm

      Them backup dancers got me in HYSTERICS!!! LMAOOO

  5. June 11, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    LMAO! I never got a chance to watch this when it was originally posted because Youtube was blocked at the gig. I am DYING!

    • June 12, 2010 at 6:44 pm

      Glad ur gig let you be great now. lol

  6. June 11, 2010 at 7:01 pm

    I HATE you for adding that Gif. Absolutely HATE you.

    • June 14, 2010 at 5:54 pm

      The Gif GIVES even MORE life! Revel in it. LOL

  7. superwoman
    June 11, 2010 at 11:05 pm

    oh my word, luv-luv, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE????? i am shy on their behalf!!! as for the bit at the end when the ‘back up dancers’ start to do the whole ‘get down’ thing….words fail me!! and the guy in the yellow looks like he was coerced into being there! tjo – this whole thing is too, too crazy! does this creature think he’s talented?? i mean, REALLY!!!

    anyhoo, let me get some sleep so i can be fresh for when your peeps – the flying eagles – kick butt later – world cup, baby! i trust you’re sending them good vibes! the african teams need to go far-far in this world cup!

  8. whit
    June 12, 2010 at 2:41 pm

    low key pissed that this song is stuck in my head this morning. called my friend like “MISS HONNAAAY, MISS HONAAAAY DONCHUHEARMECALLINU?!”

    • June 14, 2010 at 5:54 pm

      It happens to the best of us. Some folks made ringtones out of it. LOL

  9. whit
    June 12, 2010 at 3:50 pm
  10. June 12, 2010 at 6:34 pm

    ROFLMAO!!!

  11. August 13, 2010 at 1:44 am

    Cracking up at how Miss Thang is holdin’ and grabbin’ that mic… *wall slide in triplicate*

    See this is why churin’ should be in the bed by 8pm… all this fuckery at 2:41am!

    oh noooo there’s a remix?? *DOA*

    LMAO @whit

  12. bronxgirl1
    October 23, 2010 at 12:02 am

    I didn’t know Wendy Williams had back up dancers…LOL

    • October 25, 2010 at 11:48 pm

      *murked*